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« Reply #495 on: April 28, 2011, 12:25:05 PM » |
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Tom Hanks singing "My Life".
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« Reply #496 on: April 30, 2011, 07:26:47 AM » |
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Lizbianism.
The use of "secreting" when Jenna talks about the book the secret was also fantastic.
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« Reply #497 on: April 05, 2012, 09:10:42 PM » |
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Looks like there's an obstruction in your sinus. We have two options: one, I can drill a hole in the back of your head and use your brain to push it out.
If I had a dollar for every procedure I was asked to reverse, my bitch of an ex-wife would be rich. May she rest in peace.
Get a haircut! Or I'm gonna shove you up a black guy's nose...very well then, you leave me no choice.
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« Reply #498 on: April 20, 2012, 09:17:01 AM » |
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« Reply #499 on: May 07, 2012, 11:22:11 AM » |
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“When did we get so soft? You know what this country used to sit on? Logs. Girders. Poles. Being comfortable? That’s not what America is all about. Kouchtown. Sit down or get out of the way.” — Hank in Kouchtown commercial “When did gum get so soft, you sons of bitches? You know what this country use to chew? Tree bark. Glass. Shotgun shells. The broken swords of our vanquished enemies. That’s why I buy Bazooka Joe Gum. It’s like chewing a mountain that someone shot a freeze ray into. What’s wrong with this country? Huh? When did we lose our way? Detroit? Life is hard. Shouldn’t everything else be harder?” — Hank in Bazooka Joe Gum commercial |
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« Reply #500 on: October 05, 2012, 10:05:58 AM » |
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Tanking the shows on NBC on purpose is going to be fun to watch. Joe Rogan as Nelson Mandela, God Cop, Homonyms, great stuff.
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« Reply #501 on: October 05, 2012, 01:36:43 PM » |
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Tanking the shows on NBC on purpose is going to be fun to watch. Joe Rogan as Nelson Mandela, God Cop, Homonyms, great stuff.
I would watch the hell out of Homonyms. "Oh, pear!" |
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« Reply #502 on: October 05, 2012, 01:56:00 PM » |
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Jonathan, bring me my green light!
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« Reply #503 on: October 09, 2012, 08:10:22 AM » |
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No one likes a surprise Lemon party.
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« Reply #505 on: October 10, 2012, 11:17:44 AM » |
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Tanking the shows on NBC on purpose is going to be fun to watch. Joe Rogan as Nelson Mandela, God Cop, Homonyms, great stuff.
I would watch the hell out of Homonyms. "Oh, pear!"No, it's the other one. |
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« Reply #506 on: October 13, 2012, 09:26:22 AM » |
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"We've been taking the dump truck to the boneyard most nights."
“There are nine types of legitimate rape. Number one: a Halloween party.”
"Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls ."
First two episodes this season have been excellent.
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« Reply #507 on: October 18, 2012, 07:18:43 PM » |
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Heavenly Father... You must be Ken Tremendous.
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« Reply #508 on: October 18, 2012, 11:57:47 PM » |
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Heavenly Father... You must be Ken Tremendous.
@fremulon.biz |
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I've got a job and a 6 year old, I don't have time for this.
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« Reply #509 on: October 19, 2012, 01:33:54 PM » |
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“I don’t care if it takes all day. I want you to teach me how to copy all of these email addresses and paste them into a new email.”
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