Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes

[Chuck to Chuck]

I just signed up under "Bad Kermit."  I suspect I'll be preemptively banned, but I have a relevant comment.

I got banned under a faux name made up by Chuck.  There's no way you get in.

Didn't they ban BOTH the names I gave you?  And wasn't one of them a Harry Chiti homage?  For shame that he'd ban one of the B126'ers Al's Worst.

[*In a Nutsack]

I just signed up under "Bad Kermit."  I suspect I'll be preemptively banned, but I have a relevant comment.

I got banned under a faux name made up by Chuck.  There's no way you get in.

Didn't they ban BOTH the names I gave you?  And wasn't one of them a Harry Chiti homage?  For shame that he'd ban one of the B126'ers Al's Worst.

Yes, both were banned.  I was so looking forward to being The Mole.

[Kerm]

I just signed up under "Bad Kermit."  I suspect I'll be preemptively banned, but I have a relevant comment.

I got banned under a faux name made up by Chuck.  There's no way you get in.

Didn't they ban BOTH the names I gave you?  And wasn't one of them a Harry Chiti homage?  For shame that he'd ban one of the B126'ers Al's Worst.

If he preemptively bans me, I'm writing to the guys who run SB Nation.  Didn't Andy do that once before?  I can't imagine they'd be too happy about him banning people before they even have a chance to contribute to his site.

[Thrillho]

I just signed up under "Bad Kermit."  I suspect I'll be preemptively banned, but I have a relevant comment.

I got banned under a faux name made up by Chuck.  There's no way you get in.

Didn't they ban BOTH the names I gave you?  And wasn't one of them a Harry Chiti homage?  For shame that he'd ban one of the B126'ers Al's Worst.

If he preemptively bans me, I'm writing to the guys who run SB Nation.  Didn't Andy do that once before?  I can't imagine they'd be too happy about him banning people before they even have a chance to contribute to his site.

ChuckD went up the ladder.

I'm not sure if he ever heard back.

Edit... Nb: Since that time, it appears that the MLB blog manager baton has been passed from Joe Borowski of Viva El Birdos to Eric Simon of Amazin' Avenue. Tyler Bleszinski remains Mr. SBNation President.

[Kerm]

I just signed up under "Bad Kermit."  I suspect I'll be preemptively banned, but I have a relevant comment.

I got banned under a faux name made up by Chuck.  There's no way you get in.

Didn't they ban BOTH the names I gave you?  And wasn't one of them a Harry Chiti homage?  For shame that he'd ban one of the B126'ers Al's Worst.

If he preemptively bans me, I'm writing to the guys who run SB Nation.  Didn't Andy do that once before?  I can't imagine they'd be too happy about him banning people before they even have a chance to contribute to his site.

ChuckD went up the ladder.

I'm not sure if he ever heard back.

Edit... Nb: Since that time, it appears that the MLB blog manager baton has been passed from Joe Borowski of Viva El Birdos to Eric Simon of Amazin' Avenue. Tyler Bleszinski remains Mr. SBNation President.

That's right.  Sorry to give away your credit, ChuckD.

[PenFoe]

I just signed up under "Bad Kermit."  I suspect I'll be preemptively banned, but I have a relevant comment.

I got banned under a faux name made up by Chuck.  There's no way you get in.

Didn't they ban BOTH the names I gave you?  And wasn't one of them a Harry Chiti homage?  For shame that he'd ban one of the B126'ers Al's Worst.

If he preemptively bans me, I'm writing to the guys who run SB Nation.  Didn't Andy do that once before?  I can't imagine they'd be too happy about him banning people before they even have a chance to contribute to his site.

ChuckD went up the ladder.

I'm not sure if he ever heard back.

Edit... Nb: Since that time, it appears that the MLB blog manager baton has been passed from Joe Borowski of Viva El Birdos to Eric Simon of Amazin' Avenue. Tyler Bleszinski remains Mr. SBNation President.

Huh, would have thought he could land a better job than this.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Edit... Nb: Since that time, it appears that the MLB blog manager baton has been passed from Joe Borowski of Viva El Birdos to Eric Simon of Amazin' Avenue. Tyler Bleszinski remains Mr. SBNation President.

With Markos Moulitsas (Daphne) Zúñiga a little busy of late, they ain't getting back to you very soon.

[Kerm]

I might have Al stuck in a Catch-22.  If he preemptively bans me, that means he knows who I am, which suggests that he knows about HJE, which means he's probably seen the B126, which means he's a hack.

If he doesn't preemptively ban me, I get to comment on his articles.

Or maybe I'M the one stuck in a Catch-22.

