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Dr. Nguyen Van Falk

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #270 on: March 10, 2010, 11:01:58 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 10, 2010, 11:00:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on March 10, 2010, 10:53:25 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 10, 2010, 10:18:20 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I'm down with bringing Kerry back to the Cubs.  I don't care how much it costs.  Or how high his ERAQUWABA( . )( . ) was last year.

Besides that, why would you MAD be surprised that it was Haim who died and not Feldman?  Feldman was the one who had his shit somewhat together according to the Two Coreys show.

Um.  What?

Even IAN can see that something went wrong with this 'Quote' button.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #271 on: March 10, 2010, 11:11:42 AM »
Quote from: Eli on March 10, 2010, 10:33:52 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:19:03 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #272 on: March 10, 2010, 11:20:20 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 11:11:42 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 10, 2010, 10:33:52 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:19:03 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

I can almost taste Yeti's Desipio butthurtedness these last few days.

Why would anyone trade for Carlos Silva? Isn't Wood a free agent after this year anyway (maybe it was mentioned in Yeti's link, but I refuse to read George Asscastle)?

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #273 on: March 10, 2010, 11:20:55 AM »
Quote from: R-V on March 10, 2010, 11:20:20 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 11:11:42 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 10, 2010, 10:33:52 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:19:03 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

I can almost taste Yeti's Desipio butthurtedness these last few days.

Why would anyone trade for Carlos Silva? Isn't Wood a free agent after this year anyway (maybe it was mentioned in Yeti's link, but I refuse to read George Asscastle)?

How does Yeti's ass taste?
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #274 on: March 10, 2010, 11:21:06 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 11:11:42 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 10, 2010, 10:33:52 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:19:03 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

Both are based on the assumption that the other GM is a complete retard.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #275 on: March 10, 2010, 11:23:31 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on March 10, 2010, 11:20:55 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 10, 2010, 11:20:20 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 11:11:42 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 10, 2010, 10:33:52 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:19:03 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

I can almost taste Yeti's Desipio butthurtedness these last few days.

Why would anyone trade for Carlos Silva? Isn't Wood a free agent after this year anyway (maybe it was mentioned in Yeti's link, but I refuse to read George Asscastle)?

How does Yeti's ass taste?

Like undigested Fritos.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #276 on: March 10, 2010, 11:27:01 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 10, 2010, 11:23:31 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 10, 2010, 11:20:55 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 10, 2010, 11:20:20 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 11:11:42 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 10, 2010, 10:33:52 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:19:03 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

I can almost taste Yeti's Desipio butthurtedness these last few days.

Why would anyone trade for Carlos Silva? Isn't Wood a free agent after this year anyway (maybe it was mentioned in Yeti's link, but I refuse to read George Asscastle)?

How does Yeti's ass taste?

Like undigested Fritos.

So, that would be like regular Fritos then?

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #277 on: March 10, 2010, 11:38:26 AM »
Quote from: CT III on March 10, 2010, 11:27:01 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 10, 2010, 11:23:31 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 10, 2010, 11:20:55 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 10, 2010, 11:20:20 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 11:11:42 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 10, 2010, 10:33:52 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:19:03 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

I can almost taste Yeti's Desipio butthurtedness these last few days.

Why would anyone trade for Carlos Silva? Isn't Wood a free agent after this year anyway (maybe it was mentioned in Yeti's link, but I refuse to read George Asscastle)?

How does Yeti's ass taste?

Like undigested Fritos.

So, that would be like regular Fritos then?

The BBQ kind are the shit.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #278 on: March 10, 2010, 11:57:59 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 10, 2010, 11:38:26 AM
Quote from: CT III on March 10, 2010, 11:27:01 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 10, 2010, 11:23:31 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 10, 2010, 11:20:55 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 10, 2010, 11:20:20 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 11:11:42 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 10, 2010, 10:33:52 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:19:03 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 10:16:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

I can almost taste Yeti's Desipio butthurtedness these last few days.

Why would anyone trade for Carlos Silva? Isn't Wood a free agent after this year anyway (maybe it was mentioned in Yeti's link, but I refuse to read George Asscastle)?

How does Yeti's ass taste?

Like undigested Fritos.

So, that would be like regular Fritos then?

The BBQ kind are the shit.

Chili Cheese trump all.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #279 on: March 10, 2010, 12:18:42 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 11:11:42 AM
Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

Well, they are exactly the same, because neither trade makes any sense.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #280 on: March 10, 2010, 12:24:15 PM »
Quote from: Eli on March 10, 2010, 12:18:42 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 11:11:42 AM
Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

Well, they are exactly the same, because neither trade makes any sense.

"Bad at baseball" for "really good at baseball" is the same as "probably washed up" for "washed up". GOT IT!

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #281 on: March 10, 2010, 12:29:23 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 12:24:15 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 10, 2010, 12:18:42 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2010, 11:11:42 AM
Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

Well, they are exactly the same, because neither trade makes any sense.

"Bad at baseball" for "really good at baseball" is the same as "probably washed up" for "washed up". GOT IT!

Don't be obtuse.

Silva-for-Wood would never happen. That's the whole point. That's it.

Don't drag Kerry's thread into a useless semantic argument over Justin Upton that's totally beside any relevant point.

Fucking let it go, fatso, and go take a jog around the block or something.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #282 on: March 10, 2010, 12:31:51 PM »
Kerry Wood was good.  Let us close this thread with fond memories of his goodness.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #283 on: March 10, 2010, 12:44:49 PM »
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #284 on: March 10, 2010, 06:25:07 PM »
Andre Dawson paid his $1,000 fine for the Joe West incident with style. Dawson wrote ``Donation for the blind`` in the memo section of his personal check.