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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2340 on: December 11, 2014, 12:24:03 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2341 on: December 11, 2014, 12:34:57 PM »
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team? 
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2342 on: December 11, 2014, 12:38:19 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on December 11, 2014, 12:34:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team? 

In this case, yes.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2343 on: December 11, 2014, 12:42:25 PM »
Quote from: Eli on December 11, 2014, 12:38:19 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 11, 2014, 12:34:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team? 

In this case, yes.

Sounds like work.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2344 on: December 11, 2014, 01:02:48 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on December 11, 2014, 12:42:25 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 11, 2014, 12:38:19 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 11, 2014, 12:34:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team? 

In this case, yes.

Sounds like work.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2345 on: December 11, 2014, 01:16:15 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on December 11, 2014, 12:34:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team? 

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2346 on: December 11, 2014, 01:30:31 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2347 on: December 11, 2014, 01:50:59 PM »
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 01:16:15 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 11, 2014, 12:34:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team? 

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2348 on: December 11, 2014, 02:51:35 PM »
Quote from: Eli on December 11, 2014, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 01:16:15 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 11, 2014, 12:34:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team? 

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

You're right. You could tell he was great from the CRACK of his bat.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2349 on: December 11, 2014, 03:38:23 PM »
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 02:51:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 11, 2014, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 01:16:15 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 11, 2014, 12:34:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes.  

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team?  

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

You're right. You could tell he was great from the CRACK of his bat.

He coulda been a HERO IN the 2011 World Series

(Sorry, Eli)
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2350 on: December 11, 2014, 03:43:44 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on December 11, 2014, 03:38:23 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 02:51:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 11, 2014, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 01:16:15 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 11, 2014, 12:34:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes.  

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team?  

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

You're right. You could tell he was great from the CRACK of his bat.

He coulda been a HERO IN the 2011 World Series

(Sorry, Eli)

He never let his personal problems affect him between the LINES.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2351 on: December 11, 2014, 05:10:04 PM »
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 03:43:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 11, 2014, 03:38:23 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 02:51:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 11, 2014, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 01:16:15 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 11, 2014, 12:34:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes.  

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team?  

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

You're right. You could tell he was great from the CRACK of his bat.

He coulda been a HERO IN the 2011 World Series

(Sorry, Eli)

He never let his personal problems affect him between the LINES.

He abused drugs.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2352 on: December 11, 2014, 05:26:46 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on December 11, 2014, 05:10:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 03:43:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 11, 2014, 03:38:23 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 02:51:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 11, 2014, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 01:16:15 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 11, 2014, 12:34:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes.  

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team?  

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

You're right. You could tell he was great from the CRACK of his bat.

He coulda been a HERO IN the 2011 World Series

(Sorry, Eli)

He never let his personal problems affect him between the LINES.

He abused drugs.

He voted for Hubert Humphrey and he killed Jesus.
The 39th Tenet of Pexism: True in the game as long as blood is blue in my vein.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2353 on: December 11, 2014, 05:43:58 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on December 11, 2014, 05:26:46 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 11, 2014, 05:10:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 03:43:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 11, 2014, 03:38:23 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 02:51:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 11, 2014, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 01:16:15 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 11, 2014, 12:34:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes.  

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team?  

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

You're right. You could tell he was great from the CRACK of his bat.

He coulda been a HERO IN the 2011 World Series

(Sorry, Eli)

He never let his personal problems affect him between the LINES.

He abused drugs.

He voted for Hubert Humphrey and he killed Jesus.

He doesn't signal his lane changes.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2354 on: December 11, 2014, 06:00:18 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on December 11, 2014, 05:43:58 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on December 11, 2014, 05:26:46 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 11, 2014, 05:10:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 03:43:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 11, 2014, 03:38:23 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 02:51:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 11, 2014, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 01:16:15 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 11, 2014, 12:34:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2014, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes.  

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team?  

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

You're right. You could tell he was great from the CRACK of his bat.

He coulda been a HERO IN the 2011 World Series

(Sorry, Eli)

He never let his personal problems affect him between the LINES.

He abused drugs.

He voted for Hubert Humphrey and he killed Jesus.

He doesn't signal his lane changes.

He pays with checks at the grocery store and doesn't start filling any of it out until the cashier finishes ringing him up.  That cashier? Mike Fontenot.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.