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« Reply #45 on: June 16, 2008, 08:03:16 PM »
QPD, but if you go to the IMDB page for this movie and check out the boards, the apologists are out in full force.

To summarize:

"You're too young to get this movie."

"This movie was too deep for the general audience."

"This movie was intended to be a B-movie."

Enjoy...
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« Reply #46 on: June 16, 2008, 08:25:17 PM »
Good lord, that review was masterful.
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« Reply #47 on: June 17, 2008, 03:07:26 AM »
Can we call it THE CRAPPENING?  Or has that already been thought up?  If not, you heard it from me first!
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« Reply #48 on: June 17, 2008, 11:25:24 AM »
Best B Movie Ever.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/17/mnight.shyamalan/index.html
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« Reply #49 on: June 17, 2008, 01:16:56 PM »
Quote from: BH on June 17, 2008, 11:25:24 AM
Best B Movie Ever.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/17/mnight.shyamalan/index.html

Oh, I see.  We're all just too dumb to realize that his movie was SUPPOSED to suck.
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« Reply #50 on: June 17, 2008, 02:34:58 PM »
Does B stand for "bowel movement"?
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Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.
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« Reply #51 on: June 17, 2008, 11:11:42 PM »
Quote from: Jon on June 16, 2008, 08:25:17 PM
Good lord, that review was masterful.

Seconded.

Can we get a floor vote?
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« Reply #52 on: June 17, 2008, 11:14:13 PM »
Quote from: Thrillho on June 17, 2008, 11:11:42 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 16, 2008, 08:25:17 PM
Good lord, that review was masterful.

Seconded.

Can we get a floor vote?

aye
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« Reply #53 on: June 18, 2008, 12:20:26 AM »
Quote from: Thrillho on June 17, 2008, 11:11:42 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 16, 2008, 08:25:17 PM
Good lord, that review was masterful.

Seconded.

Can we get a floor vote?

Now I think I need to go see this, and I will provide a review of Shit's sister film, The Crappening.
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« Reply #54 on: June 18, 2008, 09:31:41 AM »
Quote from: thehawk on June 17, 2008, 11:14:13 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 17, 2008, 11:11:42 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 16, 2008, 08:25:17 PM
Good lord, that review was masterful.

Seconded.

Can we get a floor vote?

aye

Present.
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« Reply #55 on: June 18, 2008, 09:38:35 AM »
Quote from: Weebs on June 18, 2008, 12:20:26 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 17, 2008, 11:11:42 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 16, 2008, 08:25:17 PM
Good lord, that review was masterful.

Seconded.

Can we get a floor vote?

Now I think I need to go see this, and I will provide a review of Shit's sister film, The Crappening.

I feel like that review was so thorough, Gil took me from not wanting to see it, to desperately wanting to see it, to sparing me the agony of going to see it.  Thanks, Gil.
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« Reply #56 on: June 18, 2008, 12:04:32 PM »
Quote from: CT II on June 18, 2008, 09:31:41 AM
Quote from: thehawk on June 17, 2008, 11:14:13 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 17, 2008, 11:11:42 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 16, 2008, 08:25:17 PM
Good lord, that review was masterful.

Seconded.

Can we get a floor vote?

aye

Present.

Harumph.
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« Reply #57 on: December 21, 2008, 10:49:58 PM »
There was no way that this movie wasn't made as a joke.  Marky Mark is a fairly decent actor, I think, but he was blatantly saying his lines like a tard.  It was weird.
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« Reply #58 on: December 21, 2008, 11:43:32 PM »
Quote from: TDubbs on December 21, 2008, 10:49:58 PM
Marky Mark is a fairly decent actor, I think, but he was blatantly saying his lines like a tard.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/37753/saturday-night-live-mark-wahlberg-talks-to-animals

Hey, chicken. How's it hangin'? A lot of people wanna eat you, but I just wanna talk to you, okay? We should do a film together, whaddya think? Hey, chicken, I'm not joking around, okay? This is the real thing, I mean this could be huge! All right, well, think about it. Say "hi" to your mother for me, alright? Now I'm gonna talk to a goat.
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« Reply #59 on: December 22, 2008, 11:00:21 AM »
Quote from: TDubbs on December 21, 2008, 10:49:58 PM
There was no way that this movie wasn't made as a joke.  Marky Mark is a fairly decent actor, I think, but he was blatantly saying his lines like a tard.  It was weird.

You watched it without me?  You bastard.
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