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Thrillho
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« Reply #1050 on: October 06, 2008, 09:17:42 AM »
Quote from: Mike D on October 06, 2008, 08:53:19 AM
Quote from: Simmer on October 05, 2008, 12:39:30 AM
They let me out of el hospital just in the nick of time for this?  This?  Well, I'll be.  Thanks fer nothin'! 

This new look Desipio crashes the heck out of this computer so my message will be brief:  Remember 2008 for the good, not the bad.  Remember 2008 for the ups, not the downs.  Remember 2008 in life, not in death.  Remember 2008...

You know what?

Fuck 2008.

Wait Till Next Year.

SIMMER!!!

This.

How did I miss this?

I'll blame LoneStar.
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EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!
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« Reply #1051 on: October 06, 2008, 09:38:58 AM »
Quote from: Thrillho on October 06, 2008, 09:17:42 AM
Quote from: Mike D on October 06, 2008, 08:53:19 AM
Quote from: Simmer on October 05, 2008, 12:39:30 AM
They let me out of el hospital just in the nick of time for this?  This?  Well, I'll be.  Thanks fer nothin'! 

This new look Desipio crashes the heck out of this computer so my message will be brief:  Remember 2008 for the good, not the bad.  Remember 2008 for the ups, not the downs.  Remember 2008 in life, not in death.  Remember 2008...

You know what?

Fuck 2008.

Wait Till Next Year.

SIMMER!!!

This.

How did I miss this?

I'll blame LoneStar.

Me too.  I'd rather read Paul than LoneStar.
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« Reply #1052 on: October 06, 2008, 12:13:44 PM »
Quote from: joesoxfan on October 06, 2008, 12:22:52 AM
I'm a mug? Wha? I'm assuming that's not complimentary, but then I admit I'm not up to speed on my James Cagney films.

But I come back to perplex you, NBA writer guy. For the sole purpose of eliciting that response. And just like that- he's gone!

The James Cagney reference clinches it.  But I think Joan Blondell would have been better.
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« Reply #1053 on: October 11, 2008, 08:45:26 PM »
Bumped for the Blackhawks in general, Marty Havlat in particular.
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I don't get this KurtEvans Photoshop at all
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« Reply #1054 on: November 03, 2008, 03:08:23 PM »
Apologies...

http://homerderby.com/archives/2628



Please continue to go about your day.
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FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!
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« Reply #1055 on: November 03, 2008, 03:48:18 PM »
Quote from: Thrillho on November 03, 2008, 03:08:23 PM
Apologies...

http://homerderby.com/archives/2628



Please continue to go about your day.

Don't tell Al!  Oops, TOO LATE!

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/11/2/651808/lakeview-baseball-club-tea
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« Reply #1056 on: November 03, 2008, 04:03:03 PM »
Quote from: Bogs on November 03, 2008, 03:48:18 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on November 03, 2008, 03:08:23 PM
Apologies...

http://homerderby.com/archives/2628



Please continue to go about your day.

Don't tell Al!  Oops, TOO LATE!

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/11/2/651808/lakeview-baseball-club-tea

Not exactly "Mr. Gorbachev....tear down this wall." is it.

What a whiny bitch.
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« Reply #1057 on: November 03, 2008, 04:10:13 PM »
Quote from: Bogs on November 03, 2008, 03:48:18 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on November 03, 2008, 03:08:23 PM
Apologies...

http://homerderby.com/archives/2628



Please continue to go about your day.

Don't tell Al!  Oops, TOO LATE!

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/11/2/651808/lakeview-baseball-club-tea

Next time, let's get a rooftop within food throwing range. Here's mud in your eye, turdwhistle.
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« Reply #1058 on: November 03, 2008, 04:11:28 PM »
Quote from: Bogs on November 03, 2008, 03:48:18 PM
Don't tell Al!  Oops, TOO LATE!

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/11/2/651808/lakeview-baseball-club-tea

And he phrases it like only Al Yellon can:

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I posted about this a few weeks ago, making the case that this sign, which has been on the roof at the club at 3633 N. Sheffield for several years, celebrates failure and should be taken down.

Instead, the LBC added a digit; for a few days they had the sign covered with a banner, but as of yesterday it has been unveiled.

Instead of listening to Al, they deliberately defied him!  Jerks!
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« Reply #1059 on: November 03, 2008, 04:16:13 PM »
Quote from: Eli on November 03, 2008, 04:11:28 PM
Quote from: Bogs on November 03, 2008, 03:48:18 PM
Don't tell Al!  Oops, TOO LATE!

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/11/2/651808/lakeview-baseball-club-tea

And he phrases it like only Al Yellon can:

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I posted about this a few weeks ago, making the case that this sign, which has been on the roof at the club at 3633 N. Sheffield for several years, celebrates failure and should be taken down.

Instead, the LBC added a digit; for a few days they had the sign covered with a banner, but as of yesterday it has been unveiled.

Instead of listening to Al, they deliberately defied him!  Jerks!

Could there be anymore commas in those sentences?
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« Reply #1060 on: November 03, 2008, 04:17:37 PM »
Quote from: 5laky on November 03, 2008, 04:16:13 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 03, 2008, 04:11:28 PM
Quote from: Bogs on November 03, 2008, 03:48:18 PM
Don't tell Al!  Oops, TOO LATE!

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/11/2/651808/lakeview-baseball-club-tea

And he phrases it like only Al Yellon can:

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I posted about this a few weeks ago, making the case that this sign, which has been on the roof at the club at 3633 N. Sheffield for several years, celebrates failure and should be taken down, and it could be shoved up my ass.

Instead, the LBC added a digit; for a few days they had the sign covered with a banner, but as of yesterday it has been unveiled.

Instead of listening to Al, they deliberately defied him!  Jerks!

Could there be anymore commas in those sentences?

yes
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« Reply #1061 on: November 03, 2008, 04:19:23 PM »
Quote from: Eli on November 03, 2008, 04:11:28 PM
Quote from: Bogs on November 03, 2008, 03:48:18 PM
Don't tell Al!  Oops, TOO LATE!

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/11/2/651808/lakeview-baseball-club-tea

And he phrases it like only Al Yellon can:

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I posted about this a few weeks ago, making the case that this sign, which has been on the roof at the club at 3633 N. Sheffield for several years, celebrates failure and should be taken down.

Instead, the LBC added a digit; for a few days they had the sign covered with a banner, but as of yesterday it has been unveiled.

Instead of listening to Al, they deliberately defied him!  Jerks!  Geniuses!
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« Reply #1062 on: November 03, 2008, 04:31:08 PM »


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I posted about this a few weeks ago, making the case that this signwebsite that I run, which has been on the roof at the club at 3633 N. Sheffieldpolluting the internets for several years, celebrates failure and should be taken down.

Instead, the LBC added a digit; for a few days they had the sign covered with a banner, but as of yesterday it has been unveiledI choose to rake in advertising revenue, on the backs, of you total, and complete, fucking retards.

That oughta do it.
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« Reply #1063 on: November 03, 2008, 04:48:47 PM »
I just signed up under "Bad Kermit."  I suspect I'll be preemptively banned, but I have a relevant comment.
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« Reply #1064 on: November 03, 2008, 04:49:54 PM »
Quote from: Kerm on November 03, 2008, 04:48:47 PM
I just signed up under "Bad Kermit."  I suspect I'll be preemptively banned, but I have a relevant comment.

I got banned under a faux name made up by Chuck.  There's no way you get in.
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