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« Reply #3585 on: June 08, 2011, 03:33:13 PM »
 Breakout the goddamn champagne. 
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« Reply #3586 on: June 08, 2011, 11:23:43 PM »
If we FIREBARN 15 players, we won't have to watch this team anymore.
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« Reply #3587 on: June 09, 2011, 08:28:53 AM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 08, 2011, 11:23:43 PM
If we FIREBARN 15 players, we won't have to watch this team anymore.

No. You have to FIREBARN 15 or more Arizona Cardinals to save your season, buddy. We just need to pick off six Cubs.
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« Reply #3588 on: June 09, 2011, 08:51:32 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on June 09, 2011, 08:28:53 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 08, 2011, 11:23:43 PM
If we FIREBARN 15 players, we won't have to watch this team anymore.

No. You have to FIREBARN 15 or more Arizona Cardinals to save your season, buddy. We just need to pick off six Cubs.



Why would TEC want to FIREBARN the AZ Cardinals? The road to a 9-7 season and a first round playoff exit is wide open once they acquire Kyle Orton.
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« Reply #3589 on: June 09, 2011, 09:31:25 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2011, 08:51:32 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 09, 2011, 08:28:53 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 08, 2011, 11:23:43 PM
If we FIREBARN 15 players, we won't have to watch this team anymore.

No. You have to FIREBARN 15 or more Arizona Cardinals to save your season, buddy. We just need to pick off six Cubs.



Why would TEC want to FIREBARN the AZ Cardinals? The road to a 9-7 10-8 7-5 season and a first round playoff exit is wide open once they acquire Kyle Orton.

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« Reply #3590 on: June 11, 2011, 12:49:02 PM »
Great news, gang! Snyder (who?) DFA, Coleman recalled from Iowa! And now for analysis (||) we go to Internet Apex in studio.
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« Reply #3591 on: June 11, 2011, 04:18:24 PM »
Luis Montanez is batting third. On purpose, I assume.
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« Reply #3592 on: June 12, 2011, 11:07:50 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 11, 2011, 12:49:02 PM
Great news, gang! Snyder (who?) DFA, Coleman recalled from Iowa! And now for analysis (||) we go to Internet Apex in studio.

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« Reply #3593 on: June 13, 2011, 10:43:59 AM »
So, pitchforks and torches tonight?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0613-cubs-phillies-chicago--20110612,0,3377749.story
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« Reply #3594 on: June 13, 2011, 10:47:01 AM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on June 13, 2011, 10:43:59 AM
So, pitchforks and torches tonight?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0613-cubs-phillies-chicago--20110612,0,3377749.story

Funny, I think the fan base that's still going to games is too apathetic about this bunch to get riled up. Maybe that's just a reflection on me. I definitely want to see what happens but if I were at a game, booing wouldn't be high on my list of priorities. I'd consider booing a team that was in a race and doing Moises Alou baserunning type shit but this team? Not worth the vocal exercise.
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« Reply #3595 on: June 13, 2011, 11:08:58 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 13, 2011, 10:47:01 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on June 13, 2011, 10:43:59 AM
So, pitchforks and torches tonight?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0613-cubs-phillies-chicago--20110612,0,3377749.story

Funny, I think the fan base that's still going to games is too apathetic about this bunch to get riled up. Maybe that's just a reflection on me. I definitely want to see what happens but if I were at a game, booing wouldn't be high on my list of priorities. I'd consider booing a team that was in a race and doing Moises Alou baserunning type shit but this team? Not worth the vocal exercise.

Kinda what I thought too. No point in getting worked up over a horseshit team.
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« Reply #3596 on: June 13, 2011, 11:17:59 AM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on June 13, 2011, 11:08:58 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 13, 2011, 10:47:01 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on June 13, 2011, 10:43:59 AM
So, pitchforks and torches tonight?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0613-cubs-phillies-chicago--20110612,0,3377749.story

Funny, I think the fan base that's still going to games is too apathetic about this bunch to get riled up. Maybe that's just a reflection on me. I definitely want to see what happens but if I were at a game, booing wouldn't be high on my list of priorities. I'd consider booing a team that was in a race and doing Moises Alou baserunning type shit but this team? Not worth the vocal exercise.

Kinda what I thought too. No point in getting worked up over a horseshit team.

Wondering what pulse the Jockey's finger is on. He seems like he's bored so he's just trying to stir the pot. Just like that, the Cubs are 25-39. That's as hopeless a record as you're going to see. There's really nothing to do but make shit up. I don't blame him.
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« Reply #3597 on: June 13, 2011, 11:51:48 AM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on June 13, 2011, 11:08:58 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 13, 2011, 10:47:01 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on June 13, 2011, 10:43:59 AM
So, pitchforks and torches tonight?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0613-cubs-phillies-chicago--20110612,0,3377749.story

Funny, I think the fan base that's still going to games is too apathetic about this bunch to get riled up. Maybe that's just a reflection on me. I definitely want to see what happens but if I were at a game, booing wouldn't be high on my list of priorities. I'd consider booing a team that was in a race and doing Moises Alou baserunning type shit but this team? Not worth the vocal exercise.

Kinda what I thought too. No point in getting worked up over a horseshit team.

Lack of fan interest was measurable as far back as the Convention as shown by the lack of ticket sales. People gave up giving a shit about this team last fall.
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« Reply #3598 on: June 13, 2011, 11:58:42 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 13, 2011, 11:51:48 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on June 13, 2011, 11:08:58 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 13, 2011, 10:47:01 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on June 13, 2011, 10:43:59 AM
So, pitchforks and torches tonight?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0613-cubs-phillies-chicago--20110612,0,3377749.story

Funny, I think the fan base that's still going to games is too apathetic about this bunch to get riled up. Maybe that's just a reflection on me. I definitely want to see what happens but if I were at a game, booing wouldn't be high on my list of priorities. I'd consider booing a team that was in a race and doing Moises Alou baserunning type shit but this team? Not worth the vocal exercise.

Kinda what I thought too. No point in getting worked up over a horseshit team.

Lack of fan interest was measurable as far back as the Convention as shown by the lack of ticket sales. People gave up giving a shit about this team last fall.

I can't believe they waited that long.
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« Reply #3599 on: June 13, 2011, 12:36:12 PM »
The Rickettses' have just the thing to take your mind off the 100 loss pace that the team is on.


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