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« Reply #105 on: June 26, 2009, 05:12:49 PM »
The thrill is gone. Go back to Des Moines, or better yet, go back to the Dominican to pitch in front of scouts with Pedro and practice for WBC 2013 so the Dutch can stick a wooden shoe up your ass again.

Kevin Gregg has better control than Marmol.
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« Reply #106 on: June 26, 2009, 05:19:46 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on June 26, 2009, 05:12:49 PM
The thrill is gone. Go back to Des Moines, or better yet, go back to the Dominican to pitch in front of scouts with Pedro and practice for WBC 2013 so the Dutch can stick a wooden shoe up your ass again.

Kevin Gregg Rick Ankiel has better control than Marmol.

Reality bites'd.
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« Reply #107 on: June 26, 2009, 05:21:08 PM »
Is he pitching hurt, or is this all between his gigantic ears?

Also, SeanBearPig is the fucking MAN.
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« Reply #108 on: June 26, 2009, 05:22:06 PM »
Quote from: MAD on June 26, 2009, 05:19:46 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 26, 2009, 05:12:49 PM
The thrill is gone. Go back to Des Moines, or better yet, go back to the Dominican to pitch in front of scouts with Pedro and practice for WBC 2013 so the Dutch can stick a wooden shoe up your ass again.

Kevin Gregg Rick Ankiel Steve Blass after sniffing Dock Ellis' resin bag has better control than Marmol.

Reality bites'd.

Don't be too generous'd
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« Reply #109 on: April 16, 2010, 04:33:51 PM »
11 filthy Ks against only 2 BBs in 5.1 IP for the Marmot early on this season. Redbeard can eat a couple handfuls of Slaky's pubes.
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« Reply #110 on: April 16, 2010, 09:27:26 PM »
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2010, 04:33:51 PM
11 filthy Ks against only 2 BBs in 5.1 IP for the Marmot early on this season. Redbeard can eat a couple handfuls of Slaky's pubes.

Using Marlos with a five run lead against the fucking Sneak Attacks doesn't seem like the way to utilize your resources.
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« Reply #111 on: April 16, 2010, 09:29:05 PM »
Quote from: Shooter on April 16, 2010, 09:27:26 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2010, 04:33:51 PM
11 filthy Ks against only 2 BBs in 5.1 IP for the Marmot early on this season. Redbeard can eat a couple handfuls of Slaky's pubes.

Using Marlos with a five run lead against the fucking Sneak Attacks doesn't seem like the way to utilize your resources.

Watch your fucking tongue.  Lou Piniella is a genius and the Cubs are lucky to have him.
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« Reply #112 on: April 16, 2010, 09:41:41 PM »
Quote from: Shooter on April 16, 2010, 09:27:26 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2010, 04:33:51 PM
11 filthy Ks against only 2 BBs in 5.1 IP for the Marmot early on this season. Redbeard can eat a couple handfuls of Slaky's pubes.

Using Marlos with a five run lead against the fucking Sneak Attacks doesn't seem like the way to utilize your resources.

Actually, Marmol's pitching to be limited, for now!
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« Reply #113 on: May 27, 2010, 10:10:10 PM »
Bump for a guy who's now striking out 18 batters per nine innings.
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« Reply #114 on: May 27, 2010, 11:59:08 PM »
Do you think opposing hitters dread the very sight of Larry Rothschild when Marmol's in the game? If somebody is really on their game they can tell us what opposing batters' OBP is before and after Larry's obligatory mound visits in the 9th this year. I that bet shit's pretty stark. 

ALRRY ROTHSCHILD IS TEH TRUTH???

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Sean Bear Pig 2010:

23.1 IP, 13 H, 7 BB (3 IBB), 30 K!

ZOMG!!!
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« Reply #115 on: August 14, 2010, 06:17:58 PM »
Slider, slider, slider, good night.
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« Reply #116 on: August 15, 2010, 07:56:53 AM »
Quote from: Night Man on August 14, 2010, 06:17:58 PM
Slider, slider, slider, good night.

Thanks, Chip.
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« Reply #117 on: August 15, 2010, 02:00:54 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 15, 2010, 07:56:53 AM
Quote from: Night Man on August 14, 2010, 06:17:58 PM
Slider, slider, slider, good night.

Thanks, Chip.

I didn't say anything about the Battlin' Birdies.
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« Reply #118 on: August 15, 2010, 07:47:17 PM »
Quote from: Night Man on August 15, 2010, 02:00:54 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 15, 2010, 07:56:53 AM
Quote from: Night Man on August 14, 2010, 06:17:58 PM
Slider, slider, slider, good night.

Thanks, Chip.

I didn't say anything about the Battlin' Birdies.

Better than "He gone."
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« Reply #119 on: August 16, 2010, 11:37:41 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on August 15, 2010, 07:47:17 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 15, 2010, 02:00:54 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 15, 2010, 07:56:53 AM
Quote from: Night Man on August 14, 2010, 06:17:58 PM
Slider, slider, slider, good night.

Thanks, Chip.

I didn't say anything about the Battlin' Birdies.

Better than "He gone."

There will never be a more glorious Desip thread than the Dead Pool one for Harrelson.
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