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[numbersman2]

Bad shoulder movement will allways hurt good jerking off.  But as a recipient of two shoulder surgeries to reduce bone spurs, I can tell you if you have any relief, you probably don't need surgery, but therapy.  If you feel better, its not structural.  More shots up to a point will help.  If you had something like spurs, cortisone would do no good.

Good Luck

[Pre]

Bad shoulder movement will allways hurt good jerking off.  But as a recipient of two shoulder surgeries to reduce bone spurs, I can tell you if you have any relief, you probably don't need surgery, but therapy.  If you feel better, its not structural.  More shots up to a point will help.  If you had something like spurs, cortisone would do no good.

Good Luck

It depends.  My shoulder problems were based on compression (and bone spurs) and only happened when I rotated my arm up above shoulder height.  I can't say it ever impacted my jerking off.  I guess after a softball game it would hurt so bad I'd give the right arm a few days off...

Anyways, I did the anti-inflammatory -> physical therapy -> cortisone -> MRI -> surgery -> physical therapy route.  It was nice because I got all the pain of physical therapy twice.  If you do need further medical treatment, make sure you get a good specialist (if your insurance situation can handle it).  Try and get some benefit from all the research going into healing athletes.

[Apexx]

Bad shoulder movement will allways hurt good jerking off.  But as a recipient of two shoulder surgeries to reduce bone spurs, I can tell you if you have any relief, you probably don't need surgery, but therapy.  If you feel better, its not structural.  More shots up to a point will help.  If you had something like spurs, cortisone would do no good.

Good Luck

It depends.  My shoulder problems were based on compression (and bone spurs) and only happened when I rotated my arm up above shoulder height.  I can't say it ever impacted my jerking off.  I guess after a softball game it would hurt so bad I'd give the right arm a few days off...

Anyways, I did the anti-inflammatory -> physical therapy -> cortisone -> MRI -> surgery -> physical therapy route.  It was nice because I got all the pain of physical therapy twice.  If you do need further medical treatment, make sure you get a good specialist (if your insurance situation can handle it).  Try and get some benefit from all the research going into healing athletes.

It does feel better today. It's still sore from the shot though. It's a different soreness and I can rotate the arm in a swimming motion without pain. Yay?

[The Uncouth Sloth]

Bad shoulder movement will allways hurt good jerking off.  But as a recipient of two shoulder surgeries to reduce bone spurs, I can tell you if you have any relief, you probably don't need surgery, but therapy.  If you feel better, its not structural.  More shots up to a point will help.  If you had something like spurs, cortisone would do no good.

Good Luck

It depends.  My shoulder problems were based on compression (and bone spurs) and only happened when I rotated my arm up above shoulder height.  I can't say it ever impacted my jerking off.  I guess after a softball game it would hurt so bad I'd give the right arm a few days off...

Anyways, I did the anti-inflammatory -> physical therapy -> cortisone -> MRI -> surgery -> physical therapy route.  It was nice because I got all the pain of physical therapy twice.  If you do need further medical treatment, make sure you get a good specialist (if your insurance situation can handle it).  Try and get some benefit from all the research going into healing athletes.

It does feel better today. It's still sore from the shot though. It's a different soreness and I can rotate the arm in a swimming motion without pain. Yay?

Don't know what good that is for you unless you have a 47 inch pecker.  Have fun backstroking.

[DwightKurtz]

Well, Slothy, this is a pleasant surprise.  What brings you to the fringe?

[Pre]

It does feel better today. It's still sore from the shot though. It's a different soreness and I can rotate the arm in a swimming motion without pain. Yay?

Yay.

[Apexx]

I just fired a small plastic football across my office, overhand, with authority. Nailed a trash can spot on. Good times.

[dying_diehard]

I just fired a small plastic football across my office, overhand, with authority. Nailed a trash can spot on. Good times.

Any interest in playing on the Bears?  That authority descripition you mention is unknown to the current QB.

[Down In Front]

I just fired a small plastic football across my office, overhand, with authority. Nailed a trash can spot on. Good times.

Any interest in playing on the Bears?  That authority descripition you mention is unknown to the current third-string QB.

Orton'ed.

[Apexx]

I just fired a small plastic football across my office, overhand, with authority. Nailed a trash can spot on. Good times.

Any interest in playing on the Bears?  That authority descripition you mention is unknown to the current QB.

Rex is our quarterback. But I think maybe I could top out at 55 on the radar gun today and throw my towel into the ring (not a mixed metaphor) for the fifth starter's spot in Mesa. Velocity's not the key. I can move it in and out, up and down and have good stamina. At least that's what she said.

[EG]

I just fired a small plastic football across my office, overhand, with authority. Nailed a trash can spot on. Good times.

Any interest in playing on the Bears?  That authority descripition you mention is unknown to the current QB.

C'mon, Rex can do that. It's just that one of his rival co-workers would have caught the football before it hit the trash can and Apex would claim he never saw him and had no idea what was going on out there but he knows he's supposed to hit the trash can and he'll do it next time.  Then he'd throw it to the co-worker again 15 minutes later.

[CT II]

I just fired a small plastic football across my office, overhand, with authority. Nailed a trash can spot on. Good times.

Any interest in playing on the Bears?  That authority descripition you mention is unknown to the current QB.

C'mon, Rex can do that. It's just that one of his rival co-workers would have caught the football before it hit the trash can and Apex would claim he never saw him and had no idea what was going on out there but he knows he's supposed to hit the trash can and he'll do it next time.  Then he'd throw it to the co-worker again 15 minutes later.

I'd like to see a little more positive from you.

[Apexx]

I just fired a small plastic football across my office, overhand, with authority. Nailed a trash can spot on. Good times.

Any interest in playing on the Bears?  That authority descripition you mention is unknown to the current QB.

C'mon, Rex can do that. It's just that one of his rival co-workers would have caught the football before it hit the trash can and Apex would claim he never saw him and had no idea what was going on out there but he knows he's supposed to hit the trash can and he'll do it next time.  Then he'd throw it to the co-worker again 15 minutes later.

I'd like to see a little more positive from you.

How about this: I decide my douchebag co-worker isn't going to let me hit the trashcan so I tuck the ball in and run like hell in an attempt to dunk it in there. I succeed, but not before fucking my knee up completely and rendering me useless for the rest of the season. Then my backup, a Griese douchebag with a hall of fame pedigree comes in to qb the office to heights not seen since the great Sid Luckman was calling the shots around this dump.

Good times? 

[dying_diehard]

How about this: I decide my douchebag co-worker isn't going to let me hit the trashcan so I tuck the ball in and run like hell in an attempt to dunk it in there. I succeed, but not before f@#$ing my knee up completely and rendering me useless for the rest of the season. Then my backup, a Griese douchebag with a hall of fame pedigree comes in to qb the office to heights not seen since the great Sid Luckman was calling the shots around this dump.

Good times? 

Two issues with that.  First, you would never even think to duck and run if you have had any question of an injury in the past.  Secondly, you wouldn't have succeeded, you would have tripped and f#$ed up your knee long before you made it to the trash can.

[numbersman2]

Good news with the cortisone, that means it will wear off in a few days, and you'll be in pain again. While I play a doctor for money on TV, get a sports doctor to do the work,  they see a lot of these ( masturbation injuries ).
Feel better soon