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Saul Goodman

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2580 on: August 05, 2014, 01:45:46 PM »
The Brewers' Matt Garza has been placed on the 15-day DL.  Shocking.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2581 on: August 05, 2014, 01:51:26 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 05, 2014, 01:45:46 PM
The Brewers' Matt Garza has been placed on the 15-day DL.  Shocking.

*Jordan over Ehlo fist pump*
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2582 on: August 30, 2014, 09:33:46 AM »
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2583 on: August 30, 2014, 09:47:29 AM »
Quote from: Bort on August 30, 2014, 09:33:46 AM
Best Dongs In BaseballTM

Bilbo Ballbaggins did it better on that very page, Bort.

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Best glands in baseball.

Bort

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2584 on: August 30, 2014, 12:13:44 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on August 30, 2014, 09:47:29 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 30, 2014, 09:33:46 AM
Best Dongs In BaseballTM

Bilbo Ballbaggins did it better on that very page, Bort.

Quote from: Bilbo Ballbaggins
Best glands in baseball.

Must you always steal my thunder?
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2585 on: August 30, 2014, 01:10:16 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on August 30, 2014, 09:47:29 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 30, 2014, 09:33:46 AM
Best Dongs In BaseballTM

Bilbo Ballbaggins did it better on that very page, Bort.

Quote from: Bilbo Ballbaggins
Best glands in baseball.

Except that he batched it.  Glans is the word, and, you know... funnier, too.
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Bort

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2586 on: August 30, 2014, 03:50:33 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on August 30, 2014, 01:10:16 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 30, 2014, 09:47:29 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 30, 2014, 09:33:46 AM
Best Dongs In BaseballTM

Bilbo Ballbaggins did it better on that very page, Bort.

Quote from: Bilbo Ballbaggins
Best glands in baseball.

Except that he batched it.  Glans is the word, and, you know... funnier, too.

Must you always steal ChuckD's thunder?
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2587 on: August 31, 2014, 07:39:24 AM »
Quote from: Bort on August 30, 2014, 03:50:33 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 30, 2014, 01:10:16 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 30, 2014, 09:47:29 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 30, 2014, 09:33:46 AM
Best Dongs In BaseballTM

Bilbo Ballbaggins did it better on that very page, Bort.

Quote from: Bilbo Ballbaggins
Best glands in baseball.

Except that he batched it.  Glans is the word, and, you know... funnier, too.

Must you always steal ChuckD's thunder?

Why are you stealing Tonk's thunder?

Bort

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2588 on: August 31, 2014, 10:26:11 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on August 31, 2014, 07:39:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 30, 2014, 03:50:33 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 30, 2014, 01:10:16 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 30, 2014, 09:47:29 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 30, 2014, 09:33:46 AM
Best Dongs In BaseballTM

Bilbo Ballbaggins did it better on that very page, Bort.

Quote from: Bilbo Ballbaggins
Best glands in baseball.

Except that he batched it.  Glans is the word, and, you know... funnier, too.

Must you always steal ChuckD's thunder?

Why are you stealing Tonk's thunder?

MY WHOLE LIFE IS THUNDER.
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

Saul Goodman

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2589 on: August 31, 2014, 03:14:30 PM »
Quote from: Bort on August 31, 2014, 10:26:11 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 31, 2014, 07:39:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 30, 2014, 03:50:33 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 30, 2014, 01:10:16 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 30, 2014, 09:47:29 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 30, 2014, 09:33:46 AM
Best Dongs In BaseballTM

Bilbo Ballbaggins did it better on that very page, Bort.

Quote from: Bilbo Ballbaggins
Best glands in baseball.

Except that he batched it.  Glans is the word, and, you know... funnier, too.

Must you always steal ChuckD's thunder?

Why are you stealing Tonk's thunder?

MY WHOLE LIFE IS THUNDER.

You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Saul Goodman

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2590 on: September 26, 2014, 02:14:30 PM »
DPD.  Nicely done, Brewers.  They've gone 8-20 since Aug. 26 as of this article.

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According to STATS LLC, the Brewers are only the fifth team since the divisional era began in 1969 to spend at least 150 days in first place, yet miss the playoffs. The others were the '69 Cubs, 2007 Mets, '08 D-backs and '09 Tigers. Those other four teams finished in second place, but the Brewers -- who spent exactly 150 days atop the National League Central, including every day from April 5-Aug. 31 before falling with a Labor Day loss at Wrigley Field -- will finish third behind the postseason-bound Cardinals and Pirates.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2591 on: September 26, 2014, 02:31:09 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 26, 2014, 02:14:30 PM
DPD.  Nicely done, Brewers.  They've gone 8-20 since Aug. 26 as of this article.

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According to STATS LLC, the Brewers are only the fifth team since the divisional era began in 1969 to spend at least 150 days in first place, yet miss the playoffs. The others were the '69 Cubs, 2007 Mets, '08 D-backs and '09 Tigers. Those other four teams finished in second place, but the Brewers -- who spent exactly 150 days atop the National League Central, including every day from April 5-Aug. 31 before falling with a Labor Day loss at Wrigley Field -- will finish third behind the postseason-bound Cardinals and Pirates.

This thread title deserves a polite head nod from somebody I feel.
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Slaky

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2592 on: September 26, 2014, 03:39:51 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on September 26, 2014, 02:31:09 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 26, 2014, 02:14:30 PM
DPD.  Nicely done, Brewers.  They've gone 8-20 since Aug. 26 as of this article.

Quote
According to STATS LLC, the Brewers are only the fifth team since the divisional era began in 1969 to spend at least 150 days in first place, yet miss the playoffs. The others were the '69 Cubs, 2007 Mets, '08 D-backs and '09 Tigers. Those other four teams finished in second place, but the Brewers -- who spent exactly 150 days atop the National League Central, including every day from April 5-Aug. 31 before falling with a Labor Day loss at Wrigley Field -- will finish third behind the postseason-bound Cardinals and Pirates.

This thread title deserves a polite head nod from somebody I feel.

It should be a fucking book.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2593 on: September 26, 2014, 03:48:49 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 26, 2014, 03:39:51 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 26, 2014, 02:31:09 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 26, 2014, 02:14:30 PM
DPD.  Nicely done, Brewers.  They've gone 8-20 since Aug. 26 as of this article.

Quote
According to STATS LLC, the Brewers are only the fifth team since the divisional era began in 1969 to spend at least 150 days in first place, yet miss the playoffs. The others were the '69 Cubs, 2007 Mets, '08 D-backs and '09 Tigers. Those other four teams finished in second place, but the Brewers -- who spent exactly 150 days atop the National League Central, including every day from April 5-Aug. 31 before falling with a Labor Day loss at Wrigley Field -- will finish third behind the postseason-bound Cardinals and Pirates.

This thread title deserves a polite head nod from somebody I feel.

It should be a fucking book.

At 173 pages in this thread, pretty sure it already is.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2594 on: September 30, 2014, 09:25:13 PM »
Thank God for Ned Yost. Just can't help himself.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?