Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

If it wasn't for that freak show in Washington...Colvin would be right there with Garcia, Heyward, Leake, Davis, and Castro in the ROY mix.  

I don't understand how people can have anything other than stiff erection for Colvin.  

[Internet Apex]

If it wasn't for that freak show in Washington...Colvin would be right there with Garcia, Heyward, Leake, Davis, and Castro in the ROY mix.  

I don't understand how people can have anything other than stiff erection for Colvin.  

HE DOWESN"T WALK ENUFFS

[BBM]

If it wasn't for that freak show in Washington...Colvin would be right there with Garcia, Heyward, Leake, Davis, and Castro in the ROY mix.  

I don't understand how people can have anything other than stiff erection for Colvin.  

HE DOWESN"T WALK ENUFFS

Hank Hill said it best. 

"Don't play lawyer ball, son."

[Armchair_QB]

This weekend was some of that "good baseball" I've been calling for to keep me engaged. You know, throwing dudes out on the bases, hitting an assload of home runs, beating the Tards, the kids looking good, the pen stepping up - that sort of thing. Yay.

Schlitter's rookie mistake (and Theriot/Fukudome's gross incomptence) notwithstanding, that was the most entertaining series of Cub baseball I've watched since September 2008. Castro, Colvin and Casher are going to be good. Rammy, Soriano and Soto can still play. Theriot and Lee are going to be Ghandi. This is looking good for 2011 and beyond. I'm on the Big Blue Train, female dogs. It's undergoing maintenance of every kind and won't be leaving the station for quite some time. But I've got some beer in a cooler and a couple of good books to read. And I've got porn.

See you guys in 2011!  ALL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!

I'll have what he's having?

I still think Colvin is just whatever. He shouldn't be leading off. I love Castro though. That kid is the truth like Borb Brenly.

He's probably a 5 or 6 hitter with serious wheels and serious power. And unlike most lefty sluggers, he can actually square up good lefty pitching. That's a thing. Also he's a threat not to do something retarded after the 32% of his at bats that do result in his reaching base. Of course, it's hard to look retarded when you're jogging around the bases high fiving coaches and shit, but damn if Theriot doesn't pull it off with gusto. Left-handed Corey Hart sans the Midget Face? Sign me up.

All I know is the four letter dork brigade hates them some colvin.  So, I know he's good.

They're also starting the drumbeat to deal Castro as soon as that Korean shortstop makes it to Chicago.

I wish I was making that up.

Actually I don't. Fuck those clowns.

[Powdered Toast Man]

If it wasn't for that freak show in Washington...Colvin would be right there with Garcia, Heyward, Leake, Davis, and Castro in the ROY mix.  

I don't understand how people can have anything other than stiff erection for Colvin.  

How many more starts will Strasburg make, though?  I was under the impresson that they'll really limit his innings total this year.  Combined with AAA time, he's over 100 and I thought the cap was near 150-160.  I'm not second guessing how awesome he is, but instead the amount of time he's going to show us how awesome he is compared to Colvin or Heyward or Davis or Castro.

[Internet Apex]

If it wasn't for that freak show in Washington...Colvin would be right there with Garcia, Heyward, Leake, Davis, and Castro in the ROY mix.  

I don't understand how people can have anything other than stiff erection for Colvin.  

How many more starts will Strasburg make, though?  I was under the impresson that they'll really limit his innings total this year.  Combined with AAA time, he's over 100 and I thought the cap was near 150-160.  I'm not second guessing how awesome he is, but instead the amount of time he's going to show us how awesome he is compared to Colvin or Heyward or Davis or Castro.

Bah'd.

[R-V]

If it wasn't for that freak show in Washington...Colvin would be right there with Garcia, Heyward, Leake, Davis, and Castro in the ROY mix.  

I don't understand how people can have anything other than stiff erection for Colvin.

I guess it's possible that the light went on for Colvin once he got to Tennessee last year for his second go-round in AA. Since then he's put up some really solid numbers in both the minors and majors and I'm definitely excited about that. But if he's going to be a corner outfielder, I'm wary of his minor league track record of not getting on base and not hitting for as much power as he has the last few months.

[Internet Apex]

If it wasn't for that freak show in Washington...Colvin would be right there with Garcia, Heyward, Leake, Davis, and Castro in the ROY mix.  

I don't understand how people can have anything other than stiff erection for Colvin.

I guess it's possible that the light went on for Colvin once he got to Tennessee last year for his second go-round in AA. Since then he's put up some really solid numbers in both the minors and majors and I'm definitely excited about that. But if he's going to be a corner outfielder, I'm wary of his minor league track record of not getting on base and not hitting for as much power as he has the last few months.

You sound kind of asshurt.

[PenPho]

If it wasn't for that freak show in Washington...Colvin would be right there with Garcia, Heyward, Leake, Davis, and Castro in the ROY mix.  

I don't understand how people can have anything other than stiff erection for Colvin.  

Buster Posey's .371/.407/.579 line isn't even good enough to get him mentioned in there?
If he ends up with 375 ABs with that line, he'll be hard to ignore. 

