Desipio Baseball Keeper League 2008 Extravaganza (League Info on page 10)

[MrSpeed]

Figured I'd make my yearly post and say that Yahoo has opened fantasy baseball back up.  We can start the league forming talks again just whenever.

[Wampa]

I'd like to join

[Tonker]

I swear to God, if I join one more fantasy league, Mrs. Tonk is going to divorce me.  Hockee?  Golf?  It's all Apex's fault.  I fully expect to see A.Peck cited as the third party when she files.

[Bonk]

Statfags. All of you.

[Internet Apex]

Yeah, I don't know if I want to be in that Keeper League. We never said who we were keeping anyway. It was 20 teams deep with 40 man rosters and some shit. Most managers never showed up. I finished fifth or something. Meh. Wampa can have my spot if he really really wants it pays works for it.

[MrSpeed]

I say start a new league Apex.  The keeper league didn't seem real well thought out and you were right about half the managers quiting or not even starting last year.

[Internet Apex]

I say start a new league Apex.  The keeper league didn't seem real well thought out and you were right about half the managers quiting or not even starting last year.

APEX WAS RIGHT!!!!! SCHIZM!!! I'm only inviting the cool people too.

[Philberto]

I say start a new league Apex.  The keeper league didn't seem real well thought out and you were right about half the managers quiting or not even starting last year.

APEX WAS RIGHT!!!!! SCHIZM!!! I'm only inviting the cool people too.

Fuck!

[BigDrinky]

I say start a new league Apex.  The keeper league didn't seem real well thought out and you were right about half the managers quiting or not even starting last year.

APEX WAS RIGHT!!!!! SCHIZM!!! I'm only inviting the cool people too.

Fuck!

What?  So that is how my team was able to make the playoffs...no one else was trying.  I should have known.  Now I have to try to bump up my cool quotient, which is uncool.

[JD]

I say start a new league Apex.  The keeper league didn't seem real well thought out and you were right about half the managers quiting or not even starting last year.

Start a new Roto league or start a new H2H league?  Because I kicked a lot of booty in the Roto league even after I traded Tonks half my team for Hanley. 

But, yeah, the h2h league annoyed me.

I'll start one up.  I'll start one up that's elitist.  I'm gonna check the "manager activity" on the last league to see who'll be invited.  I'm pretty sure that I have a good shot at getting in, along with Pex and Speed.  And some others.  Time will tell, suckafoolz.


Geez, my dog won't stop puking tonight.  Don't eat so fast, Ginger.

Edit:  Ok, they don't save the manager's activity.  I got my ways, though.  Don't you worry.  I got my ways...

[ChuckD]

Edit:  Ok, they don't save the manager's activity.  I got my ways, though.  Don't you worry.  I got my ways...

This activity?

[JD]

Sort of, but no.  During the league, there would be a column showing when the manager last logged into the league.

And don't worry, Chuck.  You're one of the elite.  I couldn't invite some because of their hidden email.  I think Tank/Thrill-ho might be in that boat.  I didn't forget about you.  Never forget.

[Internet Apex]

Don't forget that I was also right about the roster sizes and lineups. I had Ryan Freel logging an assload of games for me because of his multiple position flexibility (no homo) and even had to DL him because he was too valuable in that abortion of a league configuration. And I finished fourth! That shit can't be allowed to happen. Think of it like the Holocaust. Never. Again.

EDIT: I just signed up. What the fucking hell is this CI, MI, INF HORSESHIT? God Damn? Do you fucking love Juan Uribe that much that you want to put him on your fantasy team? You made this shit up like you had Nick Punto's cock hanging out of your mouth? If I wanted to look at shitty players and their shitty fucking platoon stats I'd become a fucking Reds fan. Christ Jesus.

[Internet Apex]

DPD

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UTIL
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SP
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RP
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Motherfuckers have jobs and shit. We don't have time to worry about what the fuck Ray Durham did today.

[JD]

You relax!  RELAX. 

I just copied the settings from last year.  I didn't even remember what they were.  I figured that once we had our elite, then we could decide on the best course of action.

RELAX.