Internet Apex
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« Reply #1800 on: May 05, 2010, 08:20:39 PM » |
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For reals.
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The 37th Tenet of Pexism: Apestink is terrible.
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« Reply #1801 on: May 05, 2010, 08:39:06 PM » |
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These fucking guys couldn't score in a women's prison.
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« Reply #1802 on: May 05, 2010, 09:12:30 PM » |
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These fucking guys couldn't score in a women's prison. Or in a major league baseball game. They suck worse than Pen and Chuck's baseball opinions. |
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« Reply #1803 on: May 05, 2010, 09:38:29 PM » |
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These fucking guys couldn't score in a women's prison. Or in a major league baseball game. They suck worse than Pen and Chuck's baseball opinions. Normally, I would say that was a cruel thing to say. But the Cubs really are that bad. |
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« Reply #1804 on: May 05, 2010, 10:20:16 PM » |
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I mean did anyone see Charlie Morton's numbers heading into this game? Fuck.
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« Reply #1805 on: May 05, 2010, 10:35:51 PM » |
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I mean did anyone see Charlie Morton's numbers heading into this game? Fuck.
Hey, his ERA is under 11.00 now. He must be pretty good. |
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« Reply #1806 on: May 06, 2010, 07:49:44 AM » |
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There was baseball last night?
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« Reply #1807 on: May 06, 2010, 08:19:24 AM » |
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The good news is that they're back to the stage they were last season when good pitching and bad hitting meant that they at least lose quickly.
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« Reply #1808 on: May 06, 2010, 08:39:51 AM » |
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I mean did anyone see Charlie Morton's numbers heading into this game? Fuck.
The guys on the radio said the LAST GAME Morton won was against the Cubs last year. |
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« Reply #1809 on: May 06, 2010, 09:56:01 AM » |
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I mean did anyone see Charlie Morton's numbers heading into this game? Fuck.
The guys on the radio said the LAST GAME Morton won was against the Cubs last year. Nice choice, Jim. |
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Powdered Toast Man
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« Reply #1810 on: May 06, 2010, 12:53:51 PM » |
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I barely even pay attention to the Cubs anymore. And it's the first week of May. I'll just keep watching the Cardinals.
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« Reply #1811 on: May 06, 2010, 01:39:03 PM » |
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I barely even pay attention to the Cubs anymore. And it's the first week of May. I'll just keep watching the Cardinals.
Kill yourself. |
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Sterling Archer
Lying is like 95% of what I do.
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WHAT THE HELL, LANA
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« Reply #1812 on: May 06, 2010, 01:52:51 PM » |
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I barely even pay attention to the Cubs anymore. And it's the first week of May. I'll just keep watching the Cardinals.
Kill yourself. I came to a scary realization today. If I was a kid now, I'd be a Cardinals fan. The Cubs are never on TV around here anymore, and we're stuck with FS Midwest with the annoying announcer who pronounces "Cardinals" as "Kyardnulls." Thank Gord the Cubs were actually on TV when I was little, or I'd be a full-blown member of Red Meth Moran Nation by now. That said, it is pretty enjoyable watching Roy Halladay mow down the Kyards so far. |
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Come on, run like you're younger.
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« Reply #1813 on: May 06, 2010, 02:00:33 PM » |
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Thank Gord the Cubs were actually on TV when I was little...
What kind of god would allow young children to pin their hopes on the Chicago Cubs? |
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WHAT THESE FANCY DANS IN CHICAGO THINK THEY DO?
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Sterling Archer
Lying is like 95% of what I do.
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WHAT THE HELL, LANA
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« Reply #1814 on: May 06, 2010, 02:02:11 PM » |
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Thank Gord the Cubs were actually on TV when I was little...
What kind of god would allow young children to pin their hopes on the Chicago Cubs? One with a big sense of humor. The cruel, lulz kind of humor. |
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Come on, run like you're younger.
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