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« Reply #105 on: January 29, 2010, 04:15:17 PM »
Quote from: BH on January 29, 2010, 03:38:05 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 29, 2010, 01:54:13 PM
To get this thread back on track, I offer this tale.

I was feeling the urge to poop yesterday while at work.  It felt like a whopper, so I saved it for the afternoon to savor the flavor.  Nevertheless, when I did get around to the act, at about 3 pm, something unusual happened.  It was a curious poop. It was about a 10 or 11 incher, which was solid, but the interesting element was that half of it appeared rocky and bumpy, but the other half was smooth and silky, like soft serve ice cream.

Clean sweep, though.

Did you make one of the girls wipe your  a$$ with your dollar bills, big spender?

LA Gil's not in right now.

He's off lunching on king crab while getting a lap dance.

The only person getting screwed here, though, is you, Joe Taxpayer.
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« Reply #106 on: January 29, 2010, 04:44:11 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 29, 2010, 04:15:17 PM
Quote from: BH on January 29, 2010, 03:38:05 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 29, 2010, 01:54:13 PM
To get this thread back on track, I offer this tale.

I was feeling the urge to poop yesterday while at work.  It felt like a whopper, so I saved it for the afternoon to savor the flavor.  Nevertheless, when I did get around to the act, at about 3 pm, something unusual happened.  It was a curious poop. It was about a 10 or 11 incher, which was solid, but the interesting element was that half of it appeared rocky and bumpy, but the other half was smooth and silky, like soft serve ice cream.

Clean sweep, though.

Did you make one of the girls wipe your  a$$ with your dollar bills, big spender?

LA Gil's not in right now.

He's off lunching on king crab while getting a lap dance.

The only person getting screwed here, though, is you, Joe Taxpayer.

You know, reading the description makes it sound much much worse than it actually was.

But I enjoyed myself.

And, for the record, I kept my time there to my designated one hour lunch break.  So, suck it, Joe Taxpayer.
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« Reply #107 on: January 29, 2010, 05:50:50 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 29, 2010, 02:08:17 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 29, 2010, 01:54:13 PM
Clean sweep, though.

PROVE IT!

I'm sure these folks could explain that texture issue.
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« Reply #108 on: January 29, 2010, 08:23:57 PM »
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It's easy to make Montana the Butte of the joke?
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« Reply #109 on: January 30, 2010, 12:02:00 AM »
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« Reply #110 on: January 30, 2010, 12:41:48 AM »
Quote from: CT III on January 29, 2010, 01:22:40 PM
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Day off today?

Stomach virus.

I find it terrifying that the last time this thread was bumped, I got fired for missing three days with a stomach virus. Fuck my old jorb in the tonsils with Kevin's wife's toilet brush.

You got fired for missing 3 days sick? You must have been the most important cog in the wheel.

At-will employment.  America's bane.

Or not.

Montana's doing pretty well without it.

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Even as a Fork joke, I don't get it.

Me either.
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« Reply #111 on: July 02, 2010, 10:31:00 AM »
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« Reply #112 on: July 02, 2010, 10:39:24 AM »
For posterity.
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