"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[Mike Douche]

JOHN MABRY TO THE COURTESY PHONE.

JOHN MABRY PLEASE PICK UP THE COURTESY PHONE.

[butthead]

I'll take three weeks. Better than nothing.

[Oleg]

I'll take three weeks. Better than nothing.

At his age?

[Mike Douche]

I'll take three weeks. Better than nothing.

Three weeks minimum.

We're probbaly looking at a month.  Considering the Tards have already played a boatload of home games and are still 2 1/2 back, even an above-expected 12-16 month might be all it takes to finish the tweety birds.

[butthead]

I'll take three weeks. Better than nothing.

Three weeks minimum.

We're probbaly looking at a month.  Considering the Tards have already played a boatload of home games and are still 2 1/2 back, even an above-expected 12-16 month might be all it takes to finish the tweety birds.

Yeah, I was thinking this might be enough to get rid of the nuisance that is the hated fowl.

[Eli]

I'll take three weeks. Better than nothing.

Three weeks minimum.

We're probbaly looking at a month.  Considering the Tards have already played a boatload of home games and are still 2 1/2 back, even an above-expected 12-16 month might be all it takes to finish the tweety birds.

I'm willing to let optimism reign and say that Pujols misses a month, and the Cards slide to 7 games back during that time.  At that point, they'll decide to take their time, and he'll be out at least 2-3 more weeks.

[Oleg]

I'll take three weeks. Better than nothing.

Three weeks minimum.

We're probbaly looking at a month.  Considering the Tards have already played a boatload of home games and are still 2 1/2 back, even an above-expected 12-16 month might be all it takes to finish the tweety birds.

I'm willing to let optimism reign and say that Pujols misses a month, and the Cards slide to 7 games back during that time.  At that point, they'll decide to take their time, and he'll be out at least 2-3 more weeks.

Let's not go JOing ourselves yet.  If we keep winning, who gives a shit when this douchecalf is coming back.  Let's not forget, we are the ones we've been waiting for!

[helloWorld]

I'll take three weeks. Better than nothing.

Three weeks minimum.

We're probbaly looking at a month.  Considering the Tards have already played a boatload of home games and are still 2 1/2 back, even an above-expected 12-16 month might be all it takes to finish the tweety birds.

Yeah, I was thinking this might be enough to get rid of the nuisance that is the hated fowl.

Pooholes win-share for the year is 14 (as of 6/5) when they had played 65 games.  His win-share per game is a little over .22.  So, if he misses say 25 games, the Cards are looking at 6 or so extra losses.  Nice. 

Hopefully, he develops markprioritis while recuperating.

[butthead]

I'll take three weeks. Better than nothing.

Three weeks minimum.

We're probbaly looking at a month.  Considering the Tards have already played a boatload of home games and are still 2 1/2 back, even an above-expected 12-16 month might be all it takes to finish the tweety birds.

I'm willing to let optimism reign and say that Pujols misses a month, and the Cards slide to 7 games back during that time.  At that point, they'll decide to take their time, and he'll be out at least 2-3 more weeks.

Let's not go JOing ourselves yet.  If we keep winning, who gives a shit when this douchecalf is coming back.  Let's not forget, we are the ones we've been waiting for!

Well we've been waiting a long time. It's nice of us to finally show up...that's a change I can believe in.

[The Paul Popovich Experience]

OK, I give up, I must have missed the thread while on vacation. What is the significance of "JO"?

[PTanner]

JOHN MABRY BARROID TO THE COURTESY PHONE.

JOHN MABRY BARROID PLEASE PICK UP THE COURTESY PHONE.

[helloWorld]

Let's not go JOing ourselves yet.  If we keep winning, who gives a shit when this douchecalf is coming back.  Let's not forget, we are the ones we've been waiting for!

Bah, you do know you are posting on desipio, right?

Rooting for Lassie has left me at my breaking point and now you say no JO when the team chasing the Cubs loses their best player and said team is the Tards and said player is Uncle Albie. 

Well, it's simply too much.  Too much I say.  Screw the JO, bring on the ghey stuff ... AND an Andy Dolan Special.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

I'll take three weeks. Better than nothing.

At his age?

See Furcal, Rafael.  How quickly 3 weeks turns into 2 months....

[Thrillho]

OK, I give up, I must have missed the thread while on vacation. What is the significance of "JO"?

No gay stuff.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

OK, I give up, I must have missed the thread while on vacation. What is the significance of "JO"?

No gay stuff.

Poss. handjob exchange?