[Thrillho]

Edit... Nb: Since that time, it appears that the MLB blog manager baton has been passed from Joe Borowski of Viva El Birdos to Eric Simon of Amazin' Avenue. Tyler Bleszinski remains Mr. SBNation President.

With Markos Moulitsas (Daphne) Zúñiga a little busy of late, they ain't getting back to you very soon.

Why would that matter?

Best I can tell Markos is no longer with SBNation.

[Thrillho]

I just signed up under "Bad Kermit."  I suspect I'll be preemptively banned, but I have a relevant comment.

I got banned under a faux name made up by Chuck.  There's no way you get in.

Didn't they ban BOTH the names I gave you?  And wasn't one of them a Harry Chiti homage?  For shame that he'd ban one of the B126'ers Al's Worst.

If he preemptively bans me, I'm writing to the guys who run SB Nation.  Didn't Andy do that once before?  I can't imagine they'd be too happy about him banning people before they even have a chance to contribute to his site.

ChuckD went up the ladder.

I'm not sure if he ever heard back.

Edit... Nb: Since that time, it appears that the MLB blog manager baton has been passed from Joe Borowski of Viva El Birdos to Eric Simon of Amazin' Avenue. Tyler Bleszinski remains Mr. SBNation President.

Huh, would have thought he could land a better job than this.

Larry.

Larry Borowski.

Who, as far as we know, has not pitched in the Mexican League.

[5laky]

I just signed up under "Bad Kermit."  I suspect I'll be preemptively banned, but I have a relevant comment.

I got banned under a faux name made up by Chuck.  There's no way you get in.

Didn't they ban BOTH the names I gave you?  And wasn't one of them a Harry Chiti homage?  For shame that he'd ban one of the B126'ers Al's Worst.

If he preemptively bans me, I'm writing to the guys who run SB Nation.  Didn't Andy do that once before?  I can't imagine they'd be too happy about him banning people before they even have a chance to contribute to his site.

ChuckD went up the ladder.

I'm not sure if he ever heard back.

Edit... Nb: Since that time, it appears that the MLB blog manager baton has been passed from Joe Borowski of Viva El Birdos to Eric Simon of Amazin' Avenue. Tyler Bleszinski remains Mr. SBNation President.

Huh, would have thought he could land a better job than this.

Larry.

Larry Borowski.

Who, as far as we know, has not pitched in the Mexican League.

And who, along with his brother, directed The Matrix trilogy.

[Philberto]

I just signed up under "Bad Kermit."  I suspect I'll be preemptively banned, but I have a relevant comment.

I got banned under a faux name made up by Chuck.  There's no way you get in.

Didn't they ban BOTH the names I gave you?  And wasn't one of them a Harry Chiti homage?  For shame that he'd ban one of the B126'ers Al's Worst.

If he preemptively bans me, I'm writing to the guys who run SB Nation.  Didn't Andy do that once before?  I can't imagine they'd be too happy about him banning people before they even have a chance to contribute to his site.

Well if you get preemptively banned then I think I have yet to be banned, so I would not object to passing along the message.... unless of course he reads this and I am banned next time I head there.

[Internet Apex]

Don't tell Al!  Oops, TOO LATE!

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/11/2/651808/lakeview-baseball-club-tea

And he phrases it like only Al Yellon can:

I posted about this a few weeks ago, making the case that this sign, which has been on the roof at the club at 3633 N. Sheffield for several years, celebrates failure and should be taken down, and it could be shoved up my ass.

Instead, the LBC added a digit; for a few days they had the sign covered with a banner, but as of yesterday it has been unveiled.

Instead of listening to Al, they deliberately defied him!  Jerks!

Could there be anymore commas in those sentences?

yes

Maybe, if, I had written them.

[Philberto]

Bumped for a couple reasons:

1. To incite anger for all that hate the thread.

2. To put this in the proper place:

So in an effort to improve on the 2008 team and avoid yet another epic postseason choke job, Hendry has done the following this offseason:

Replaced Kerry Wood with Kevin Gregg.

Replaced Hank White with a guy who sucks more now than when he played here the first time.

Replaced Mark DeRosa with a shitty ex-Cardinal who can't ride the roller coaster at Six Flags unless he's accompanied by an adult.

Picked up a shitty ex-Met pitcher who performs like a less well-built Kyle Farnsworth in pressure situations.

Signed Sean Avery on spikes to give the team left-handed bat when he's playing in the 80-90 games he'll be healthy/not suspended for this year.

Um, ok.

[Brownie]

You had a 97-win team in 2008. You have an 80-win team in 2009. Yay?