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« Reply #105 on: April 09, 2009, 11:13:37 AM »
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I would, but it's too big for me.

You can use it as a tarp.
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« Reply #106 on: April 11, 2009, 07:04:53 PM »
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« Reply #107 on: April 16, 2009, 02:57:38 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 11, 2009, 07:04:53 PM
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« Reply #108 on: April 16, 2009, 03:00:14 PM »
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SPLOOGE!

My roommate's Japanese food arrived right after Fukudome went all Bukkake on Wainright. 

Synchronicity ogdens.
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« Reply #109 on: April 16, 2009, 07:29:31 PM »
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« Reply #110 on: April 26, 2009, 03:49:26 PM »
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« Reply #111 on: April 26, 2009, 04:00:33 PM »
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« Reply #112 on: April 26, 2009, 04:02:00 PM »
He is a credit to his people. The Japanese should be busting their buttons with pride for Kosuke. And me, I'm borderline ghey for the dude.
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« Reply #113 on: April 26, 2009, 05:55:32 PM »
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He is a credit to his people. The Japanese should be busting their buttons with pride for Kosuke. And me, I'm borderline ghey for the dude.

He's Asian. Let me see you get borderline ghey for a white dude, and that's saying something.
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« Reply #114 on: April 26, 2009, 06:09:25 PM »
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He is a credit to his people. The Japanese should be busting their buttons with pride for Kosuke. And me, I'm borderline ghey for the dude.

He's Asian. Let me see you get borderline ghey for a white dude, and that's saying something.

You trying to pick me up?
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« Reply #115 on: April 27, 2009, 02:03:44 PM »
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He is a credit to his people. The Japanese should be busting their buttons with pride for Kosuke. And me, I'm borderline ghey for the dude.

He's Asian. Let me see you get borderline ghey for a white dude, and that's saying something.

You trying to pick me up?

His Fukuness is all well and good, but this song and prance happened last year at this time, too.  I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

Keep up the good work, PAL.
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« Reply #116 on: April 27, 2009, 02:09:13 PM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 27, 2009, 02:03:44 PM
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He is a credit to his people. The Japanese should be busting their buttons with pride for Kosuke. And me, I'm borderline ghey for the dude.

He's Asian. Let me see you get borderline ghey for a white dude, and that's saying something.

You trying to pick me up?

His Fukuness is all well and good, but this song and prance happened last year at this time, too.  I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

Keep up the good work, PAL.

Oh rice bowls. Because he's from Japan. I get it.
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« Reply #117 on: April 27, 2009, 02:10:10 PM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 27, 2009, 02:03:44 PM
I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

If he has a .600 SLG and a .780 OPS, he's not working the count very well.
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« Reply #118 on: April 27, 2009, 02:10:28 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 27, 2009, 02:09:13 PM
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He is a credit to his people. The Japanese should be busting their buttons with pride for Kosuke. And me, I'm borderline ghey for the dude.

He's Asian. Let me see you get borderline ghey for a white dude, and that's saying something.

You trying to pick me up?

His Fukuness is all well and good, but this song and prance happened last year at this time, too.  I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

Keep up the good work, PAL.

Oh rice bowls. Because he's from Japan. I get it.

I just like rice.  You don't get it at all.
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« Reply #119 on: April 27, 2009, 02:12:44 PM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 27, 2009, 02:03:44 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 26, 2009, 06:09:25 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 26, 2009, 05:55:32 PM
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He is a credit to his people. The Japanese should be busting their buttons with pride for Kosuke. And me, I'm borderline ghey for the dude.

He's Asian. Let me see you get borderline ghey for a white dude, and that's saying something.

You trying to pick me up?

His Fukuness is all well and good, but this song and prance happened last year at this time, too.  I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

Keep up the good work, PAL.

Are you saying you'll be equally impressed with a .600 slugging percentage and a .780 OPS? Let's say he cools off and puts up a .360 OBP. Then he'd need to slug a meager .420 to put up a .780 OPS. Would that impress you? I don't understand these IAN benchmarks of success at all.
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