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« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2008, 09:04:41 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2008, 06:08:45 AM
Quote from: BC on April 05, 2008, 07:43:14 PM
The good thing about having Gameday Audio in my opinion is that if I can't catch the whole game, I can listen to the game (Or just parts of it) afterward if I wish. I missed all but the first two and the ninth innings today due to work, so I am now listening to the big seventh inning rally.

I am surfing the internet, having just had a) bacon, eggs and sausage for breakfast, with fresh coffee and b) an enormous poo.  I might have a wank some time this afternoon, having not had one this morning.

Anybody else?

By the way, how insecure do you have to be to type "in my opinion", in a sentence in which you say how nice it is to be able to catch something you previously missed?  Yeah, I fucking HEARTILY disagree with that, BC.  In MY opinion, it's fucking SHIT that you can do that.

Why do you keep polluting the board with this pish?  Do you really think anybody wants to hear it?

I was tryin' to have a good one but it's like bloddy Piccadilly Circus in here, innit?
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« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2008, 09:53:13 AM »
Quote from: ~Apex on April 06, 2008, 09:04:41 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2008, 06:08:45 AM
Quote from: BC on April 05, 2008, 07:43:14 PM
The good thing about having Gameday Audio in my opinion is that if I can't catch the whole game, I can listen to the game (Or just parts of it) afterward if I wish. I missed all but the first two and the ninth innings today due to work, so I am now listening to the big seventh inning rally.

I am surfing the internet, having just had a) bacon, eggs and sausage for breakfast, with fresh coffee and b) an enormous poo.  I might have a wank some time this afternoon, having not had one this morning.

Anybody else?

By the way, how insecure do you have to be to type "in my opinion", in a sentence in which you say how nice it is to be able to catch something you previously missed?  Yeah, I fucking HEARTILY disagree with that, BC.  In MY opinion, it's fucking SHIT that you can do that.

Why do you keep polluting the board with this pish?  Do you really think anybody wants to hear it?

I was tryin' to have a good one but it's like Piccadilly Circus in here, innit?

Excuse my ignorance, but what the fruck is a 'wank'?....
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« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2008, 09:57:05 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2008, 09:53:13 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 06, 2008, 09:04:41 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2008, 06:08:45 AM
Quote from: BC on April 05, 2008, 07:43:14 PM
The good thing about having Gameday Audio in my opinion is that if I can't catch the whole game, I can listen to the game (Or just parts of it) afterward if I wish. I missed all but the first two and the ninth innings today due to work, so I am now listening to the big seventh inning rally.

I am surfing the internet, having just had a) bacon, eggs and sausage for breakfast, with fresh coffee and b) an enormous poo.  I might have a wank some time this afternoon, having not had one this morning.

Anybody else?

By the way, how insecure do you have to be to type "in my opinion", in a sentence in which you say how nice it is to be able to catch something you previously missed?  Yeah, I fucking HEARTILY disagree with that, BC.  In MY opinion, it's fucking SHIT that you can do that.

Why do you keep polluting the board with this pish?  Do you really think anybody wants to hear it?

I was tryin' to have a good one but it's like Piccadilly Circus in here, innit?

Excuse my ignorance, but what the fruck is a 'wank'?....

Pulling the goalie.

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« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2008, 10:14:19 AM »
I thought pulling the goalie was when the woman stopped taking her birth control without telling the guy.
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« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2008, 10:15:25 AM »
Quote from: Andy on April 06, 2008, 10:14:19 AM
I thought pulling the goalie was when the woman stopped taking her birth control without telling the guy.

Never heard that one, but equally effective.
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« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2008, 11:39:51 AM »
Chokin' the bishop?
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« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2008, 11:44:10 AM »
Cleaning the pipes.
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« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2008, 01:21:46 PM »
Masturbating.
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« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2008, 01:43:00 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2008, 02:13:26 PM »
Pounding one out.
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« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2008, 03:03:45 PM »
Quote from: Andy on April 06, 2008, 10:14:19 AM
I thought pulling the goalie was when the woman stopped taking her birth control without telling the guy.
Nah.  The guy usually knows.  Pulling the goalie involves the coach and the players are all aware of the extra attacker.
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« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2008, 04:02:49 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2008, 04:50:45 PM »
Turning Japanese.
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« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2008, 05:52:30 PM »
...hey, uh, how about that Kosuke, he's pretty good, eh? 
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« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2008, 09:28:12 PM »
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