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« Reply #2145 on: July 23, 2010, 03:33:26 PM »

How many of us have multiplied in the past year?

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Am I missing anyone?
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« Reply #2146 on: July 23, 2010, 03:37:55 PM »

How many of us will have multiplied in the past by year's end?

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Huey

Am I missing anyone?

I have a designated driver for about 3 more months'd.
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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« Reply #2147 on: July 23, 2010, 03:38:07 PM »

How many of us have multiplied in the past year?

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Am I missing anyone?

I bought a puppy and took a few ginormous dumps that would have soiled the hand of a common Yeti using a European shelf-toilet.
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« Reply #2148 on: July 23, 2010, 03:49:51 PM »

How many of us have multiplied in the past year?

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Am I missing anyone?

We are expecting grandchild number 4 in November.
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« Reply #2149 on: July 23, 2010, 03:51:35 PM »

How many of us have multiplied in the past year?

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IAN
Me
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Am I missing anyone?

I bought a puppy and took a few ginormous dumps that would have soiled the hand of a common Yeti using a European shelf-toilet.

Yeti does them in 15 inch loaves.
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« Reply #2150 on: July 23, 2010, 03:57:27 PM »

How many of us have multiplied in the past year?

Slaky
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IAN
Me
smg

Am I missing anyone?

I bought a puppy and took a few ginormous dumps that would have soiled the hand of a common Yeti using a European shelf-toilet.

Yeti does them in 15 inch loaves.

Yeti wins.
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« Reply #2151 on: July 23, 2010, 04:06:07 PM »

How many of us will have multiplied in the past by year's end?

Slaky
JD
IAN
Me
smg
Huey

Am I missing anyone?

I have a designated driver for about 3 more months'd.

Congrats, Huey.  And everyone else.  I guess.  That's just more people on this overpopulated, stinkin' planet. 
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« Reply #2152 on: July 23, 2010, 04:43:11 PM »

How many of us will have multiplied in the past by year's end?

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Huey

Am I missing anyone?

I have a designated driver for about 3 more months'd.

Congratulations!

Thank God we're more prolific than the BCB minions.
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« Reply #2153 on: July 23, 2010, 07:40:44 PM »

What a day to have been stuck in meetings...

Casey is a fine name.
You like it, you stick with it.

You shouldn't say that until you know what the last name is.  If the two names don't sound good together, then ya gotta switch. 

HOWEVAH, if Casey sounds alright with the last name, then I'd just stick with it.  If he gets picked on, he gets picked on.  Besides, movies have shown over and over that pedophile father-figure can whip that little fartknocker into shape in a minimum of 2 training montages.

Honestly, where smg really erred was in not requesting our name ideas before getting her heart set on Casey.

We have a bottomless well of suggestions to share. Just ask PenFoe.

I just named a baby a few months ago.  I got what the kids call "a 6 month old". 

Congrats!
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« Reply #2154 on: July 24, 2010, 09:52:48 AM »

How many of us will have multiplied in the past by year's end?

Slaky
JD
IAN
Me
smg
Huey

Am I missing anyone?

I have a designated driver for about 3 more months'd.

Congratulations!

Thank God we're more prolific than the BCB minions.

It's no concidence that the Desipio population boom happened while the Cubs sucked. Everyone had to look elsewhere for their boners.
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« Reply #2155 on: July 24, 2010, 09:58:24 AM »

How many of us will have multiplied in the past by year's end?

Slaky
JD
IAN
Me
smg
Huey

Am I missing anyone?

I have a designated driver for about 3 more months'd.

Congratulations!

Thank God we're more prolific than the BCB minions.

Have you been running a BCB census?
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« Reply #2156 on: July 25, 2010, 09:48:17 PM »

I think I need to pick something else.  It's just nagging at me.  I think Casey sounds really cool and friendly, but I won't enjoy it since in my head, I've made it into this huge issue.  Like I am going to give him a reason to hate me before he's even born.  Plus, I read a study that said that boys with "girly" (ugh) names suddenly develop behavior problems in middle school.  And if there happens to be a girl in class with the same name, they turn into murderers or something.  I think the study was focused on names that I wouldn't even consider unisex names, like Ashley and Shannon.  But, still.  

Thanks for all of the input.  



Kevin Charles... K.C.

Congratulations to you and yours, by the way!

I did think of something along those lines ... but I don't think so.  

Is the dad around?  Does he have a say in it?  Do you have any pics so we know you're telling the truth and not just looking for attention?

I would be the only person on the planet with legal or financial responsibility for the baby.  How's that for an answer?

Do you want to go out for a meal of food?*


*Depending on what the pics you post look like.

Take a hint dude. She as much as told you that she's not into men.

Or maybe she is, just not boys,

Bingo.  Not that I would cast aspersions on any of the members of this fine organization.

I don't know if I want any of these aspersions, mainly b/c I don't like vegetables all that much in general, but I'm most certainly a man.

When's the last time you got into a fist fight?

Shut up you faggot.  This isn't one of your kiddie parties where they're already roofied out cold and you can put your hands down their Superman underroos any time you want.  I'm trying to court a lovely young lady that happens to be knocked up and is looking for a man to take her and her unborn, fatherless child to dinner.  Go away.  
smg, i'm so sorry.  That child molester, Kurt Evans, had no right to butt in on our conversation.  Anywho . . .. what are you wearing?

That's exactly what my ex-boyfriend asked me last time I talked to him.  Or, pretty much every time I've ever talked to him.  Ah, nostalgia.  

Are you seriously asking me out?  And here I thought being pregnant would make dating more difficult.

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« Reply #2157 on: July 26, 2010, 08:43:21 AM »


Are you seriously asking me out?  And here I thought being pregnant would make dating more difficult.

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Let's say, for the sake of argument, I were tempted to say yes.  There are these nagging details.  You might consider this kind of stodgy and uptight of me, but I generally won't arrange to meet people in person about whom I don't have some minor details, like, you know, their name, general age range, criminal history.  That kind of thing.  It just seems prudent.  Also, when asking someone out, if the intent is to actually go out, and not to entertain a messageboard, you might want to send a private message.  Just a little insight into (not to stereotype) the female mind.
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« Reply #2158 on: July 26, 2010, 08:55:45 AM »


Are you seriously asking me out?  And here I thought being pregnant would make dating more difficult.

yep

Let's say, for the sake of argument, I were tempted to say yes.  There are these nagging details.  You might consider this kind of stodgy and uptight of me, but I generally won't arrange to meet people in person about whom I don't have some minor details, like, you know, their name, general age range, criminal history.  That kind of thing.  It just seems prudent.  Also, when asking someone out, if the intent is to actually go out, and not to entertain a messageboard, you might want to send a private message.  Just a little insight into (not to stereotype) the female mind.


Please no.
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« Reply #2159 on: July 26, 2010, 09:00:26 AM »


Are you seriously asking me out?  And here I thought being pregnant would make dating more difficult.

yep

Let's say, for the sake of argument, I were tempted to say yes.  There are these nagging details.  You might consider this kind of stodgy and uptight of me, but I generally won't arrange to meet people in person about whom I don't have some minor details, like, you know, their name, general age range, criminal history.  That kind of thing.  It just seems prudent.  Also, when asking someone out, if the intent is to actually go out, and not to entertain a messageboard, you might want to send a private message.  Just a little insight into (not to stereotype) the female mind.


With TDubbs, it might be more prudent to ask about his collective of narcotic inhibitors and history of sexually transmitted diseases.

Though that other stuff you made mention of is good too.
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