Why Joe Morgan should be fired(again)

[RoyHobbs]

Joe Morgan, in Sunday night's Mets-Cards opener, seemed eager to remind us that calmly stated, avuncular nonsense is still nonsense. Of Joe Smith, the Mets' 23-year-old reliever who was born and raised in Cincinnati, Morgan said, "He told me he grew up watching The Big Red Machine." If that was the case, Morgan should have straightened the kid out. The Big Red Machine, teams on which Morgan starred, played from 1972 through 1976. Smith was born in 1984.

[Kermit]

At least credit Mushnick if you're going to directly quote him.  I love that guy.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04062007/sports/just_stop_saying_it__joe_sports_phil_mushnick.htm

[RoyHobbs]

My apologies, it didn't have the author listed where I got it.

[Down In Front]

My apologies, it didn't have the author listed where I got it.

And you're just a dope on a messageboard.  Still, though, propers should always be given.  Otherwise, we're no better than the guys like Tony Casiliias who rip things off uncredited from blogs.  When we do the same thing, the terroists have won.

[CT II]

My apologies, it didn't have the author listed where I got it.

And you're just a dope on a messageboard.  Still, though, propers should always be given.  Otherwise, we're no better than the guys like Tony Casiliias who rip things off uncredited from blogs.  When we do the same thing, the terroists have won.

Who the hell is Tony Casilias?

[Down In Front]

My apologies, it didn't have the author listed where I got it.

And you're just a dope on a messageboard.  Still, though, propers should always be given.  Otherwise, we're no better than the guys like Tony Casiliias who rip things off uncredited from blogs.  When we do the same thing, the terroists have won.

Who the hell is Tony Casilias?

D-lineman from Oklahoma in the 80's, dummy.

[The Ghost of Desipio Past]

My apologies, it didn't have the author listed where I got it.

And you're just a dope on a messageboard.  Still, though, propers should always be given.  Otherwise, we're no better than the guys like Tony Casiliias who rip things off uncredited from blogs.  When we do the same thing, the terroists have won.

Who the hell is Tony Casilias?

D-lineman from Oklahoma in the 80's, dummy.

Any relation to Erika SillyAss?

[CT II]

My apologies, it didn't have the author listed where I got it.

And you're just a dope on a messageboard.  Still, though, propers should always be given.  Otherwise, we're no better than the guys like Tony Casiliias who rip things off uncredited from blogs.  When we do the same thing, the terroists have won.

Who the hell is Tony Casilias?

D-lineman from Oklahoma in the 80's, dummy.

I'm supposed to know D-Lineman who played for Oklahoma in the 80's now?  Cripes.

[Down In Front]

My apologies, it didn't have the author listed where I got it.

And you're just a dope on a messageboard.  Still, though, propers should always be given.  Otherwise, we're no better than the guys like Tony Casiliias who rip things off uncredited from blogs.  When we do the same thing, the terroists have won.

Who the hell is Tony Casilias?

D-lineman from Oklahoma in the 80's, dummy.

I'm supposed to know D-Lineman who played for Oklahoma in the 80's now?  Cripes.

Sorry,  Eric Casiliias.

And that's not even the right guy anyway.  I must have confused with Colin Cowherd.

http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/colin-cowherd-comes-clean-spurring-world-peace-163199.php

[JD, Too]

It's Cowherd.  I don't know why people listen to that guy. 

[CT II]

It's Cowherd.  I don't know why people listen to that guy. 

Because, sadly, a lot of people are stupid.

[Down In Front]

It's Cowherd.  I don't know why people listen to that guy. 

They do? 

[JD, Too]

It's Cowherd.  I don't know why people listen to that guy. 

They do? 

Apparently.  His listeners brought down the Big Lead.  Or something.  That sucks, too, because I liked that one.  Why didn't he go after Deadspin?  Because he's a tool, obviously. 

[The Ghost of Desipio Past]

I'd like to start a campaign where we get all the sports blog readers to call into his show, and when we get on the air...don't...say...one...word. 

[CT II]

I'd like to start a campaign where we get all the sports blog readers to call into his show, and when we get on the air...don't...say...one...word. 

That might be even better than my idea, which was to say only one word: fuck.