MLB 2K9

[Gil Gunderson]

IAN, is this you?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, on the 2k boards:

Why aren't the pitch attributes unlockable? Cripes, Randy Wells is 8-4 with a sub 3.00 ERA and his pitch type attributes make him a terrible pitcher with no control. I'm really ****ed with this game and 2K on the MLB title. It's just crap.

I can answer for him and say yes it is him

You can't escape my crack investigative skills.  Now I know why the feds pay me the big bucks.

I figured it was because you were the one chugging on Obama's dong. Someone's gotta, right?

In fact, I just received an award for being the top dick chugger in all of the federal government.  Yay me!

[Philberto]

IAN, is this you?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, on the 2k boards:

Why aren't the pitch attributes unlockable? Cripes, Randy Wells is 8-4 with a sub 3.00 ERA and his pitch type attributes make him a terrible pitcher with no control. I'm really ****ed with this game and 2K on the MLB title. It's just crap.

I can answer for him and say yes it is him

You can't escape my crack investigative skills.  Now I know why the feds pay me the big bucks.

I figured it was because you were the one chugging on Obama's dong. Someone's gotta, right?

In fact, I just received an award for being the top dick chugger in all of the federal government.  Yay me!

Your place or mine?

[Gil Gunderson]

IAN, is this you?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, on the 2k boards:

Why aren't the pitch attributes unlockable? Cripes, Randy Wells is 8-4 with a sub 3.00 ERA and his pitch type attributes make him a terrible pitcher with no control. I'm really ****ed with this game and 2K on the MLB title. It's just crap.

I can answer for him and say yes it is him

You can't escape my crack investigative skills.  Now I know why the feds pay me the big bucks.

I figured it was because you were the one chugging on Obama's dong. Someone's gotta, right?

In fact, I just received an award for being the top dick chugger in all of the federal government.  Yay me!

Your place or mine?

I can't love my business if I cant get a trick...
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids...

[Philberto]

IAN, is this you?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, on the 2k boards:

Why aren't the pitch attributes unlockable? Cripes, Randy Wells is 8-4 with a sub 3.00 ERA and his pitch type attributes make him a terrible pitcher with no control. I'm really ****ed with this game and 2K on the MLB title. It's just crap.

I can answer for him and say yes it is him

You can't escape my crack investigative skills.  Now I know why the feds pay me the big bucks.

I figured it was because you were the one chugging on Obama's dong. Someone's gotta, right?

In fact, I just received an award for being the top dick chugger in all of the federal government.  Yay me!

Your place or mine?

I can't love my business if I cant get a trick...
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids...

mmm

[Gil Gunderson]

Updated last night.  Won two games, both 2-1, with the Cubs (against the White Sox) and the Giants (against the Mariners).

Has anyone ever encountered the black/white umpire in the game?  He'll usually have a black man's head and a white man's arms.

And two stupid glitches remain, but they aren't too noticeable, as they don't happen often: one is the tendency for your outfielders to simply let easily catchable balls fly past them, and the other is the weird check swing/appeal, in that obvious swings are often called balls, while obvious no-swings are called strikes.

Anyone else have these issues?

[*In a Nutsack]

Updated last night.  Won two games, both 2-1, with the Cubs (against the White Sox) and the Giants (against the Mariners).

Has anyone ever encountered the black/white umpire in the game?  He'll usually have a black man's head and a white man's arms.

And two stupid glitches remain, but they aren't too noticeable, as they don't happen often: one is the tendency for your outfielders to simply let easily catchable balls fly past them, and the other is the weird check swing/appeal, in that obvious swings are often called balls, while obvious no-swings are called strikes.

Anyone else have these issues?

Unfortunately, the outfielder thing has been happening all to often in my games.  If you want accurate and up to date rosters, do a download search for mkharsh22's rosters in 2KShare.  He's done a very nice job of recreating/nameing/editing most prospects and AAA rosters as well as getting all the 25-man rosters updated post-Trade Deadline.

[Weebs]

It looks like Evan Longoria-Parker will be the cover athlete for next year's disappointment from 2K.