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Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Th
« Reply #810 on: February 27, 2009, 04:38:01 PM »
Let's see if I can MikeC this one:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/02/john-bolton-cpac-benefits-nuking-chicago

The neocons want to nuke Chicago! We're fucked!

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Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Th
« Reply #811 on: February 27, 2009, 04:44:34 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on February 27, 2009, 04:38:01 PM
Let's see if I can MikeC this one:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/02/john-bolton-cpac-benefits-nuking-chicago

The neocons want to nuke Chicago! We're fucked!

[MikeC] This is all Obama's fault for being a socialist, Iranian loving Muslim who isn't even eligible for the Presidency.  It's his fault we had to blow ourselves up.[/MikeC]
Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

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Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Th
« Reply #812 on: February 27, 2009, 04:56:36 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on February 27, 2009, 04:38:01 PM
Let's see if I can MikeC this one:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/02/john-bolton-cpac-benefits-nuking-chicago

The neocons want to nuke Chicago! We're fucked!

Needs more words.

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Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Quote from: Slakee on February 27, 2009, 05:26:03 PM
Quote from: Jon on February 27, 2009, 05:24:27 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 27, 2009, 04:56:36 PM
Quote from: Slakee on February 27, 2009, 04:38:01 PM
Let's see if I can MikeC this one:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/02/john-bolton-cpac-benefits-nuking-chicago

The neocons want to nuke Chicago! We're fucked!

Needs more words.

Too coherent.

Tell ya the truth, I'm glad I failed.

I will say Jonathan Stein came close on this one though...

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Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Th
« Reply #816 on: February 27, 2009, 05:37:56 PM »
[I shouted this aloud while carving these words into a bathroom stall at P.F. Chang's]

"IN ACTUALITY ONLY A LIBRUL COMSYMP LIKE ADOLF HUSSEIN OBAMUSSOLINI WOULD THINK THAT COHERENCY IS MORE IMPORTNAT THAN PROVING YOUR RIGHT BY POSTING A QUOTE BY A MYSTERY BLOG AND LETTING OTHERS FIGURE IT OUT BECUASE ANYONE WITHOUT NANCY PELAWFUL'S WANG JAMMED IN THEY'RE SINUSES WOULD REALIZE THAT OH MY GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT ARM BUT I WILL NOT STOP UNITL I PROVE YOU ALL WRONG! THERE! MY HEART HAS STARTED BEATING AGAIN, NO THANKS TO OUR SO-CALLED "AMERICAN" PRESIDENT B. HUSSEIN OBHITLER AND HIS ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE GUMMINT TAKE AWAY OUR DOCTORS. SO NOW I AM HITTING CTRL-V! THEN HIGHLIGHTING AND MAKING IT A QUOTE!
QuoteOur mission at Hot Air is to:

    * Expose new viewers to the revolutionary world of videoblogging, animation, and Internet broadcasting;
    * Recruit dynamic, enterprising people with creative skills from across the country to help us challenge (and CONQUER!) the dinosaur broadcast media outlets;
    * Laugh. Report. Laugh. Entertain. Laugh. Inform. Laugh. Make money. Did we say laugh?

So, tune in. Turn on. And drop us a tip or two or three. We're here to fight hot air with Hot Air. Fill 'er up.

SO PUT THAT IN YOU'RE HAT AND SMOKE IT! BUT I BET YOU NEVER READ IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE IN THE NEXT STALL DOING! KEEP IT DOWN! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF YELL!!!!! I JUST HIT SPELL CHECK BY MISTAKE! I IGNORE THAT! HIT POST!! GO TO BED ANGRY AND WAKE UP REFRESHED!"
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

"I'm just saying, penis aside, that broad had a tight fuckable body in that movie. Sans penis of course.." - A peek into *IAN's psyche

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Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Th
« Reply #818 on: February 27, 2009, 07:05:46 PM »
Quote from: Jon on February 27, 2009, 05:24:27 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 27, 2009, 04:56:36 PM
Quote from: Slakee on February 27, 2009, 04:38:01 PM
Let's see if I can MikeC this one:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/02/john-bolton-cpac-benefits-nuking-chicago

The neocons want to nuke Chicago! We're fucked!

