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Andre Dawson's Creek

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #180 on: November 14, 2008, 10:17:59 AM »
Quote from: Jon on November 14, 2008, 10:16:14 AM
Quote from: TJ on November 13, 2008, 02:49:36 PM
He was fragile. But there were few players that I rooted for more than him.



Godspeed, Kerry Wood.

This.

This is what happens when you elect a black, socialist president....
Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #181 on: November 14, 2008, 10:19:24 AM »
Quote from: IrishYeti on November 14, 2008, 10:15:24 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on November 14, 2008, 10:02:01 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 14, 2008, 08:06:22 AM
Quote from: smg on November 13, 2008, 11:22:37 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on November 13, 2008, 10:47:57 PM
Quote from: smg on November 13, 2008, 09:14:02 PM
Quote from: 5laky on November 13, 2008, 08:00:40 PM
Quote from: smg on November 13, 2008, 07:20:28 PM
I do not approve.

So now that Prior and Wood are gone, do you have to find a new team?

I was never into Prior.

I don't need a new team; I might, however, have to get Extra Innings again, which I was perhaps planning to skip.

Sounds to me like you already have your checkbook out.

(People still use checks, right?)

People who pay by check in stores deserve to get caught in horrible traffic jams while being stuck behind 18-wheelers that totally block their view of what might be happening on their way home from using such inconsiderate instruments of payment.  Especially the ones who actually do the math in their check register at the store.*



*I say this even though my PC isn't working, and I can't access my electronic check register in Quicken until I get a copy of Windows to install on my Mac.  I would never go back to writing checks.  So 20th century. 

hi

SMG... I think Chad here has a few questions for you on the finer points of anatomy.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the MEAT CURTAIN....


*I'm sorry. Did I cross a line there?

Pretty sure you did, you fabulous closet case.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #182 on: November 14, 2008, 10:33:45 AM »
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on November 14, 2008, 10:17:59 AM
Quote from: Jon on November 14, 2008, 10:16:14 AM
Quote from: TJ on November 13, 2008, 02:49:36 PM
He was fragile. But there were few players that I rooted for more than him.



Godspeed, Kerry Wood.

This.

This is what happens when you elect a black, socialist president....

This.

smg

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #183 on: November 14, 2008, 03:17:56 PM »
Kerry would have "done anything", including taking a one-year deal, in order to stay.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #184 on: November 14, 2008, 03:20:20 PM »
Quote from: smg on November 14, 2008, 03:17:56 PM
Kerry would have "done anything", including taking a one-year deal, in order to stay.

Goddammit.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #185 on: November 14, 2008, 03:20:28 PM »
Quote from: smg on November 14, 2008, 03:17:56 PM
Kerry would have "done anything", including taking a one-year deal, in order to stay.

If that's true then Hendry really is an idiot.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #186 on: November 14, 2008, 03:21:38 PM »
Quote from: 5laky on November 14, 2008, 03:20:20 PM
Quote from: smg on November 14, 2008, 03:17:56 PM
Kerry would have "done anything", including taking a one-year deal, in order to stay.

Goddammit.

I just typed the exact same response and was about to post.

As Lone Star said Fuck Hendry with a rusty fucking chainsaw.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #187 on: November 14, 2008, 03:22:28 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on November 14, 2008, 03:20:28 PM
Quote from: smg on November 14, 2008, 03:17:56 PM
Kerry would have "done anything", including taking a one-year deal, in order to stay.

If that's true then Hendry really is an idiot.

Yes, that makes it far more frustrating.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #188 on: November 14, 2008, 03:26:26 PM »
ANGRY
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #189 on: November 14, 2008, 03:27:36 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on November 14, 2008, 03:21:38 PM
Quote from: 5laky on November 14, 2008, 03:20:20 PM
Quote from: smg on November 14, 2008, 03:17:56 PM
Kerry would have "done anything", including taking a one-year deal, in order to stay.

Goddammit.

I just typed the exact same response and was about to post.

As Lone Star said Fuck Hendry with a rusty fucking chainsaw.

What. the. fuck.

(A) Re-sign Wood to a one year deal. Profit.

(B) Tell Wood to get bent. Trade one of your best prospects for a pretty good reliever who's worse than Wood.

Great decision, fatso.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #190 on: November 14, 2008, 03:28:02 PM »
If this is true, then consider me a little bitch.
FIRE EVERYBODY!

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #191 on: November 14, 2008, 03:30:51 PM »
Quote from: Mike D on November 14, 2008, 03:28:02 PM
If this is true, then continue to consider me a little bitch.

Done'd
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #192 on: November 14, 2008, 03:31:11 PM »
Quote from: RV on November 14, 2008, 03:27:36 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on November 14, 2008, 03:21:38 PM
Quote from: 5laky on November 14, 2008, 03:20:20 PM
Quote from: smg on November 14, 2008, 03:17:56 PM
Kerry would have "done anything", including taking a one-year deal, in order to stay.

Goddammit.

I just typed the exact same response and was about to post.

As Lone Star said Fuck Hendry with a rusty fucking chainsaw.

What. the. fuck.

(A) Re-sign Wood to a one year deal. Profit.

(B) Tell Wood to get bent. Trade one of your best prospects for a pretty good reliever who's worse than Wood.

Great decision, fatso.

I don't understand why Jumbo wouldn't go with a one year deal if Wood was open to it. Hendry's an idiot.

Mike Douche

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #193 on: November 14, 2008, 03:35:17 PM »
Hopefully Kerm will be able to go to this year's BLOGGER'S LUNCHEON so he can find out from Hendry how much of this is true.
FIRE EVERYBODY!

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #194 on: November 14, 2008, 03:39:31 PM »
AFOOT!!!!!!!!!!
THERE ARE TOO MANY MEN ON THE FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!