Carlos Marmol Boing-Stiffy-Splooge

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Bumping the thread to introduce the Atlanta Thrashers' "Blue Crew."

http://thrashers.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NHLPage&id=13661

A possible cure for anything blue that you might have.

I positive ice sluts.

I can't imagine why that would be:

That reminds me - I need to go to Home Depot and pick up some shovels and hoes.

I would do so many dirty things to that blonde on the far left.

If you look closely, you can see the Asian chick to the right getting a little forearm-boob action. Nice.

You're strangely picky. All four of those girls are hot hot hot with rock hard bods. When the thirsty man is offered an ice cooler with four different brands of quality beer, he does not waste time in selecting one. He grabs the first one he can get his hands on and drinks from that manna, brutha.

{But if I had to pick, I dig the brunette in the center}

Who's being picky.  The only thing I'd be picky about with that pic is, well, Im'ma keep that private between me and those 4.  We be pickin' all night long.

And a grinin'.

[Kwyjibo]

I think the blonde on the right was in a bangbus video

[Corn-fed]

I think the blonde on the right was in a bangbus video

And you recognize her from this angle how?

[Kwyjibo]

I think the blonde on the right was in a bangbus video

And you recognize her from this angle how?

I put some yogurt on my monitor.

[rrdego]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W6OmpkmS9Dw

nope not the wrong group

[DwightKurtz]

Fun facts about Marmol:

Since July 20th, Marmol has gone 13 innings without allowing a run to score.  In that time, he's given up 2 hits, 8 walks, and he's struck out 17.

He's also gone 8.1 innings in a row without surrendering a hit.  In that time, he's walked 3, and he's struck out 12.

One month ago, his ERA was 4.13.

Today, it's 2.89.  In other words, it's dropped 1.24 runs in less than 30 days; in fact, it's taken 19.

Splooge, anybody?

[Kerm]

Fun facts about Marmol:

Since July 20th, Marmol has gone 13 innings without allowing a run to score.  In that time, he's given up 2 hits, 8 walks, and he's struck out 17.

He's also gone 8.1 innings in a row without surrendering a hit.  In that time, he's walked 3, and he's struck out 12.

One month ago, his ERA was 4.13.

Today, it's 2.89.  In other words, it's dropped 1.24 runs in less than 30 days; in fact, it's taken 19.

Splooge, anybody?

So, if I mention he's 2 outs away from a no-hitter right now, does that jinx him?

[Andy]

I think tonight, when he comes in to pitch, after he gets the second out, Soto should throw his mask in the air, run out and hug him and the whole team should come in jumping up and down.  Even if there are just two out in the eighth and all 19 Marlins fans have no idea what's going on.  It'd just be funny.

[Kerm]

Fun facts about Marmol:

Since July 20th, Marmol has gone 13 innings without allowing a run to score.  In that time, he's given up 2 hits, 8 walks, and he's struck out 17.

He's also gone 8.1 innings in a row without surrendering a hit.  In that time, he's walked 3, and he's struck out 12.

One month ago, his ERA was 4.13.

Today, it's 2.89.  In other words, it's dropped 1.24 runs in less than 30 days; in fact, it's taken 19.

Splooge, anybody?

So, if I mention he's 2 outs away from a no-hitter right now, does that jinx him?

Douchebag moment: I thought a no-hitter comes from starting a game and going 9 innings without allowing a hit.  /douchebag moment

I don't think it'll jinx him per se, but if we're aware of it and he's aware of it, I'll bet that somebody gets a hit off him the next time he pitches.

Considering what a big deal the Chicago media made of that fat whore Bobby Jenks' "perfect game" (or no-hitter, or whatever the hell it was), I say it counts.

[The Uncouth Sloth]

I'm just glad he's back.  Now we just need to replace Howry. 

(an earnest post, not at all funny).

[TDubbs]

Bumping the thread to introduce the Atlanta Thrashers' "Blue Crew."

http://thrashers.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NHLPage&id=13661

A possible cure for anything blue that you might have.

I positive ice sluts.

I can't imagine why that would be:

Seriously.  Damn.

[powen01]

Bumping the thread to introduce the Atlanta Thrashers' "Blue Crew."

http://thrashers.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NHLPage&id=13661

A possible cure for anything blue that you might have.

I positive ice sluts.

I can't imagine why that would be:

Seriously.  Damn.

Are the shovels for all the splooge on the ice?

[Kerm]

Bumping the thread to introduce the Atlanta Thrashers' "Blue Crew."

http://thrashers.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NHLPage&id=13661

A possible cure for anything blue that you might have.

I positive ice sluts.

I can't imagine why that would be:

Seriously.  Damn.

That is about the only thing that would ever make me want to drink Bud Light.  Or shovel snow.

[Oleg]

Bumping the thread to introduce the Atlanta Thrashers' "Blue Crew."

http://thrashers.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NHLPage&id=13661

A possible cure for anything blue that you might have.

What's the over/under on how many have this as their night job?

[Cade]

Bumping the thread to introduce the Atlanta Thrashers' "Blue Crew."

http://thrashers.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NHLPage&id=13661

A possible cure for anything blue that you might have.

What's the over/under on how many have this as their night job?

Ah, the famous Cheetah.