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« Reply #1185 on: June 03, 2008, 10:42:13 AM »

I guess my perception of the comment was clouded by my white-hot hatred of Dusty.
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« Reply #1186 on: June 03, 2008, 11:34:51 AM »

Jay Bruce just hit another homer. Fuck.

Don't worry. The league's going to catch up to him eventually and he'll start to struggle. That's when Dusty will start working with him on his swing.

You can teach hitting, dude.



I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but I actually own a copy of that book.  It was given to me when I was a little leaguer.  I guess that could explain why I never really made it to the show.

I sure hope that the "Foreword" by Billy Williams reads like this:

"Everything he says in here is Bullshit."
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« Reply #1187 on: June 03, 2008, 11:38:52 AM »

Jay Bruce just hit another homer. Fuck.

Don't worry. The league's going to catch up to him eventually and he'll start to struggle. That's when Dusty will start working with him on his swing.

You can teach hitting, dude.



I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but I actually own a copy of that book.  It was given to me when I was a little leaguer.  I guess that could explain why I never really made it to the show.

I sure hope that the "Foreword" by Billy Williams reads like this:

"Everything he says in here is Bullshit."

"Dusty is a good communicator?" Hank, what's he got on you?
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« Reply #1188 on: June 03, 2008, 12:17:12 PM »

If Hammerin' Hank endorses you, it's not a good sign.
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« Reply #1189 on: June 03, 2008, 12:20:39 PM »


That endorsement was on January 4th?
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« Reply #1190 on: June 03, 2008, 12:52:50 PM »

I'm intrigued by the woman in the bottom left corner.  Who is she and what is she doing there?
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« Reply #1191 on: June 03, 2008, 01:44:01 PM »

I'm intrigued by the woman in the bottom left corner.  Who is she and what is she doing there?

That's Jane "the Hack" O'bibbons, she edits Dusty's newsletter.  If you are interested in subscribing, I know where you can.
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« Reply #1192 on: June 03, 2008, 02:59:24 PM »

I'm intrigued by the woman in the bottom left corner.  Who is she and what is she doing there?

She's a lefty with pretty good slap hitter instincts. Brett Butler, without the patience. Dusty's dream.
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« Reply #1193 on: June 03, 2008, 03:05:07 PM »

Brett Butler?

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« Reply #1194 on: June 03, 2008, 03:06:12 PM »

Brett Butler?



Wow. He looked like that? I'm getting old...
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« Reply #1195 on: June 03, 2008, 06:44:25 PM »

I guess my perception of the comment was clouded by my white-hot hatred of Dusty.

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« Reply #1196 on: June 04, 2008, 12:44:00 PM »

Welcome Back...

Reds recalled OF Corey Patterson from Triple-A Louisville.

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« Reply #1197 on: June 04, 2008, 12:57:32 PM »

Welcome Back...

Reds recalled OF Corey Patterson from Triple-A Louisville.

SOURCE?!
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« Reply #1198 on: June 04, 2008, 12:59:50 PM »

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Reds recalled OF Corey Patterson from Triple-A Louisville.

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« Reply #1199 on: June 04, 2008, 02:15:55 PM »

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