Needs more words.

Too coherent.

Too many complete sentences.  Not enough run-on sentences.  Verbs are too consistent with the object of the sentence.  Please, get some misspelled words in there.
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Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Th
« Reply #819 on: February 27, 2009, 07:38:54 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on February 27, 2009, 07:05:46 PM
Quote from: Jon on February 27, 2009, 05:24:27 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 27, 2009, 04:56:36 PM
Quote from: Slakee on February 27, 2009, 04:38:01 PM
Let's see if I can MikeC this one:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/02/john-bolton-cpac-benefits-nuking-chicago

The neocons want to nuke Chicago! We're fucked!

Needs more words.

Too coherent.

Too many complete sentences.  Not enough run-on sentences.  Verbs are too consistent with the object of the sentence.  Please, get some misspelled words in there.

Please mention man on man fellatio as well; that's a MikeC trademark.

Period.  Period, motherfuckers.

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Quote from: Jon on February 27, 2009, 05:37:56 PM
[I shouted this aloud while carving these words into a bathroom stall at P.F. Chang's]

"IN ACTUALITY ONLY A LIBRUL COMSYMP LIKE ADOLF HUSSEIN OBAMUSSOLINI WOULD THINK THAT COHERENCY IS MORE IMPORTNAT THAN PROVING YOUR RIGHT BY POSTING A QUOTE BY A MYSTERY BLOG AND LETTING OTHERS FIGURE IT OUT BECUASE ANYONE WITHOUT NANCY PELAWFUL'S WANG JAMMED IN THEY'RE SINUSES WOULD REALIZE THAT OH MY GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT ARM BUT I WILL NOT STOP UNITL I PROVE YOU ALL WRONG! THERE! MY HEART HAS STARTED BEATING AGAIN, NO THANKS TO OUR SO-CALLED "AMERICAN" PRESIDENT B. HUSSEIN OBHITLER AND HIS ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE GUMMINT TAKE AWAY OUR DOCTORS. SO NOW I AM HITTING CTRL-V! THEN HIGHLIGHTING AND MAKING IT A QUOTE!
QuoteOur mission at Hot Air is to:

    * Expose new viewers to the revolutionary world of videoblogging, animation, and Internet broadcasting;
    * Recruit dynamic, enterprising people with creative skills from across the country to help us challenge (and CONQUER!) the dinosaur broadcast media outlets;
    * Laugh. Report. Laugh. Entertain. Laugh. Inform. Laugh. Make money. Did we say laugh?

So, tune in. Turn on. And drop us a tip or two or three. We're here to fight hot air with Hot Air. Fill 'er up.

SO PUT THAT IN YOU'RE HAT AND SMOKE IT! BUT I BET YOU NEVER READ IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE IN THE NEXT STALL DOING! KEEP IT DOWN! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF YELL!!!!! I JUST HIT SPELL CHECK BY MISTAKE! I IGNORE THAT! HIT POST!! GO TO BED ANGRY AND WAKE UP REFRESHED!"

Fucking brilliant.
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Quote from: Tonker on March 03, 2009, 02:56:16 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 27, 2009, 05:37:56 PM
[I shouted this aloud while carving these words into a bathroom stall at P.F. Chang's]

"IN ACTUALITY ONLY A LIBRUL COMSYMP LIKE ADOLF HUSSEIN OBAMUSSOLINI WOULD THINK THAT COHERENCY IS MORE IMPORTNAT THAN PROVING YOUR RIGHT BY POSTING A QUOTE BY A MYSTERY BLOG AND LETTING OTHERS FIGURE IT OUT BECUASE ANYONE WITHOUT NANCY PELAWFUL'S WANG JAMMED IN THEY'RE SINUSES WOULD REALIZE THAT OH MY GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT ARM BUT I WILL NOT STOP UNITL I PROVE YOU ALL WRONG! THERE! MY HEART HAS STARTED BEATING AGAIN, NO THANKS TO OUR SO-CALLED "AMERICAN" PRESIDENT B. HUSSEIN OBHITLER AND HIS ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE GUMMINT TAKE AWAY OUR DOCTORS. SO NOW I AM HITTING CTRL-V! THEN HIGHLIGHTING AND MAKING IT A QUOTE!
QuoteOur mission at Hot Air is to:

    * Expose new viewers to the revolutionary world of videoblogging, animation, and Internet broadcasting;
    * Recruit dynamic, enterprising people with creative skills from across the country to help us challenge (and CONQUER!) the dinosaur broadcast media outlets;
    * Laugh. Report. Laugh. Entertain. Laugh. Inform. Laugh. Make money. Did we say laugh?

