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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #1621 on: June 10, 2012, 10:08:10 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 27, 2012, 03:53:26 PM
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I suddenly wonder if someone could get a rise out of him by fervently advocating for shelf toilets at Wrigley.

On the rare occasions that I get to go to Wrigley, I have avoided the mens' rooms since the day I saw a guy peeing into the sink.

My bad.

But have you never peed in a sink before? It's the third or fourth best place to pee.

I failed to note in a timely fashion that I saved a litter of abandoned kittens by, in part, peeing in the sink. Two sinks, actually, but don't tell the neighbors.
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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #1622 on: June 11, 2012, 08:29:41 AM »
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #1623 on: June 11, 2012, 11:52:57 AM »
I, for one, would enjoy the many gorgeous photos of the Wrigley Field roof.
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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #1624 on: June 25, 2012, 06:23:02 AM »
Bumped for Al stealing the bit from...Chuck?

Seriously.  I'd have an easier time getting out of bed every morning and going to my trial if I was Jerry Sandusky than if I had actually been caught stealing a Cubs-related joke from Chuck.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #1625 on: June 25, 2012, 06:42:19 AM »
DPD--I know many people get turned off by references to that Shithole of Despair, but the thread of comments pertaining to the BANNING is chock-full of unironic GOLD.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #1626 on: June 25, 2012, 08:28:12 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 25, 2012, 06:42:19 AM
DPD--I know many people get turned off by references to that Shithole of Despair, but the thread of comments pertaining to the BANNING is chock-full of unironic GOLD.

This is gold:


Validated by Thrillho - Vicinity WG543441 on or about 102345AUG08

I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #1627 on: June 25, 2012, 08:28:46 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 25, 2012, 06:42:19 AM
DPD--I know many people get turned off by references to that Shithole of Despair, but the thread of comments pertaining to the BANNING is chock-full of unironic GOLD.

"Hey you forgot to tell me that you don't see me around here enough to share my opinion." 

I thought that was pretty funny stuff. 

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #1628 on: June 25, 2012, 08:35:25 AM »
Quote from: powen01 on June 25, 2012, 08:28:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 25, 2012, 06:42:19 AM
DPD--I know many people get turned off by references to that Shithole of Despair, but the thread of comments pertaining to the BANNING is chock-full of unironic GOLD.

"Hey you forgot to tell me that you don't see me around here enough to share my opinion." 

I thought that was pretty funny stuff. 

His basis for BANNING is so arbitrary it's hilarious.  Like, people who you might expect to be banned for daring to poke fun at Al but aren't.  His blanket prohibition on ivychat ("that site") is awesome, especially considering that Chuck walked away from it last Fall.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #1629 on: June 25, 2012, 08:42:02 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 25, 2012, 08:35:25 AM
Quote from: powen01 on June 25, 2012, 08:28:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 25, 2012, 06:42:19 AM
DPD--I know many people get turned off by references to that Shithole of Despair, but the thread of comments pertaining to the BANNING is chock-full of unironic GOLD.

"Hey you forgot to tell me that you don't see me around here enough to share my opinion." 

I thought that was pretty funny stuff. 

His basis for BANNING is so arbitrary it's hilarious.  Like, people who you might expect to be banned for daring to poke fun at Al but aren't.  His blanket prohibition on ivychat ("that site") is awesome, especially considering that Chuck walked away from it last Fall.

And this is what got it started.  Hard to believe that I wasn't snarky.


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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #1630 on: June 25, 2012, 08:47:15 AM »
Validated by Thrillho - Vicinity WG543441 on or about 102345AUG08

I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #1631 on: June 25, 2012, 08:53:48 AM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 25, 2012, 08:47:15 AM
He had seen it before.

So his only defense now is that he has dementia?

Looks like he's really got a lot in common with Phil Rogers.
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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #1633 on: June 25, 2012, 09:09:31 AM »
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #1634 on: June 25, 2012, 09:36:14 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 25, 2012, 09:09:31 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 25, 2012, 08:58:49 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 25, 2012, 08:47:15 AM
He had seen it before.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Please, please, please let this get posted over there.

I usually give less than two shits what happens on that site. Even when you guys post Al's greatest butthurt, I end up thinking he's kind of a lightweight and get bored. But this is fantastic. Please blow this man up like the Death Star and send me a postcard.
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