Shitty O'Keas

[morpheus]

Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshops™.

DPD.  Mind.  Blown.

[PANK!]

And I know it'd be easy for someone to accuse me of just blindly circling the wagons around Andy, but I'm not so agenda-driven that I couldn't be man enough to admit if I actually found it funny.  I just never have.  In fact, until a week ago I didn't even realize that douchestilts was dating heffer tits, and until last Friday---when Kerm told me-- I had no idea that he tried eviscerating Andy a year ago with the above-linked "satire".  

The fact that The Heckler gets plugged by Rick Telander about once a year only further validates it lameness in my mind.  

[Ivy6]

Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshops™.

DPD.  Mind.  Blown.

I feel like I'm in Inception.

[Fork]

And I know it'd be easy for someone to accuse me of just blindly circling the wagons around Andy, but I'm not so agenda-driven that I couldn't be man enough to admit if I actually found it funny.  I just never have.  In fact, until a week ago I didn't even realize that douchestilts was dating heffer tits, and until last Friday---when Kerm told me-- I had no idea that he tried eviscerating Andy a year ago with the above-linked "satire".  

The fact that The Heckler gets plugged by Rick Telander about once a year only further validates it lameness in my mind.  

I guess, in his defense, his weak-assed shot across Andy's bow was tantamount to walking into an asskicking from a guy who grabbed his girl's ass. At least he could claim gallantry in a losing effort.

He wasn't that bad back when he was rightfieldsucks.com...

[J. Walter Weatherman]

http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/no-type-just-facea-telltale-digout-of-right-fieldnews-bites/Content?oid=912011

"Why can't I wear my red wig and freakin' red nose and bring the World Series to Chicago as the Comeback Clown?" grouses Jason Yurechko, the unemployed improv student who plays Chug-Chug.

[Gilgamesh]

And I know it'd be easy for someone to accuse me of just blindly circling the wagons around Andy, but I'm not so agenda-driven that I couldn't be man enough to admit if I actually found it funny.  I just never have.  In fact, until a week ago I didn't even realize that douchestilts was dating heffer tits, and until last Friday---when Kerm told me-- I had no idea that he tried eviscerating Andy a year ago with the above-linked "satire".  

The fact that The Heckler gets plugged by Rick Telander about once a year only further validates it lameness in my mind.  

I guess, in his defense, his weak-assed shot across Andy's bow was tantamount to walking into an asskicking from a guy who grabbed his girl's ass. At least he could claim gallantry in a losing effort.

He wasn't that bad back when he was rightfieldsucks.com...

Who grabbed who in the what now?

[Fork]

And I know it'd be easy for someone to accuse me of just blindly circling the wagons around Andy, but I'm not so agenda-driven that I couldn't be man enough to admit if I actually found it funny.  I just never have.  In fact, until a week ago I didn't even realize that douchestilts was dating heffer tits, and until last Friday---when Kerm told me-- I had no idea that he tried eviscerating Andy a year ago with the above-linked "satire".  

The fact that The Heckler gets plugged by Rick Telander about once a year only further validates it lameness in my mind.  

I guess, in his defense, his weak-assed shot across Andy's bow was tantamount to walking into an asskicking from a guy who grabbed his girl's ass. At least he could claim gallantry in a losing effort.

He wasn't that bad back when he was rightfieldsucks.com...

Who grabbed who in the what now?

Easy there, Chug-Chug. I said "his girl", not "his fiancee".

[Internet Apex]

And I know it'd be easy for someone to accuse me of just blindly circling the wagons around Andy, but I'm not so agenda-driven that I couldn't be man enough to admit if I actually found it funny.  I just never have.  In fact, until a week ago I didn't even realize that douchestilts was dating heffer tits, and until last Friday---when Kerm told me-- I had no idea that he tried eviscerating Andy a year ago with the above-linked "satire".  

The fact that The Heckler gets plugged by Rick Telander about once a year only further validates it lameness in my mind.  

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[Gilgamesh]

And I know it'd be easy for someone to accuse me of just blindly circling the wagons around Andy, but I'm not so agenda-driven that I couldn't be man enough to admit if I actually found it funny.  I just never have.  In fact, until a week ago I didn't even realize that douchestilts was dating heffer tits, and until last Friday---when Kerm told me-- I had no idea that he tried eviscerating Andy a year ago with the above-linked "satire".  

The fact that The Heckler gets plugged by Rick Telander about once a year only further validates it lameness in my mind.  

I guess, in his defense, his weak-assed shot across Andy's bow was tantamount to walking into an asskicking from a guy who grabbed his girl's ass. At least he could claim gallantry in a losing effort.

He wasn't that bad back when he was rightfieldsucks.com...

Who grabbed who in the what now?

Easy there, Chug-Chug. I said "his girl", not "his fiancee".

Chug-Chug?

[Slaky]

Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Who is Tits McGee and what defense was she in need of?

[flannj]

Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Who is Tits McGee and what defense was she in need of?

Sarah Gigantor Spain.

And she's big enough to defend herself.

[Slaky]

Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Who is Tits McGee and what defense was she in need of?

Sarah Gigantor Spain.

And she's big enough to defend herself.

Did Andy make fun of her at some point?

[PANK!]

Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Who is Tits McGee and what defense was she in need of?

Sarah Gigantor Spain.

And she's big enough to defend herself.

Did Andy make fun of her at some point?

Well, that's the funny part.  He really didn't.  Or, rather, he made fun of a group of people to which she happened to belong.

Let me put it in simple terms, Slak. 

This prompted this.

[Canadouche]

Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshops™.

DPD.  Mind.  Blown.

Oh, you.  I keep trying to submit to them photoshops with clipped faces that are far too big for the bodies I put them on, but the reject them.  Course, I know you do it on purpose so nobody can make fun of your mad SKILZ. 

[Sterling Archer]

Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshops™.

DPD.  Mind.  Blown.

Oh, you.  I keep trying to submit to them photoshops with clipped faces that are far too big for the bodies I put them on, but the reject them.  Course, I know you do it on purpose so nobody can make fun of your mad SKILZ. 

Me fail English?  That's unpossible!