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SKO

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Fuck Zorp You Stathead Turds
« on: January 20, 2009, 03:31:46 PM »
I think its time we all named some great players that the Stathead faggots just dont understand with their faggot ass zorp and homometrics. Players that help a team win games on the field rather than on baseball reference or statfags.com. Players like Juan Pierre, who hit .292 in 2006 and stole 58 bases. lets see the stathead faggots line up and beat the throw from the catcher like that! who's on your Fuck the Stathead Faggots All Star Team?
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 03:34:18 PM »
This is a masterful post.  Well done, SKO.

For those who may be wondering what they've walked into:

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Read and enjoy.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 03:40:34 PM »
Chone Figgins. He put up 231 H+R+SB last year in less than a full season. I bet none of you statfags could even do that in a T-ball league full of statfags. And before you statfags come back with your GORP and your QUAP I'll just warn you that there's no better measure of hot meaty masculinity than H+R+SB.
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SKO

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 03:43:38 PM »
Fuckin A' RV! Those are numbers you can chest bump in the locker room shower to!
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 03:46:24 PM »
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 03:50:25 PM »
Johnny Damon only wins ballgames. His career OBP is .353 and he brings mellow to the clubhouse.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 04:03:05 PM »
Andre Dawson.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2009, 04:07:04 PM »
Shawon Dunston.  That guy is a winner, as evidenced by his robust fan following.
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SKO

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2009, 04:09:36 PM »
you know what, Zed, you statfaggot, the dunston fans actually made a real, cardboard sign and took it to the game! they didn't sit on a statfaggot message board making statfaggy comments about dunston's zorp while they applied acne cream to their faggot faces. real fan support is in the stands, not on the net!
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2009, 04:32:03 PM »
PPX is gonna be so tweaked when he sees you faggots mocking him like this.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2009, 04:41:51 PM »
Bobby F. Scales
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2009, 05:24:56 PM »
Jason Varitek is the best catcher in the AL, second best all-time (CAAAAARLTON!!!!) and he's getting screwed--SCREWED--because of that asshole, Scott Boras. Dude deserves $10mil a year for what he does for the SAWX.  FCKUFING STATGAFS!
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2009, 06:11:17 PM »
Quote from: Tank on January 20, 2009, 04:32:03 PM
PPX is gonna be so tweaked when he sees you faggots mocking him like this.

MONKEY.

ARAB.

NOBAMA NOBAMA NOWHAMMY STOP
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Andre Dawson's Creek

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2009, 09:55:22 PM »
Is faggot still an insult?  Or is RKO simply stating fact?
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Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2009, 10:21:41 PM »
I proudly stand behind the only empirical measurement that matters.

(300 - body weight) + (70 - height in inches) + (total whiteness) + (cubic CM of facial hair) = GRIT

If loving GRIT makes me a stathead faggot, then dammit, which why is North Halsted?

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