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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #255 on: June 19, 2009, 08:53:11 PM »
Kerry always had a flair for the dramatic.  I liked how he sold it by swearing and snapping his glove at the new ball Shoppach threw to him.  That'll keep the Tribe from knowing he grooved that one to Derrek.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #256 on: June 20, 2009, 09:28:27 AM »
Quote from: Andy on June 19, 2009, 08:53:11 PM
Kerry always had a flair for the dramatic.  I liked how he sold it by swearing and snapping his glove at the new ball Shoppach threw to him.  That'll keep the Tribe from knowing he grooved that one to Derrek.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #257 on: June 20, 2009, 04:33:29 PM »
Thanks again Kerry!

He should know better than to pitch to rising star Andy White.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #258 on: June 20, 2009, 04:35:37 PM »
I'll be sad to see Kerry leave Chicago...
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #259 on: March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM »
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #260 on: March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #261 on: March 10, 2010, 10:18:20 AM »
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I'm down with bringing Kerry back to the Cubs.  I don't care how much it costs.  Or how high his ERAQUWABA( . )( . ) was last year.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #262 on: March 10, 2010, 10:19:03 AM »
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #263 on: March 10, 2010, 10:19:42 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 10, 2010, 10:18:20 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I'm down with bringing Kerry back to the Cubs.  I don't care how much it costs.  Or how high his ERAQUWABA( . )( . ) was last year.

Yep, that.
I love Kerry and I don't care.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #264 on: March 10, 2010, 10:23:01 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:19:03 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today.

Someone needs to be taken away and sent to ReDesipucation Camp.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #265 on: March 10, 2010, 10:28:33 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:19:03 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

Al wants him back, too.  Must be a good idea then.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #266 on: March 10, 2010, 10:31:03 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 10, 2010, 10:28:33 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:19:03 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

Al wants him back, too.  Must be a good idea then.

Al thought Milton was a bad idea too.
Blind squirrel/nut maybe, but his track record is probably as least as good as yours, Chuck.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #267 on: March 10, 2010, 10:33:52 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:19:03 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #268 on: March 10, 2010, 10:53:25 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 10, 2010, 10:18:20 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I'm down with bringing Kerry back to the Cubs.  I don't care how much it costs.  Or how high his ERAQUWABA( . )( . ) was last year.

Besides that, why would you MAD be surprised that it was Haim who died and not Feldman?  Feldman was the one who had his shit somewhat together according to the Two Coreys show.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #269 on: March 10, 2010, 11:00:52 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on March 10, 2010, 10:53:25 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 10, 2010, 10:18:20 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I'm down with bringing Kerry back to the Cubs.  I don't care how much it costs.  Or how high his ERAQUWABA( . )( . ) was last year.

Besides that, why would you MAD be surprised that it was Haim who died and not Feldman?  Feldman was the one who had his shit somewhat together according to the Two Coreys show.

Um.  What?
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