So, tune in. Turn on. And drop us a tip or two or three. We're here to fight hot air with Hot Air. Fill 'er up.

SO PUT THAT IN YOU'RE HAT AND SMOKE IT! BUT I BET YOU NEVER READ IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE IN THE NEXT STALL DOING! KEEP IT DOWN! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF YELL!!!!! I JUST HIT SPELL CHECK BY MISTAKE! I IGNORE THAT! HIT POST!! GO TO BED ANGRY AND WAKE UP REFRESHED!"

Fucking brilliant.

The P.F. Chang in my neighborhood is much less frantic.
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Quote from: CBStew on March 03, 2009, 09:16:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 03, 2009, 02:56:16 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 27, 2009, 05:37:56 PM
[I shouted this aloud while carving these words into a bathroom stall at P.F. Chang's]

"IN ACTUALITY ONLY A LIBRUL COMSYMP LIKE ADOLF HUSSEIN OBAMUSSOLINI WOULD THINK THAT COHERENCY IS MORE IMPORTNAT THAN PROVING YOUR RIGHT BY POSTING A QUOTE BY A MYSTERY BLOG AND LETTING OTHERS FIGURE IT OUT BECUASE ANYONE WITHOUT NANCY PELAWFUL'S WANG JAMMED IN THEY'RE SINUSES WOULD REALIZE THAT OH MY GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT ARM BUT I WILL NOT STOP UNITL I PROVE YOU ALL WRONG! THERE! MY HEART HAS STARTED BEATING AGAIN, NO THANKS TO OUR SO-CALLED "AMERICAN" PRESIDENT B. HUSSEIN OBHITLER AND HIS ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE GUMMINT TAKE AWAY OUR DOCTORS. SO NOW I AM HITTING CTRL-V! THEN HIGHLIGHTING AND MAKING IT A QUOTE!
QuoteOur mission at Hot Air is to:

    * Expose new viewers to the revolutionary world of videoblogging, animation, and Internet broadcasting;
    * Recruit dynamic, enterprising people with creative skills from across the country to help us challenge (and CONQUER!) the dinosaur broadcast media outlets;
    * Laugh. Report. Laugh. Entertain. Laugh. Inform. Laugh. Make money. Did we say laugh?

So, tune in. Turn on. And drop us a tip or two or three. We're here to fight hot air with Hot Air. Fill 'er up.

SO PUT THAT IN YOU'RE HAT AND SMOKE IT! BUT I BET YOU NEVER READ IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE IN THE NEXT STALL DOING! KEEP IT DOWN! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF YELL!!!!! I JUST HIT SPELL CHECK BY MISTAKE! I IGNORE THAT! HIT POST!! GO TO BED ANGRY AND WAKE UP REFRESHED!"

Fucking brilliant.

The P.F. Chang in my neighborhood is much less frantic.

All the action at Chang's is apparently in the shitter.
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Quote from: Tank on March 03, 2009, 10:56:37 AM
Quote from: CBStew on March 03, 2009, 09:16:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 03, 2009, 02:56:16 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 27, 2009, 05:37:56 PM
[I shouted this aloud while carving these words into a bathroom stall at P.F. Chang's]

