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« Reply #3900 on: September 28, 2011, 11:18:52 PM »

Theo Epstein should be free to interview for the GM job tomorrow...
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« Reply #3901 on: September 29, 2011, 02:41:17 AM »

Amen.

A fitting end to the Cubs' and Ryan Dempster's 2011.

I don't know about youse guys, but I'll rest easy this offseason knowing that Dempster managed to get to 200 futile, shitty, gutless innings.  The Cubs are all right!
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« Reply #3902 on: September 29, 2011, 08:28:22 AM »

Hey, at least we're not in Atlanta or Boston feeling miserable. Especially Atlanta. Because the start of next season only means one thing: more Chip Caray.
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« Reply #3903 on: September 29, 2011, 10:32:42 AM »

Hey, at least we're not in Atlanta or Boston feeling miserable. Especially Atlanta. Because the start of next season only means one thing: more Chip Caray.

As if anyone in Atlanta gives a shit. They've got football. It's Boston that's inconsolable.
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« Reply #3904 on: September 29, 2011, 10:51:56 AM »

Hey, at least we're not in Atlanta or Boston feeling miserable. Especially Atlanta. Because the start of next season only means one thing: more Chip Caray.

*Cue TEC*
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« Reply #3905 on: April 05, 2012, 04:03:30 PM »

Turns out unnecessarily risky and aggressive baserunning wasn't just for spring training.
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« Reply #3906 on: April 05, 2012, 04:06:00 PM »

WHERE'S YOUR BUNTJESUS NOW, DALE
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« Reply #3907 on: April 05, 2012, 04:07:04 PM »

WHERE'S YOUR BUNTJESUS NOW, DALE

I don't recall seeing anyone try to bunt.
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« Reply #3908 on: April 05, 2012, 05:02:26 PM »

WHERE'S YOUR BUNTJESUS NOW, DALE

I don't recall seeing anyone try to bunt.

They would of but Dike Svuade was too chickenshit to call one.
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« Reply #3909 on: April 05, 2012, 07:10:12 PM »

WHERE'S YOUR BUNTJESUS NOW, DALE

I don't recall seeing anyone try to bunt.

Man on third, one out. This is what he trained them for
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« Reply #3910 on: April 09, 2012, 10:48:15 AM »

WHERE'S YOUR BUNTJESUS NOW, DALE

I don't recall seeing anyone try to bunt.

They would of but Dike Svuade was too chickenshit to call one.

I don't know if this has been covered anywhere else, but "no."
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« Reply #3911 on: April 09, 2012, 10:49:09 AM »

WHERE'S YOUR BUNTJESUS NOW, DALE

I don't recall seeing anyone try to bunt.

They would of but Dike Svuade was too chickenshit to call one.

I don't know if this has been covered anywhere else, but "no."

yes.
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« Reply #3912 on: September 30, 2012, 09:57:40 PM »

Jim Furyk? Steve Stricker? Best get to the practice green, old men.

By the way, has the Illinois State Police ever heard of gamesmanship? Use my hard-earned tax dollars to escort Rory McIlroy up Rte. 53 in an unmarked car?
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