[R-V]

If it wasn't for that freak show in Washington...Colvin would be right there with Garcia, Heyward, Leake, Davis, and Castro in the ROY mix.  

I don't understand how people can have anything other than stiff erection for Colvin.

I guess it's possible that the light went on for Colvin once he got to Tennessee last year for his second go-round in AA. Since then he's put up some really solid numbers in both the minors and majors and I'm definitely excited about that. But if he's going to be a corner outfielder, I'm wary of his minor league track record of not getting on base and not hitting for as much power as he has the last few months.

You sound kind of asshurt.

I'm kind of pissed they didn't sweep the Tards and I'm taking it out on Colvin. Why couldn't that gutless slapdick hit another leadoff dong last night?

[Internet Apex]

If it wasn't for that freak show in Washington...Colvin would be right there with Garcia, Heyward, Leake, Davis, and Castro in the ROY mix.  

I don't understand how people can have anything other than stiff erection for Colvin.

I guess it's possible that the light went on for Colvin once he got to Tennessee last year for his second go-round in AA. Since then he's put up some really solid numbers in both the minors and majors and I'm definitely excited about that. But if he's going to be a corner outfielder, I'm wary of his minor league track record of not getting on base and not hitting for as much power as he has the last few months.

You sound kind of asshurt.

I'm kind of pissed they didn't sweep the Tards and I'm taking it out on Colvin. Why couldn't that gutless slapdick hit another leadoff dong last night?

The wind was blowing in so he settled for the leadoff single. Pussy. Dunn woulda crushed one off the Miller Lite ad.

[Yeti]

If it wasn't for that freak show in Washington...Colvin would be right there with Garcia, Heyward, Leake, Davis, and Castro in the ROY mix.  

I don't understand how people can have anything other than stiff erection for Colvin.  

Sure, but who gives a shit? I mean, sure it's nice to see a Cub win the ROY, but I would give two shits if he doesn't win it even if he ends up 1st in HR, OPS, and wOBA.

[Slaky]

If it wasn't for that freak show in Washington...Colvin would be right there with Garcia, Heyward, Leake, Davis, and Castro in the ROY mix.  

I don't understand how people can have anything other than stiff erection for Colvin.

I guess it's possible that the light went on for Colvin once he got to Tennessee last year for his second go-round in AA. Since then he's put up some really solid numbers in both the minors and majors and I'm definitely excited about that. But if he's going to be a corner outfielder, I'm wary of his minor league track record of not getting on base and not hitting for as much power as he has the last few months.

You sound kind of asshurt.

I'm kind of pissed they didn't sweep the Tards and I'm taking it out on Colvin. Why couldn't that gutless slapdick hit another leadoff dong last night?

Fuck this, I've got your back RV. I'm not going to sit here and wave my stiff genitalia around at passing cars because Ty Colvin has shown some flashes of solidness. He's been a nice find and I hope he can keep crushing the ball. I don't think he should be hitting lead off. But he's white so he's better than Soriano.

[Internet Apex]

If it wasn't for that freak show in Washington...Colvin would be right there with Garcia, Heyward, Leake, Davis, and Castro in the ROY mix.  

I don't understand how people can have anything other than stiff erection for Colvin.

I guess it's possible that the light went on for Colvin once he got to Tennessee last year for his second go-round in AA. Since then he's put up some really solid numbers in both the minors and majors and I'm definitely excited about that. But if he's going to be a corner outfielder, I'm wary of his minor league track record of not getting on base and not hitting for as much power as he has the last few months.

You sound kind of asshurt.

I'm kind of pissed they didn't sweep the Tards and I'm taking it out on Colvin. Why couldn't that gutless slapdick hit another leadoff dong last night?

Fuck this, I've got your back RV. I'm not going to sit here and wave my stiff genitalia around at passing cars because Ty Colvin has shown some flashes of solidness. He's been a nice find and I hope he can keep crushing the ball. I don't think he should be hitting lead off. But he's white so he's better than Soriano.

Who do you want leading off? Eric Patterson?

[PenPho]

If it wasn't for that freak show in Washington...Colvin would be right there with Garcia, Heyward, Leake, Davis, and Castro in the ROY mix.  

I don't understand how people can have anything other than stiff erection for Colvin.

I guess it's possible that the light went on for Colvin once he got to Tennessee last year for his second go-round in AA. Since then he's put up some really solid numbers in both the minors and majors and I'm definitely excited about that. But if he's going to be a corner outfielder, I'm wary of his minor league track record of not getting on base and not hitting for as much power as he has the last few months.

You sound kind of asshurt.

I'm kind of pissed they didn't sweep the Tards and I'm taking it out on Colvin. Why couldn't that gutless slapdick hit another leadoff dong last night?

Fuck this, I've got your back RV. I'm not going to sit here and wave my stiff genitalia around at passing cars because Ty Colvin has shown some flashes of solidness. He's been a nice find and I hope he can keep crushing the ball. I don't think he should be hitting lead off. But he's white so he's better than Soriano.

Who do you want leading off? Eric Patterson?

I don't know how anyone can concentrate on this when the Bulls are thisclose to signing Tracy McGrady.