Shitty O'Keas

[TDubbs]

Sorry to Dolan if he was going to post something about this (actually I'm sorry I'm not sorry), but I just wanted to get this up quick.
Next Friday the 16th is the Cubs Convention.  They'll announce the Peavy trade, then we'll all get drunk here.  We'll be getting there around 8.  I'm not sure what time they'll kick us out.
Here's what I predict to happen:
1.  Kerm makes an ass out of himself in many ways.
2.  Oleg spills something on himself and Mike Douche, which in turn makes Mike Douche angry, which in turn leads to him stepping on Oleg.
3.  I black out.
4.  Dolan once again wonders why he isn't as good as Al Yellon.

For everybody that's interested, I'll be allowing you man-kissers to come over to my CONDO both before, and if we're alive, after.  After the party is the condo lobby.  I should be home by work around 5, assuming traffic isn't horrible.  So plan on any time after 5:30 stopping by.  For those of you going to the lame ice soccer game, come over before too b/c I'm just down the street from the United Center. PM me for the address and all that stuff so when you see the doorman you don't act like you've never been out in public before, Weebs.  Girls are welcome too.  I'm just sayin'.   

[*In a Nutsack]

Sorry to Dolan if he was going to post something about this (actually I'm sorry I'm not sorry), but I just wanted to get this up quick.
Next Friday the 16th is the Cubs Convention.  They'll announce the Peavy trade, then we'll all get drunk here.  We'll be getting there around 8.  I'm not sure what time they'll kick us out.
Here's what I predict to happen:
1.  Kerm makes an ass out of himself in many ways.
2.  Oleg spills something on himself and Mike Douche, which in turn makes Mike Douche angry, which in turn leads to him stepping on Oleg.
3.  I black out.
4.  Dolan once again wonders why he isn't as good as Al Yellon.

For everybody that's interested, I'll be allowing you man-kissers to come over to my CONDO both before, and if we're alive, after.  After the party is the condo lobby.  I should be home by work around 5, assuming traffic isn't horrible.  So plan on any time after 5:30 stopping by.  For those of you going to the lame ice soccer game, come over before too b/c I'm just down the street from the United Center. PM me for the address and all that stuff so when you see the doorman you don't act like you've never been out in public before, Weebs.  Girls are welcome too.  I'm just sayin'.   

This is why I should move to Chicago.

[PenFoe]

Sorry to Dolan if he was going to post something about this (actually I'm sorry I'm not sorry), but I just wanted to get this up quick.
Next Friday the 16th is the Cubs Convention.  They'll announce the Peavy trade, then we'll all get drunk here.  We'll be getting there around 8.  I'm not sure what time they'll kick us out.
Here's what I predict to happen:
1.  Kerm makes an ass out of himself in many ways.
2.  Oleg spills something on himself and Mike Douche, which in turn makes Mike Douche angry, which in turn leads to him stepping on Oleg.
3.  I black out.
4.  Dolan once again wonders why he isn't as good as Al Yellon.

For everybody that's interested, I'll be allowing you man-kissers to come over to my CONDO both before, and if we're alive, after.  After the party is the condo lobby.  I should be home by work around 5, assuming traffic isn't horrible.  So plan on any time after 5:30 stopping by.  For those of you going to the lame ice soccer game, come over before too b/c I'm just down the street from the United Center. PM me for the address and all that stuff so when you see the doorman you don't act like you've never been out in public before, Weebs.  Girls are welcome too.  I'm just sayin'.   

This is why I should move to Chicago.

Well, this and the whole "it's not Louisiana" thing.

[TDubbs]

Sorry to Dolan if he was going to post something about this (actually I'm sorry I'm not sorry), but I just wanted to get this up quick.
Next Friday the 16th is the Cubs Convention.  They'll announce the Peavy trade, then we'll all get drunk here.  We'll be getting there around 8.  I'm not sure what time they'll kick us out.
Here's what I predict to happen:
1.  Kerm makes an ass out of himself in many ways.
2.  Oleg spills something on himself and Mike Douche, which in turn makes Mike Douche angry, which in turn leads to him stepping on Oleg.
3.  I black out.
4.  Dolan once again wonders why he isn't as good as Al Yellon.

For everybody that's interested, I'll be allowing you man-kissers to come over to my CONDO both before, and if we're alive, after.  After the party is the condo lobby.  I should be home by work around 5, assuming traffic isn't horrible.  So plan on any time after 5:30 stopping by.  For those of you going to the lame ice soccer game, come over before too b/c I'm just down the street from the United Center. PM me for the address and all that stuff so when you see the doorman you don't act like you've never been out in public before, Weebs.  Girls are welcome too.  I'm just sayin'.   

This is why I should move to Chicago.

Well, this and the whole "it's not Louisiana" thing.

And I'm here.
And it doesn't suck.

[*In a Nutsack]

Sorry to Dolan if he was going to post something about this (actually I'm sorry I'm not sorry), but I just wanted to get this up quick.
Next Friday the 16th is the Cubs Convention.  They'll announce the Peavy trade, then we'll all get drunk here.  We'll be getting there around 8.  I'm not sure what time they'll kick us out.
Here's what I predict to happen:
1.  Kerm makes an ass out of himself in many ways.
2.  Oleg spills something on himself and Mike Douche, which in turn makes Mike Douche angry, which in turn leads to him stepping on Oleg.
3.  I black out.
4.  Dolan once again wonders why he isn't as good as Al Yellon.

For everybody that's interested, I'll be allowing you man-kissers to come over to my CONDO both before, and if we're alive, after.  After the party is the condo lobby.  I should be home by work around 5, assuming traffic isn't horrible.  So plan on any time after 5:30 stopping by.  For those of you going to the lame ice soccer game, come over before too b/c I'm just down the street from the United Center. PM me for the address and all that stuff so when you see the doorman you don't act like you've never been out in public before, Weebs.  Girls are welcome too.  I'm just sayin'.   

This is why I should move to Chicago.

Well, this and the whole "it's not Louisiana" thing.

And I'm here.
And it doesn't suck.

If I weren't bound by the whole wife wanting to stay close to her family thing, I'd pretty much be in your lap by now, TDubbs.

[Mike Douche]

I suddenly don't want to go now.

[Kermit, B.]

5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

[5laky]

I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

[TDubbs]

I suddenly don't want to go now.

You don't HAVE to step on Oleg. 

[*In a Nutsack]

I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

Thank you.

[Kermit, B.]

I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

I like new, edgy Slaky so very much.

[TDubbs]

I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

I like new, edgy Slaky so very much.

Did he shave yet?

[CT II]

I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

I like new, edgy Slaky so very much.

He's EXTREME.

[Tank]

I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

I like new, edgy Slaky so very much.

He's EXTREME.

He's totally in my face.

[Dave B]

I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

From the Urban Dictionary:

1.  Thick Stick  6 up, 1 down
 A penis thats extremely girthy. "Most of the time" a thick stick will look funny cause it is quite short yet very wide in diameter, yet sometimes it is a Monster.
Ash was amazed when she saw it, all she could do was say "WOW, Willie G that is one Thick Stick...i hope it doesn't break me!!!"