G.I. Joe

[CT III]

For some reason, I decided to add this to my Netflix queue.  I was prepared for some stupid action and ridiculous plots, but holy shit...

This wasn't even fun enough to make up for the terrible acting, awful CGI, and retarded plot.  I really hope Joseph Gordon-Levitt wasn't actually the guy wearing the stupid mask.  He's actually a good actor.  Channing Tatum, on the other hand, makes Paul Walker look like Marlon Brando.

Movies like this are the reason Netflix exists.  To think that only a couple years ago, we had to pay $5 to watch this shit at home.

You think Brando coulda played Brian O'Conner better?  You're nuts.  And Paul Walker was the balls in Running Scared(not the Billy Crystal/Gregory Hines one).

If you watched a movie called "Running Scared" and Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines weren't in it, then I pity you.

But Paul Walker is a merry prankster, I'll give him that.

[MAD]

For some reason, I decided to add this to my Netflix queue.  I was prepared for some stupid action and ridiculous plots, but holy shit...

This wasn't even fun enough to make up for the terrible acting, awful CGI, and retarded plot.  I really hope Joseph Gordon-Levitt wasn't actually the guy wearing the stupid mask.  He's actually a good actor.  Channing Tatum, on the other hand, makes Paul Walker look like Marlon Brando.

Movies like this are the reason Netflix exists.  To think that only a couple years ago, we had to pay $5 to watch this shit at home.

You think Brando coulda played Brian O'Conner better?  You're nuts.  And Paul Walker was the balls in Running Scared(not the Billy Crystal/Gregory Hines one).

If you watched a movie called "Running Scared" and Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines weren't in it, then I pity you.

But Paul Walker is a merry prankster, I'll give him that.

Dude, Michael McDonald did the soundtrack.  "Cry sweet freedom, shine the light on me" or something

And Crystal and Hines' car wound up riding on Chicago's el tracks.

I never saw the movie, but I remember that from the video.  The Michael McDonald video.  1986.  Never forget.

Who's Paul Walker?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

For some reason, I decided to add this to my Netflix queue.  I was prepared for some stupid action and ridiculous plots, but holy shit...

This wasn't even fun enough to make up for the terrible acting, awful CGI, and retarded plot.  I really hope Joseph Gordon-Levitt wasn't actually the guy wearing the stupid mask.  He's actually a good actor.  Channing Tatum, on the other hand, makes Paul Walker look like Marlon Brando.

Movies like this are the reason Netflix exists.  To think that only a couple years ago, we had to pay $5 to watch this shit at home.

You think Brando coulda played Brian O'Conner better?  You're nuts.  And Paul Walker was the balls in Running Scared(not the Billy Crystal/Gregory Hines one).

If you watched a movie called "Running Scared" and Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines weren't in it, then I pity you.

But Paul Walker is a merry prankster, I'll give him that.

If you watched a movie called "Running Scared" and Ken Wahl and Judge Reinhold weren't in it, then I pity you.

[JD]

For some reason, I decided to add this to my Netflix queue.  I was prepared for some stupid action and ridiculous plots, but holy shit...

This wasn't even fun enough to make up for the terrible acting, awful CGI, and retarded plot.  I really hope Joseph Gordon-Levitt wasn't actually the guy wearing the stupid mask.  He's actually a good actor.  Channing Tatum, on the other hand, makes Paul Walker look like Marlon Brando.

Movies like this are the reason Netflix exists.  To think that only a couple years ago, we had to pay $5 to watch this shit at home.

You think Brando coulda played Brian O'Conner better?  You're nuts.  And Paul Walker was the balls in Running Scared(not the Billy Crystal/Gregory Hines one).

If you watched a movie called "Running Scared" and Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines weren't in it, then I pity you.

But Paul Walker is a merry prankster, I'll give him that.

Anyone that hates commies and loves women will attest that the Paul Walker "Running Scared" is awesome. 

[Richard Chuggar]

For some reason, I decided to add this to my Netflix queue.  I was prepared for some stupid action and ridiculous plots, but holy shit...

This wasn't even fun enough to make up for the terrible acting, awful CGI, and retarded plot.  I really hope Joseph Gordon-Levitt wasn't actually the guy wearing the stupid mask.  He's actually a good actor.  Channing Tatum, on the other hand, makes Paul Walker look like Marlon Brando.

Movies like this are the reason Netflix exists.  To think that only a couple years ago, we had to pay $5 to watch this shit at home.

You think Brando coulda played Brian O'Conner better?  You're nuts.  And Paul Walker was the balls in Running Scared(not the Billy Crystal/Gregory Hines one).

If you watched a movie called "Running Scared" and Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines weren't in it, then I pity you.

But Paul Walker is a merry prankster, I'll give him that.

Anyone that hates commies and loves women will attest that the Paul Walker "Running Scared" is awesome. 

Is that the one where somebody got a hockey puck to the teeth?  B/c if it was that one, I liked it.  A lot.  If it wasn't that one, then I liked that other one a lot.

[JD]

For some reason, I decided to add this to my Netflix queue.  I was prepared for some stupid action and ridiculous plots, but holy shit...

This wasn't even fun enough to make up for the terrible acting, awful CGI, and retarded plot.  I really hope Joseph Gordon-Levitt wasn't actually the guy wearing the stupid mask.  He's actually a good actor.  Channing Tatum, on the other hand, makes Paul Walker look like Marlon Brando.

Movies like this are the reason Netflix exists.  To think that only a couple years ago, we had to pay $5 to watch this shit at home.

You think Brando coulda played Brian O'Conner better?  You're nuts.  And Paul Walker was the balls in Running Scared(not the Billy Crystal/Gregory Hines one).

If you watched a movie called "Running Scared" and Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines weren't in it, then I pity you.

But Paul Walker is a merry prankster, I'll give him that.

Anyone that hates commies and loves women will attest that the Paul Walker "Running Scared" is awesome. 

Is that the one where somebody got a hockey puck to the teeth?  B/c if it was that one, I liked it.  A lot.  If it wasn't that one, then I liked that other one a lot.

It's the hockey puck to the teeth one.  It's the balls.