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Jon

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #180 on: January 28, 2009, 12:02:45 PM »
Lincoln Lanes rules.

Maybe I'll dust off my 8-pound hot pink Bratz-brand ball and my Jimmy Choo-brand bowling pumps.

And my lucky feather boa.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #181 on: January 28, 2009, 12:11:40 PM »
Quote from: Jon on January 28, 2009, 12:02:45 PM
Lincoln Lanes rules.

Maybe I'll dust off my 8-pound hot pink Bratz-brand ball and my Jimmy Choo-brand bowling pumps.

And my lucky feather boa.

Diversey does have rock 'n' bowl, I think.  Bring your glow sticks.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #182 on: January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM »
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Diversey River Bowl.  Oleg is well aware of that place, as am I, as we had a buddy who lived directly across the street from there in 2000.  Damn fine place.  While Lincoln Square is an awesome area to hang out and that bowling alley above Ace Hardware is pretty good, Diversey River most reaches the equilibrium of convenience (even the subhumanites can exit at Fullerton be less than a mile from there), size, space and rowdiness for most of the pleasure seekers here.

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #183 on: January 28, 2009, 12:15:57 PM »
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Heh.  Dubbs reminds me of  Trixie I worked with back in 1996.  Polynesian girl from Palatine or somewhere.  Probably a Fremd grad.  At the time I was living at Southport and Grace, which was the closest I've ever lived to the lake in 13 years of living in the city.  When I told her I lived on Southport, she crinkled her nose and asked, "Where's Southport?".  I told her "2 blocks east of Ashland" and she responded with "Ewww.  Ashland.  I never go that far.

This story is so great that I think it should be an epitaph on your tombstone.

5laky

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #184 on: January 28, 2009, 12:22:02 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Diversey River Bowl.  Oleg is well aware of that place, as am I, as we had a buddy who lived directly across the street from there in 2000.  Damn fine place.  While Lincoln Square is an awesome area to hang out and that bowling alley above Ace Hardware is pretty good, Diversey River most reaches the equilibrium of convenience (even the subhumanites can exit at Fullerton be less than a mile from there), size, space and rowdiness for most of the pleasure seekers here.

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

They have cabs now. You cheap asshole.

Oleg

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #185 on: January 28, 2009, 12:26:29 PM »
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Diversey River Bowl.  Oleg is well aware of that place, as am I, as we had a buddy who lived directly across the street from there in 2000.  Damn fine place.  While Lincoln Square is an awesome area to hang out and that bowling alley above Ace Hardware is pretty good, Diversey River most reaches the equilibrium of convenience (even the subhumanites can exit at Fullerton be less than a mile from there), size, space and rowdiness for most of the pleasure seekers here.

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

They have cabs now. You cheap asshole.

Not all of us have Microsoft plated Amex Cards.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #186 on: January 28, 2009, 12:27:26 PM »
Quote from: BH on January 28, 2009, 12:15:57 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Heh.  Dubbs reminds me of  Trixie I worked with back in 1996.  Polynesian girl from Palatine or somewhere.  Probably a Fremd grad.  At the time I was living at Southport and Grace, which was the closest I've ever lived to the lake in 13 years of living in the city.  When I told her I lived on Southport, she crinkled her nose and asked, "Where's Southport?".  I told her "2 blocks east of Ashland" and she responded with "Ewww.  Ashland.  I never go that far.

This story is so great that I think it should be an epitaph on your tombstone.

I just want to be alive to read it.
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5laky

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #187 on: January 28, 2009, 12:27:52 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Diversey River Bowl.  Oleg is well aware of that place, as am I, as we had a buddy who lived directly across the street from there in 2000.  Damn fine place.  While Lincoln Square is an awesome area to hang out and that bowling alley above Ace Hardware is pretty good, Diversey River most reaches the equilibrium of convenience (even the subhumanites can exit at Fullerton be less than a mile from there), size, space and rowdiness for most of the pleasure seekers here.

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

They have cabs now. You cheap asshole.

Not all of us have Microsoft plated Amex Cards.

They just give me a 1000 dollar a day per diem. Including weekends.

Tank

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #188 on: January 28, 2009, 01:00:08 PM »
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:27:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Diversey River Bowl.  Oleg is well aware of that place, as am I, as we had a buddy who lived directly across the street from there in 2000.  Damn fine place.  While Lincoln Square is an awesome area to hang out and that bowling alley above Ace Hardware is pretty good, Diversey River most reaches the equilibrium of convenience (even the subhumanites can exit at Fullerton be less than a mile from there), size, space and rowdiness for most of the pleasure seekers here.

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

They have cabs now. You cheap asshole.

Not all of us have Microsoft plated Amex Cards.

They just give me a 1000 dollar a day per diem. Including weekends.

Oleg is right, though: Lincoln Lanes is LITERALLY steps from the Western Brown Line.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #189 on: January 28, 2009, 01:20:55 PM »
Quote from: Tank on January 28, 2009, 01:00:08 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:27:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Diversey River Bowl.  Oleg is well aware of that place, as am I, as we had a buddy who lived directly across the street from there in 2000.  Damn fine place.  While Lincoln Square is an awesome area to hang out and that bowling alley above Ace Hardware is pretty good, Diversey River most reaches the equilibrium of convenience (even the subhumanites can exit at Fullerton be less than a mile from there), size, space and rowdiness for most of the pleasure seekers here.

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

They have cabs now. You cheap asshole.

Not all of us have Microsoft plated Amex Cards.

They just give me a 1000 dollar a day per diem. Including weekends.

Oleg is right, though: Lincoln Lanes is LITERALLY steps from the Western Brown Line.

More steps for Oleg than for the rest of us. He's little, you know.
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Oleg

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #190 on: January 28, 2009, 01:28:05 PM »
Quote from: Tank on January 28, 2009, 01:00:08 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:27:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Diversey River Bowl.  Oleg is well aware of that place, as am I, as we had a buddy who lived directly across the street from there in 2000.  Damn fine place.  While Lincoln Square is an awesome area to hang out and that bowling alley above Ace Hardware is pretty good, Diversey River most reaches the equilibrium of convenience (even the subhumanites can exit at Fullerton be less than a mile from there), size, space and rowdiness for most of the pleasure seekers here.

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

They have cabs now. You cheap asshole.

Not all of us have Microsoft plated Amex Cards.

They just give me a 1000 dollar a day per diem. Including weekends.

Oleg is right, though: Lincoln Lanes is LITERALLY steps from the Western Brown Line.

Also, if the wind is right, you can get a whiff of the McDonald's fryer as you walk by.  If it's late enough in the day, it'll even be stale grease you smell.  I hate that stupid McDonald's.

Brownie

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #191 on: January 28, 2009, 01:28:27 PM »
How about Sy's Lanes (formerly Gabby Hartnett's) on Lincoln Ave. in Lincolnwood?

Pre

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #192 on: January 28, 2009, 01:36:09 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

Only if you're afraid of buses.  I live right by it, so I like the idea.  Most nights the music is pretty good.

Lance Dicksons Arm

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #193 on: January 28, 2009, 01:40:38 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on January 28, 2009, 01:28:27 PM
How about Sy's Lanes (formerly Gabby Hartnett's) on Lincoln Ave. in Lincolnwood?

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5laky

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #194 on: January 28, 2009, 01:48:42 PM »
Quote from: Pre on January 28, 2009, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

Only if you're afraid of buses.  I live right by it, so I like the idea.  Most nights the music is pretty good.

So...lots of Whitesnake?