Sarah Spain is...oh, who cares.

[Kerm]

Is the arrival of Andy the most seamless character addition in the history of sitcom television forevar?

I say yes.

Not only the addition, but then the reinvention of his character after his anger management.  I like the new Andy.  I like him very much.

Has a chracter even been as thoroughly cuckoled (cuckolded?) on a  sitcom before like Andy?

I say no.

I'm not sure, but I always suspected that Carol Brady was a dirty whore.

[Mike Douche]

Is the arrival of Andy the most seamless character addition in the history of sitcom television forevar?

I say yes.

Not only the addition, but then the reinvention of his character after his anger management.  I like the new Andy.  I like him very much.

Has a chracter even been as thoroughly cuckoled (cuckolded?) on a  sitcom before like Andy?

I say no.

I'm not sure, but I always suspected that Carol Brady was a dirty whore.

Can you blame her?  I mean, her husband was a big ole' queer.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

Is the arrival of Andy the most seamless character addition in the history of sitcom television forevar?

I say yes.

Not only the addition, but then the reinvention of his character after his anger management.  I like the new Andy.  I like him very much.

Has a chracter even been as thoroughly cuckoled (cuckolded?) on a  sitcom before like Andy?

I say no.

I'm not sure, but I always suspected that Carol Brady was a dirty whore.

Can you blame here?  I mean, her husband was a big ole' queer.

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha is coming out with a new tell all.  Even the other cast members don't know what's in it.  But man....I'd like to sit in the room with Greg Brady and Keith Partridge and listen to the stories....

[Taylor2]

Is the arrival of Andy the most seamless character addition in the history of sitcom television forevar?

I say yes.

Not only the addition, but then the reinvention of his character after his anger management.  I like the new Andy.  I like him very much.

Has a chracter even been as thoroughly cuckoled (cuckolded?) on a  sitcom before like Andy?

I say no.

I'm not sure, but I always suspected that Carol Brady was a dirty whore.

Can you blame here?  I mean, her husband was a big ole' queer.

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha is coming out with a new tell all.  Even the other cast members don't know what's in it.  But man....I'd like to sit in the room with Greg Brady and Keith Partridge and listen to the stories....

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0061490148/ref=s9subs_c4_14_at1-rfc_p-frt_g1-3215_g1-3102_p?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=088S77CESGG74Q2D044E&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=436516001&pf_rd_i=507846

But The Brady Bunch was only the beginning. Haunted by the perfection of her television alter ego, Maureen landed on the dark side, caught up in a fast-paced, drug-fueled, star-studded Hollywood existence that ultimately led to the biggest battle of her life.

Moving from drug dens on Wonderland Avenue to wild parties at the Playboy mansion and exotic escapades on the beaches of Hawaii, this candid, hard-hitting memoir exposes a side of a beloved pop-culture icon the paparazzi missed. Yet it is also a story of remarkable success. After kicking her drug habit, Maureen battled depression, reconnected with her mother, whom she nursed through the end of her life, and then found herself in a pitched battle for her family in which she ultimately triumphed.

[Thrillho]

Is the arrival of Andy the most seamless character addition in the history of sitcom television forevar?

I say yes.

Not only the addition, but then the reinvention of his character after his anger management.  I like the new Andy.  I like him very much.

Has a chracter even been as thoroughly cuckoled (cuckolded?) on a  sitcom before like Andy?

I say no.

Cuckolded.

And you know it's bad when Silvio snaps on you...

[The Uncouth Sloth]

Is the arrival of Andy the most seamless character addition in the history of sitcom television forevar?

I say yes.

Not only the addition, but then the reinvention of his character after his anger management.  I like the new Andy.  I like him very much.

Has a chracter even been as thoroughly cuckoled (cuckolded?) on a  sitcom before like Andy?

I say no.

I'm not sure, but I always suspected that Carol Brady was a dirty whore.

Can you blame here?  I mean, her husband was a big ole' queer.

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha is coming out with a new tell all.  Even the other cast members don't know what's in it.  But man....I'd like to sit in the room with Greg Brady and Keith Partridge and listen to the stories....

Marsha Brady, trading sex for drugs.  Why oh why couldn't I have had some drugs back then??

[Joe]

To paraphrase my original post, here's another 3 minutes and 41 seconds of your life you won't get back:

http://www.mouthpiecesports.com/media/17741

[Gil Gunderson]

To paraphrase my original post, here's another 3 minutes and 41 seconds of your life you won't get back:

http://www.mouthpiecesports.com/media/17741

MouthpieceSports.com?

[Dave B]

I'd like to see her cans, though

Got Bears tickets?

No, but he does have tickets to a gun show.

Also acceptable...

"Anyone got the number to a good vet? Because these pythons are SICK!!!"

