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« Reply #555 on: January 15, 2011, 09:34:35 AM »
Quote from: Pre on January 15, 2011, 02:59:00 AM
A triumvirate was formed to run SKO's life for him.

I don't know nothing about his life, but my bathroom has seen better days.  Fuckers.
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« Reply #556 on: January 15, 2011, 09:44:17 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on January 15, 2011, 09:34:35 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 15, 2011, 02:59:00 AM
A triumvirate was formed to run SKO's life for him.

I don't know nothing about his life, but my bathroom has seen better days.  Fuckers.

Did you bang him in there?  Maybe you fat fucks shouldn't have eaten the bacon explosion before you were going to a drink a thon?
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« Reply #557 on: January 15, 2011, 11:10:39 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 09:32:40 AM

Wayne Messmer?

That made me laugh really loud.
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« Reply #558 on: January 15, 2011, 11:33:55 AM »
DadPex slept like a stone after all that excitement. I promised him he'd meet Cubs celebrities and he ended up meeting all of you knuckleheads. He said you were a great bunch of guys, which says more about him than anybody else. I was ready to close that dump down but the old man could only take so much. Understandable.

Great to see all you guys again. The Gordo hilarity was worth the price of admission. I can't wait to read more about it.
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« Reply #559 on: January 15, 2011, 11:59:48 AM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2011, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 15, 2011, 09:34:35 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 15, 2011, 02:59:00 AM
A triumvirate was formed to run SKO's life for him.

I don't know nothing about his life, but my bathroom has seen better days.  Fuckers.

Did you bang him in there?  Maybe you fat fucks shouldn't have eaten the bacon explosion before you were going to a drink a thon?

Yes, TDubbs.  We had a whole apartment at our disposal but we fat fucks chose the smallest, most crowded room in the place to fuck in.
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« Reply #560 on: January 15, 2011, 12:13:59 PM »
Pics or none of it happened.
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« Reply #561 on: January 15, 2011, 12:18:46 PM »
Quote from: JD on January 15, 2011, 12:13:59 PM
Pics or none of it happened.

Weebs didn't show so we didn't have as many pictures as there should have been
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« Reply #562 on: January 15, 2011, 12:38:56 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on January 15, 2011, 11:59:48 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2011, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 15, 2011, 09:34:35 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 15, 2011, 02:59:00 AM
A triumvirate was formed to run SKO's life for him.

I don't know nothing about his life, but my bathroom has seen better days.  Fuckers.

Did you bang him in there?  Maybe you fat fucks shouldn't have eaten the bacon explosion before you were going to a drink a thon?

Yes, TDubbs.  We had a whole apartment at our disposal but we fat fucks chose the smallest, most crowded room in the place to fuck in.

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« Reply #563 on: January 15, 2011, 12:53:14 PM »
I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.
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« Reply #564 on: January 15, 2011, 12:55:18 PM »
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 12:53:14 PM
I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.

There's needs to be a comprehensive account of what happened.  I'm assuming that since Bort was sober, he'd be able to provide such an accounting?
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« Reply #565 on: January 15, 2011, 01:47:32 PM »
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 12:53:14 PM
I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed.

I'd figured the triumvirate was Jack, Jim and Johnnie.
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« Reply #566 on: January 15, 2011, 01:50:41 PM »
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Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 12:53:14 PM
I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed.

I'd figured the triumvirate was Jack, Jim and Johnnie.

I'm pretty sure Wheezer and I are in it as well. But I was distracted by whether Kermit and Busfield were gonna fight or whether they were gonna fuck. God the sexual tension was thick.
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« Reply #567 on: January 15, 2011, 01:57:14 PM »
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Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 01:47:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 12:53:14 PM
I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed.

I'd figured the triumvirate was Jack, Jim and Johnnie.

I'm pretty sure Wheezer and I are in it as well. But I was distracted by whether Kermit and Busfield were gonna fight or whether they were gonna fuck. God the sexual tension was thick.

Did Yeti ultimately win the affections of the brunettes?
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« Reply #568 on: January 15, 2011, 02:00:48 PM »
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 12:53:14 PM
I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.


Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.
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« Reply #569 on: January 15, 2011, 02:04:19 PM »
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Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 12:53:14 PM
I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.


Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.

I was able to tell Crane Kenney, "You know there really is no such thing as a Billy Goat Curse, right?  Right?"  And he proceeded to throw that Orthodox priest and the media under the bus in one fell swoop.    Whatadouche.

In fairness to him, though, I'm pretty sure he was still reeling from being berated by flannj for a solid 15 minutes prior to that.
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