Bacon Cups

[Gilgamesh]

The foot long CHEESEBURGER.

http://www.slashfood.com/2010/07/13/footlong-cheeseburger-at-carls-jr/



However... it seems that Carl's Jr. has blown their first-mover advantage.

I discovered the footlong came with three tiny round patties carefully placed between a Hoagie-style bun. I was kind of hoping for one long, lean burger pattie. The toppings (onions, mayo, pickles, lettuce, tomato and cheese) made the whole thing ordinary..."

That's not bacon.

Neither is the biscuits and gravy machine above, but I don't see you getting all pedantic on that one.

It's at least the same fucking animal, buddy.

Yeah right, Fork... A wonderful, magical animal.

On a complete sidenote, you haven't seen the Simpsons until you watched it in German.  Amazing.  Simply amazing.  Gratefully, SBZ (or whatever German station this is) is showing some classics that I already know the lines to, helping my nascent German language skills accommodate.

[CBStew]

Gil wrote:

"On a complete sidenote, you haven't seen the Simpsons until you watched it in German.  Amazing.  Simply amazing.  Gratefully, SBZ (or whatever German station this is) is showing some classics that I already know the lines to, helping my nascent German language skills accommodate."

Wait a minute.  German station?  Where do you live? 

[Slaky]

Don't the Germans dub everything? Tell me they left the Simpsons alone. I've been watching it with Norwegian subtitles for the last 3 weeks and I'm so glad to be home you have no idea. Honestly, at this point, I'd say that German is a better sounding language than Norwegian.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Gil wrote:

"On a complete sidenote, you haven't seen the Simpsons until you watched it in German.  Amazing.  Simply amazing.  Gratefully, SBZ (or whatever German station this is) is showing some classics that I already know the lines to, helping my nascent German language skills accommodate."

Wait a minute.  German station?  Where do you live? 

Peoria has a thriving German sex slave industry.

[Fork]

Gil wrote:

"On a complete sidenote, you haven't seen the Simpsons until you watched it in German.  Amazing.  Simply amazing.  Gratefully, SBZ (or whatever German station this is) is showing some classics that I already know the lines to, helping my nascent German language skills accommodate."

Wait a minute.  German station?  Where do you live? 

Peoria has a thriving German sex slave industry.

Because everyone in the NLRB office there is at the titty bar.

[Tonker]

Don't the Germans dub everything? Tell me they left the Simpsons alone. I've been watching it with Norwegian subtitles for the last 3 weeks and I'm so glad to be home you have no idea. Honestly, at this point, I'd say that German is a better sounding language than Norwegian.

The Germans do indeed dub absolutely fucking EVERYTHING.  I speak fluent German and it nonetheless drives me up the fucking wall.  In German, Homer doesn't say "D'oh!", he says "Nein!".

I shit you not.

[Gilgamesh]

Don't the Germans dub everything? Tell me they left the Simpsons alone. I've been watching it with Norwegian subtitles for the last 3 weeks and I'm so glad to be home you have no idea. Honestly, at this point, I'd say that German is a better sounding language than Norwegian.

The Germans do indeed dub absolutely fucking EVERYTHING.  I speak fluent German and it nonetheless drives me up the fucking wall.  In German, Homer doesn't say "D'oh!", he says "Nein!".

I shit you not.

True story.  It really ruined the flow.  And Stew, I was on vacation.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Don't the Germans dub everything? Tell me they left the Simpsons alone. I've been watching it with Norwegian subtitles for the last 3 weeks and I'm so glad to be home you have no idea. Honestly, at this point, I'd say that German is a better sounding language than Norwegian.

The Germans do indeed dub absolutely fucking EVERYTHING.  I speak fluent German and it nonetheless drives me up the fucking wall.  In German, Homer doesn't say "D'oh!", he says "Nein!".

I shit you not.

True story.  It really ruined the flow.  And Stew, I was am on vacation.

Checking in from a pay toilet in a German strip club'd

[morpheus]

Canned sandwiches.  http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/07/23/candwich-sandwich-in-a-can-does-exist-and-it-is-glorious/

[PenPho]

Canned sandwiches.  http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/07/23/candwich-sandwich-in-a-can-does-exist-and-it-is-glorious/

Why do you keep bumping this thread with posts that have nothing to do with Bacon??

Here, to get back on track is Kevin Bacon, made out of bacon.

[CBStew]

Canned sandwiches.  http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/07/23/candwich-sandwich-in-a-can-does-exist-and-it-is-glorious/

Why do you keep bumping this thread with posts that have nothing to do with Bacon??

Here, to get back on track is Kevin Bacon, made out of bacon.

INTREPID READER: PERRY  MASON

Looks like Ham Burger to me!

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Canned sandwiches.  http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/07/23/candwich-sandwich-in-a-can-does-exist-and-it-is-glorious/

July called, they want their LOL back.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/340924/july-08-2010/emergency-thought-for-food---candwich-setback

[morpheus]

All right, I searched Desipio and nothing showed up so I'm going to risk posting this.  It's a BACON LATTE.



Prep time 2 hours 10 minutes
Actual cooking time is about 4 minutes.
What you need:
An espresso machine

7 slices BACON (FRESH, THICK CUT PREFERRED)
2 shots fresh-brewed Espresso Coffee
2 cups 2% milk or skim (whole steams worse)
1 Tablespoon of REAL Maple Syrup
Heavy Whipped Cream to finish

PREP-
BACON INFUSED MILK
1 Cook 6 of 7 strips , shake briefly when pulling off griddle and drop immediately into sealable jar/jug of 2 cups milk.
Refrigerate for 2 hours.

Chop remaining bacon into 1/4" strips. cook, dry, set aside for garnish.

COOK:

1. Remove bacon from milk after the infusion. Set milk aside.
2. Brew 2 shots espresso
3. Set aside 1 TBLS maple syrup while brewing espresso
4. Steam (DO NOT OVER FROTH) the baconmilk
5. Drop syrup FIRST then shots then the steamed milk quickly into large mug. Stir slowly for 10 seconds (make sure you leave room for garnish).
6. Garnish with whipped cream and the bacon pieces.

[CBStew]

No.  No.  No.   Don't you know that you may not mix milk with meat?

[Bort]

No.  No.  No.   Don't you know that you may not mix milk with meat?

Well I can...because I'm not a penniless Chosen Person.