Desipio Message Board
June 18, 2013, 01:12:22 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: Oct 12 - Oral History: Cubs hire Theo  http://www.desipio.com/?p=3639
 
   Home   Help Search Members Login Register  
Pages: 1 ... 15 16 [17] 18 19 ... 123
  Print  
Author Topic: Pollyellon banned me  (Read 80974 times)
Thrillho
Out of bed and full of beans!
Johnny Evers Fan Club
*****
Posts: 1908


Look out, Itchy, he's Irish!


View Profile
« Reply #240 on: June 17, 2008, 05:25:50 PM »

I don't care what Brenly says, the sunglasses-on-top-of-the-hat look is super cool.
Logged

FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!
Kerm
Resident Ward Lover
Johnny Evers Fan Club
*****
Posts: 1918


Finish him!


View Profile WWW
« Reply #241 on: June 17, 2008, 05:35:14 PM »

I apologize to anyone here who has one of those hats, but I HATE those hats.  They're hideous.

And the guy on the left looks like my thumb.
Logged
powen01
Vuvuzela Spit Cleaner
Fukakke Fan Club
****
Posts: 1520



View Profile
« Reply #242 on: June 17, 2008, 05:37:14 PM »

I apologize to anyone here who has one of those hats, but I HATE those hats.  They're hideous.

And the guy on the left looks like my thumb.

Your thumb has never been with a woman?
Logged
Kerm
Resident Ward Lover
Johnny Evers Fan Club
*****
Posts: 1918


Finish him!


View Profile WWW
« Reply #243 on: June 17, 2008, 05:40:03 PM »

I apologize to anyone here who has one of those hats, but I HATE those hats.  They're hideous.

And the guy on the left looks like my thumb.

Your thumb has never been with a woman?

Every time he gets close, they tell him he's such a great friend.
Logged
Internet Apex
SSM's Resident Octagonacologist
Johnny Evers Fan Club
*****
Posts: 9063


Ape X


View Profile
« Reply #244 on: June 17, 2008, 05:40:50 PM »

Just for kicks I like to hold 'em like a bowling ball. Two in the pink, thumb in the stink.

And those stupid warmup hats look like NASCAR hats. I bet JD has one.



Logged

The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.
Three times a JD
College Basketball Expert
Fukakke Fan Club
****
Posts: 1091


Dang that Superbeetus!


View Profile
« Reply #245 on: June 17, 2008, 06:27:22 PM »

Just for kicks I like to hold 'em like a bowling ball. Two in the pink, thumb in the stink.

And those stupid warmup hats look like NASCAR hats. I bet JD has one.


I do NOT have one of those hats.  Those hats are super-duper ghey.





I have a Juan Pablo Montoya #42 visor with flames on it and a velcro strap in the back.
Logged

Hey, I gotta go where the Blacktion is.
Eli
Johnny Evers Fan Club
*****
Posts: 3710



View Profile WWW
« Reply #246 on: June 17, 2008, 07:27:03 PM »

Just for kicks I like to hold 'em like a bowling ball. Two in the pink, thumb in the stink.

And those stupid warmup hats look like NASCAR hats. I bet JD has one.


I do NOT have one of those hats.  Those hats are super-duper ghey.





I have a Juan Pablo Montoya #42 visor with flames on it and a velcro strap in the back.

Are you coming to the race again this fall at the Kansas Speedway?  I know a girl who knows a guy who could get you passes to give Juan Pablo a sweaty hug.
Logged
Three times a JD
College Basketball Expert
Fukakke Fan Club
****
Posts: 1091


Dang that Superbeetus!


View Profile
« Reply #247 on: June 17, 2008, 07:50:12 PM »



Are you coming to the race again this fall at the Kansas Speedway?  I know a girl who knows a guy who could get you passes to give Juan Pablo a sweaty hug.

Poss. JO? 


I'm not sure if I'll be going this year.  I hope so.  It was a whole lot better than I expected.  Of course, I expected it to be about as much fun as watching paint dry.  It's a heckuva drive, though.
Logged

Hey, I gotta go where the Blacktion is.
TDubbs
TJG's 5th best writer
Johnny Evers Fan Club
*****
Posts: 1908


Hey Boz .. Bo don't know no justice.


View Profile
« Reply #248 on: June 17, 2008, 08:28:08 PM »



Are you coming to the race again this fall at the Kansas Speedway?  I know a girl who knows a guy who could get you passes to give Juan Pablo a sweaty hug.

Poss. JO? 


I'm not sure if I'll be going this year.  I hope so.  It was a whole lot better than I expected.  Of course, I expected it to be about as much fun as watching paint dry.  It's a heckuva drive, though.

Do the Spaniards pronounce it different?

Hey-o?
Logged

THERE ARE TOO MANY MEN ON THE FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
powen01
Vuvuzela Spit Cleaner
Fukakke Fan Club
****
Posts: 1520



View Profile
« Reply #249 on: June 17, 2008, 08:45:35 PM »



Are you coming to the race again this fall at the Kansas Speedway?  I know a girl who knows a guy who could get you passes to give Juan Pablo a sweaty hug.

Poss. JO? 


I'm not sure if I'll be going this year.  I hope so.  It was a whole lot better than I expected.  Of course, I expected it to be about as much fun as watching paint dry.  It's a heckuva drive, though.

Do the Spaniards pronounce it different?

Hey-o?

Si-o.
Logged
Pre
Hank White Fan Club
***
Posts: 970


View Profile
« Reply #250 on: June 18, 2008, 12:13:32 AM »

I apologize to anyone here who has one of those hats, but I HATE those hats.  They're hideous.

Fuck that, no need to apologize here.  That's a gomo* hat.


*abbreviation for homo gay not to be confused with lame gay.
Logged
morpheus
Johnny Evers Fan Club
*****
Posts: 2421


Sad.


View Profile
« Reply #251 on: June 18, 2008, 07:53:00 AM »



Are you coming to the race again this fall at the Kansas Speedway?  I know a girl who knows a guy who could get you passes to give Juan Pablo a sweaty hug.

Poss. JO


I'm not sure if I'll be going this year.  I hope so.  It was a whole lot better than I expected.  Of course, I expected it to be about as much fun as watching paint dry.  It's a heckuva drive, though.

That's Poss. HJE.
Logged

I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.
Mike Douche
Johnny Evers Fan Club
*****
Posts: 1908


Stewpex


View Profile WWW
« Reply #252 on: June 18, 2008, 08:36:49 AM »

Gotta love a guy who takes baseball so damn seriously that he's willing to wear a shirt advertising his stance on Barry Bonds' homerun record..

And by "Gotta love" I mean "Wanna kick in the nuts".
Logged

FIRE EVERYBODY!
PTanner
Desipio Social Director
Johnny Evers Fan Club
*****
Posts: 1909


Game on, Ogdens.


View Profile WWW
« Reply #253 on: June 18, 2008, 08:58:16 AM »

Gotta love a guy who takes baseball so damn seriously that he's willing to wear a shirt advertising his stance on Barry Bonds' homerun record..

And by "Gotta love" I mean "Wanna kick in the nuts".

Betcha he gets a lotta tail with that bad-boy.
Logged

Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.
butthead
Johnny Evers Fan Club
*****
Posts: 1908


1985 All-Madden team, ogdens


View Profile WWW
« Reply #254 on: June 18, 2008, 10:07:48 AM »

Shouldn't the shirt have the number Barroid hit with an asterisk next to it instead?
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 15 16 [17] 18 19 ... 123
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.16 | SMF © 2011, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!