"IN ACTUALITY ONLY A LIBRUL COMSYMP LIKE ADOLF HUSSEIN OBAMUSSOLINI WOULD THINK THAT COHERENCY IS MORE IMPORTNAT THAN PROVING YOUR RIGHT BY POSTING A QUOTE BY A MYSTERY BLOG AND LETTING OTHERS FIGURE IT OUT BECUASE ANYONE WITHOUT NANCY PELAWFUL'S WANG JAMMED IN THEY'RE SINUSES WOULD REALIZE THAT OH MY GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT ARM BUT I WILL NOT STOP UNITL I PROVE YOU ALL WRONG! THERE! MY HEART HAS STARTED BEATING AGAIN, NO THANKS TO OUR SO-CALLED "AMERICAN" PRESIDENT B. HUSSEIN OBHITLER AND HIS ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE GUMMINT TAKE AWAY OUR DOCTORS. SO NOW I AM HITTING CTRL-V! THEN HIGHLIGHTING AND MAKING IT A QUOTE!
QuoteOur mission at Hot Air is to:

    * Expose new viewers to the revolutionary world of videoblogging, animation, and Internet broadcasting;
    * Recruit dynamic, enterprising people with creative skills from across the country to help us challenge (and CONQUER!) the dinosaur broadcast media outlets;
    * Laugh. Report. Laugh. Entertain. Laugh. Inform. Laugh. Make money. Did we say laugh?

So, tune in. Turn on. And drop us a tip or two or three. We're here to fight hot air with Hot Air. Fill 'er up.

SO PUT THAT IN YOU'RE HAT AND SMOKE IT! BUT I BET YOU NEVER READ IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE IN THE NEXT STALL DOING! KEEP IT DOWN! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF YELL!!!!! I JUST HIT SPELL CHECK BY MISTAKE! I IGNORE THAT! HIT POST!! GO TO BED ANGRY AND WAKE UP REFRESHED!"

Fucking brilliant.

The P.F. Chang in my neighborhood is much less frantic.

All the action at Chang's is apparently in the shitter.

You can get anal there now?
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Quote from: Fork on March 03, 2009, 11:03:16 AM
Quote from: Tank on March 03, 2009, 10:56:37 AM
Quote from: CBStew on March 03, 2009, 09:16:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 03, 2009, 02:56:16 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 27, 2009, 05:37:56 PM
[I shouted this aloud while carving these words into a bathroom stall at P.F. Chang's]

"IN ACTUALITY ONLY A LIBRUL COMSYMP LIKE ADOLF HUSSEIN OBAMUSSOLINI WOULD THINK THAT COHERENCY IS MORE IMPORTNAT THAN PROVING YOUR RIGHT BY POSTING A QUOTE BY A MYSTERY BLOG AND LETTING OTHERS FIGURE IT OUT BECUASE ANYONE WITHOUT NANCY PELAWFUL'S WANG JAMMED IN THEY'RE SINUSES WOULD REALIZE THAT OH MY GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT ARM BUT I WILL NOT STOP UNITL I PROVE YOU ALL WRONG! THERE! MY HEART HAS STARTED BEATING AGAIN, NO THANKS TO OUR SO-CALLED "AMERICAN" PRESIDENT B. HUSSEIN OBHITLER AND HIS ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE GUMMINT TAKE AWAY OUR DOCTORS. SO NOW I AM HITTING CTRL-V! THEN HIGHLIGHTING AND MAKING IT A QUOTE!
QuoteOur mission at Hot Air is to:

    * Expose new viewers to the revolutionary world of videoblogging, animation, and Internet broadcasting;
    * Recruit dynamic, enterprising people with creative skills from across the country to help us challenge (and CONQUER!) the dinosaur broadcast media outlets;
    * Laugh. Report. Laugh. Entertain. Laugh. Inform. Laugh. Make money. Did we say laugh?

So, tune in. Turn on. And drop us a tip or two or three. We're here to fight hot air with Hot Air. Fill 'er up.

SO PUT THAT IN YOU'RE HAT AND SMOKE IT! BUT I BET YOU NEVER READ IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE IN THE NEXT STALL DOING! KEEP IT DOWN! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF YELL!!!!! I JUST HIT SPELL CHECK BY MISTAKE! I IGNORE THAT! HIT POST!! GO TO BED ANGRY AND WAKE UP REFRESHED!"

Fucking brilliant.

The P.F. Chang in my neighborhood is much less frantic.

All the action at Chang's is apparently in the shitter.

You can get anal there now?

I'm glad that you killed this thread too b/c now I won't have to see it at the top anymore. 
THERE ARE TOO MANY MEN ON THE FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!