Poop Chat with Karry Ling

[CBStew]

 When does information become too much information? 

[Oleg]

When does information become too much information? 

I'm pretty sure you're not new here.

[KarryLing]

Hello friends!

I have an alert set up so that when anybody bumps this thread I get a fax!  I'd have known hours earlier if I had put paper in the fax machine.  Or plugged it in.

Or turned it on.

Anyway, because I know you are wondering.

I did already today.

Looked like pea soup.

[CBStew]

When does information become too much information? 

I'm pretty sure you're not new here.

If it had come out looking like Richard Nixon that would have been worth posting.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

When does information become too much information? 

I'm pretty sure you're not new here.

I'm pretty sure Stew's not new anywhere.

[CBStew]

When does information become too much information? 

I'm pretty sure you're not new here.

I'm pretty sure Stew's not new anywhere.

Again with the old jokes.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

When does information become too much information? 

I'm pretty sure you're not new here.

I'm pretty sure Stew's not new anywhere.

Again with the old jokes.

You new here?

[Kermit IV]

Day off today?

Stomach virus.

I find it terrifying that the last time this thread was bumped, I got fired for missing three days with a stomach virus. Fuck my old jorb in the tonsils with Kevin's wife's toilet brush.

You got fired for missing 3 days sick? You must have been the most important cog in the wheel.

At-will employment.  America's bane.

Or not.

Montana's doing pretty well without it.

[Fork]



[/Fork]

Even as a Fork joke, I don't get it.

I'm baffled.

If I have to explain the explanation, then it's not much of a Fork joke.  Or is it TOO MUCH of a Fork joke?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

If I have to explain the explanation, then it's not much of a Fork joke.  Or is it TOO MUCH of a Fork joke?

I think if extensive explanation is required, it's probably a Chuck.

But, whatever it is... cut it out!

[Kermit IV]

If I have to explain the explanation, then it's not much of a Fork joke.  Or is it TOO MUCH of a Fork joke?

I think if extensive explanation is required, it's probably a Chuck.

But, whatever it is... cut it out!

What's a TDubbs?  If I just mash my fists against the keyboard?

[Internet Apex]

If I have to explain the explanation, then it's not much of a Fork joke.  Or is it TOO MUCH of a Fork joke?

I think if extensive explanation is required, it's probably a Chuck.

But, whatever it is... cut it out!

What's a TDubbs?  If I just mash my fists against the keyboard?

That's more like an Apex. A TDubbs would almost have to offend a non-white in some trashy, unfunny way.

[Richard Chuggar]

If I have to explain the explanation, then it's not much of a Fork joke.  Or is it TOO MUCH of a Fork joke?

I think if extensive explanation is required, it's probably a Chuck.

But, whatever it is... cut it out!

What's a TDubbs?  If I just mash my fists against the keyboard?

That's more like an Apex. A TDubbs would almost have to offend a non-white in some trashy, unfunny way.

We get it, you think you're black and date an asian, so you're not racist.  And I hate everything other than whites, so I am.

[Internet Apex]

If I have to explain the explanation, then it's not much of a Fork joke.  Or is it TOO MUCH of a Fork joke?

I think if extensive explanation is required, it's probably a Chuck.

But, whatever it is... cut it out!

What's a TDubbs?  If I just mash my fists against the keyboard?

That's more like an Apex. A TDubbs would almost have to offend a non-white in some trashy, unfunny way.

We get it, you think you're black and date an asian, so you're not racist.  And I hate everything other than whites, so I am.

You're half-right.

[CT III]

If I have to explain the explanation, then it's not much of a Fork joke.  Or is it TOO MUCH of a Fork joke?

I think if extensive explanation is required, it's probably a Chuck.

But, whatever it is... cut it out!

What's a TDubbs?  If I just mash my fists against the keyboard?

That's more like an Apex. A TDubbs would almost have to offend a non-white in some trashy, unfunny way.

We get it, you think you're black and date an asian, so you're not racist.  And I hate everything other than whites, so I am.

You're half-right.

Which for TDubbs is a new record.

[BH]

To get this thread back on track, I offer this tale.

I was feeling the urge to poop yesterday while at work.  It felt like a whopper, so I saved it for the afternoon to savor the flavor.  Nevertheless, when I did get around to the act, at about 3 pm, something unusual happened.  It was a curious poop. It was about a 10 or 11 incher, which was solid, but the interesting element was that half of it appeared rocky and bumpy, but the other half was smooth and silky, like soft serve ice cream.

Clean sweep, though.

Did you make one of the girls wipe your  a$$ with your dollar bills, big spender?