We've been using that line and these others to make fun of the Arm Brothers, two guys who do nothing but bicep curls all day and do karaoke at the local bar:

"Anybody know a good seamstress? Because I'm ripped."

"Anybody got any band-aids? 'Cause I'm CUT!"

They hate us.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

To paraphrase my original post, here's another 3 minutes and 41 seconds of your life you won't get back:

http://www.mouthpiecesports.com/media/17741

MouthpieceSports.com?

Eh...  I'd stick my piece in her mouth.

[Fork]

I'd like to see her cans, though

Got Bears tickets?

No, but he does have tickets to a gun show.

Also acceptable...

"Anyone got the number to a good vet? Because these pythons are SICK!!!"

We've been using that line and these others to make fun of the Arm Brothers, two guys who do nothing but bicep curls all day and do karaoke at the local bar:

"Anybody know a good seamstress? Because I'm ripped."

"Anybody got any band-aids? 'Cause I'm CUT!"

They hate us.

Anybody got the number to a plumber? Because these pipes are about to BURST!!!

[Gil Gunderson]

I'd like to see her cans, though

Got Bears tickets?

No, but he does have tickets to a gun show.

Also acceptable...

"Anyone got the number to a good vet? Because these pythons are SICK!!!"

We've been using that line and these others to make fun of the Arm Brothers, two guys who do nothing but bicep curls all day and do karaoke at the local bar:

"Anybody know a good seamstress? Because I'm ripped."

"Anybody got any band-aids? 'Cause I'm CUT!"

They hate us.

Anybody got the number to a plumber? Because these pipes are about to BURST!!!

But Joe the Plumber is in Israel...

[Fork]

I'd like to see her cans, though

Got Bears tickets?

No, but he does have tickets to a gun show.

Also acceptable...

"Anyone got the number to a good vet? Because these pythons are SICK!!!"

We've been using that line and these others to make fun of the Arm Brothers, two guys who do nothing but bicep curls all day and do karaoke at the local bar:

"Anybody know a good seamstress? Because I'm ripped."

"Anybody got any band-aids? 'Cause I'm CUT!"

They hate us.

Anybody got the number to a plumber? Because these pipes are about to BURST!!!

But Joe the Plumber is in Israel...

His name's not Joe, and he's not a plumber, but whatever...

[Tank]

I'd like to see her cans, though

Got Bears tickets?

No, but he does have tickets to a gun show.

Also acceptable...

"Anyone got the number to a good vet? Because these pythons are SICK!!!"

We've been using that line and these others to make fun of the Arm Brothers, two guys who do nothing but bicep curls all day and do karaoke at the local bar:

"Anybody know a good seamstress? Because I'm ripped."

"Anybody got any band-aids? 'Cause I'm CUT!"

They hate us.

Anybody got the number to a plumber? Because these pipes are about to BURST!!!

But Joe the Plumber is in Israel...

His name's not Joe, and he's not a plumber, but whatever...

He is in Israel, though...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJYCxj8KXjQ

I don't think journalists should be anywhere allowed war. I mean, you guys report where our troops are at. You report what's happening day to day. You make a big deal out of it. I think it's asinine. You know, I liked back in World War I and World War II when you'd go to the theater and you'd see your troops on, you know, the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for them. Now everyone's got an opinion and wants to downer—and down soldiers. You know, American soldiers or Israeli soldiers. I think media should be abolished from, you know, reporting. You know, war is hell and if you're gonna sit there and say, "well, look at this atrocity," well you don't know the whole story behind it half the time. So I think the media should have no business in it.

[Gil Gunderson]

I'd like to see her cans, though

Got Bears tickets?

No, but he does have tickets to a gun show.

Also acceptable...

"Anyone got the number to a good vet? Because these pythons are SICK!!!"

We've been using that line and these others to make fun of the Arm Brothers, two guys who do nothing but bicep curls all day and do karaoke at the local bar:

"Anybody know a good seamstress? Because I'm ripped."

"Anybody got any band-aids? 'Cause I'm CUT!"

They hate us.

Anybody got the number to a plumber? Because these pipes are about to BURST!!!

But Joe the Plumber is in Israel...

His name's not Joe, and he's not a plumber, but whatever...

He is in Israel, though...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJYCxj8KXjQ

I don't think journalists should be anywhere allowed war. I mean, you guys report where our troops are at. You report what's happening day to day. You make a big deal out of it. I think it's asinine. You know, I liked back in World War I and World War II when you'd go to the theater and you'd see your troops on, you know, the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for them. Now everyone's got an opinion and wants to downer—and down soldiers. You know, American soldiers or Israeli soldiers. I think media should be abolished from, you know, reporting. You know, war is hell and if you're gonna sit there and say, "well, look at this atrocity," well you don't know the whole story behind it half the time. So I think the media should have no business in it.

I liked that and his whole "my faith as a Christian will protect me" line.  Can he die?