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« Reply #285 on: October 06, 2009, 03:28:10 PM »
Quote from: Fork on October 06, 2009, 03:19:09 PM

Oh, yeah...this is how I roll.

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We’re no Einstein, but one thing that we know is that anything + bacon= awesome. That’s why we knew that if we took our seeds and flavored them with delicious zero fat, no calorie Bacon Salt, that it’d be an automatic home run. So don’t be shy, reach for a bag of BIGS, and go ahead and get your bacon on! BIGS™ Seeds: Always bigger. Always better.

The basic formula they claim is...

Code:
x + bacon = awesome

We assume it's true. But let's try some substitution...

Code:
x = The Holocaust

And we assume the following is true as well.

Code:
The Holocaust = Super Not Awesome

The Holocaust + Bacon = awesome

Assuming this is true, we substitute...

Code:
Super Not Awesome + Bacon = Awesome

Solve for Bacon...

Code:
Bacon = Awesome - Super Not Awesome = Super Super Awesome

So, if Bacon = Super Super Awesome, and the original formula holds true ...

Code:
Marisa Miller + Bacon = Awesome

Again, we substitute ...

Code:
Marisa Miller + Super Super Awesome = Awesome

Solve for Marisa Miller ...

Code:
Marisa Miller = Awesome - Super Super Awesome = Not Awesome

... and fuck those guys and all they stand for.
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« Reply #286 on: November 18, 2009, 10:49:38 AM »
Finally, someone has the guts to say it.  Enough with the bacon, already.
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« Reply #287 on: November 18, 2009, 10:56:24 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 18, 2009, 10:49:38 AM
Finally, someone has the guts to say it.  Enough with the bacon, already.

Not like it's been said before
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« Reply #288 on: December 03, 2009, 11:20:25 PM »
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« Reply #289 on: December 04, 2009, 12:27:06 PM »
Quote from: R-V on December 03, 2009, 11:20:25 PM


God bless America.
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« Reply #290 on: December 04, 2009, 12:36:19 PM »
Quote from: Fork on September 04, 2008, 04:10:01 PM
Quote from: butthead on September 04, 2008, 03:56:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 04, 2008, 03:52:42 PM

I was just at the local Whole Foods, picking up a couple things for dinner.

They had, for $7, a bacon chocolate bar.

$7.

Bacon chocolate.

I'll let you know how it tastes tomorrow morning.

Tomorrow morning? Bullshit. If you really had a bacon chocolate bar, you'd eat it right now.

Here is the candy bar in question.

Before reading this, I asked myself why I was waiting, and went and got the bar.

The chocolate itself is actually pretty good milk chocolate.

The bar overall is kind of like a Nestle's Crunch, only awesomer.

It's crunchy like a Crunch, but the bacon taste is nice and strong.

It's also pretty salty, which works with the chocolate in the same fashion as peanuts or pretzels do.

The streak continues. There is nothing bad that can happen when bacon is involved.

Now available in dark chocolate as well.
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« Reply #291 on: December 11, 2009, 11:28:04 PM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on December 04, 2009, 12:27:06 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 03, 2009, 11:20:25 PM


God bless America.

Is this fucking Daytona's in Des Moines?
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« Reply #292 on: December 22, 2009, 02:11:31 PM »
Bacon or Beer Can?
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« Reply #293 on: December 22, 2009, 02:32:13 PM »
Quote from: Fork on January 30, 2009, 01:51:08 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 30, 2009, 01:43:38 PM
This thread really needs to stop. Just disappear



I just noticed how dilated those pupils are.  Opiates do that also.
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« Reply #294 on: December 22, 2009, 04:33:25 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on December 22, 2009, 02:32:13 PM
I just noticed how dilated those pupils are.  Opiates do that also.

Other way around.
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« Reply #295 on: December 22, 2009, 04:34:05 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on December 22, 2009, 04:33:25 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 22, 2009, 02:32:13 PM
I just noticed how dilated those pupils are.  Opiates do that also.

Other way around.


Pupils dilate opiates?
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« Reply #296 on: December 27, 2009, 11:38:27 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on December 22, 2009, 04:34:05 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 22, 2009, 04:33:25 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 22, 2009, 02:32:13 PM
I just noticed how dilated those pupils are.  Opiates do that also.

Other way around.


Pupils dilate opiates?

Opiates -> Constriction
Hallucinogens -> Dilation
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« Reply #297 on: December 28, 2009, 01:28:54 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on December 27, 2009, 11:38:27 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 22, 2009, 04:34:05 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 22, 2009, 04:33:25 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 22, 2009, 02:32:13 PM
I just noticed how dilated those pupils are.  Opiates do that also.

Other way around.


Pupils dilate opiates?

Opiates -> Constriction
Hallucinogens -> Dilation

So bacon is an hallucinogen?  That explains this thread.
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« Reply #298 on: February 04, 2010, 05:00:27 PM »
Bump.  http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html
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« Reply #299 on: February 05, 2010, 08:56:15 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on February 04, 2010, 05:00:27 PM
Bump.  http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

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