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« on: February 02, 2007, 09:50:40 AM »

Seeing as there has been a recent spate of similar "advice out of the blue" threads, I figured this might be good to keep around and bump any time someone needs to find out something unrelated to the Jock pose or Pie's status.

I am looking to find out how the back side of a standard dart board is to be used.  The board in question has alternating black and white rings with a tiny red bullseye in the middle.  The score on the rings is 1 on the outside and increasing to 9 on the closest to the bull.  No wire rings or anything and the rings are all the way around. 
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2007, 10:03:39 AM »

You're really pushing this "only site" thing now, Mr. Kangaroo Man.
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The NL Central? It's like going into Wisconsin.


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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2007, 10:11:58 AM »

And can I complain that none of your jerkoffs were able to help me find a fantasy football stats compiler that counted individual defensive players' tackles-for-losses?

Only site we'll need my ass.
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2007, 10:12:40 AM »

And can I complain that none of your jerkoffs were able to help me find a fantasy football stats compiler that counted individual defensive players' tackles-for-losses?

Only site we'll need my ass.

Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2007, 10:16:54 AM »

Okay, fine.  I'll go with the random advice theme.

I'm looking for a job in the Kansas City area.  Is anyone from around there?  Or does anyone have connections in the area?  I'm looking for something in the journalism or marketing sector or, God help me, public relations.  I've got some leads already, but it never hurts to throw this out there, since people have had success doing similar things before.  Fringe board, my ass.

Drop me a PM if you have anything.
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2007, 10:17:47 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2007, 10:28:39 AM »

Does this look infected?
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2007, 10:34:23 AM »

Does this look infected?

Yeah. Cut it off.
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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2007, 11:44:13 AM »

Can anyone get me a non-sales marketing job?
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2007, 11:46:51 AM »

I'm thinking of buying a new home computer because my existing one is full of music and porn.  Any suggestions?
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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2007, 11:56:28 AM »

I'm thinking of buying a new home computer because my existing one is full of music and porn.  Any suggestions?

Check www.slickdeals.net.  You can find some very good deals on computers there.  Or if you want to build your own rig for gaming, here's a pretty good DIY build for <$600.

http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?sduid=109181&t=429854


Or just go buy another/bigger HDD.
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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2007, 12:16:45 PM »

I'm having trouble getting a hard-on. Any ideas?
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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2007, 12:17:58 PM »

Start watching wrestling more.  I think the oiled up muscular dudes will do wonders for your quest.
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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2007, 12:18:32 PM »

I'm having trouble getting a hard-on. Any ideas?

Read Jay Mari(h)otti. He's as big a hard-on as I've ever seen.
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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2007, 12:21:53 PM »

I'm having trouble getting a hard-on. Any ideas?

Borrow Indolent Reader's computer.
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