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morpheus

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Re: Goobye, Sweet Prince- Hank White 2005-2008
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2009, 08:33:37 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 22, 2009, 08:21:45 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 22, 2009, 08:07:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 22, 2009, 05:53:30 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 21, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
I enjoyed the day I saw Hank in Jewel.  He is an enormous man.

Morph will be jealous anyone was in Jewel but him.

Jewel sucks.

Morph has issues with Jewel dating back to the horrible assrape he suffered while "Who Will Save Your Soul" was playing on the stereo.

To this day, all he has to do is hear Jewel and be begins walking with a gait usually associated with those who have been sodomized by King Kong.

True Story.

I sure hope you get your ShoutBoxing privileges back soon.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Goobye, Sweet Prince- Hank White 2005-2008
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2009, 08:44:54 AM »
Quote from: Zed on January 22, 2009, 08:33:37 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 22, 2009, 08:21:45 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 22, 2009, 08:07:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 22, 2009, 05:53:30 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 21, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
I enjoyed the day I saw Hank in Jewel.  He is an enormous man.

Morph will be jealous anyone was in Jewel but him.

Jewel sucks.

Morph has issues with Jewel dating back to the horrible assrape he suffered while "Who Will Save Your Soul" was playing on the stereo.

To this day, all he has to do is hear Jewel and be begins walking with a gait usually associated with those who have been sodomized by King Kong.

True Story.

I sure hope you get your ShoutBoxing privileges back soon.

Who would have thought that Tommy Lee is a big Jewel fan..

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Re: Goobye, Sweet Prince- Hank White 2005-2008
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2009, 08:45:08 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on January 21, 2009, 10:34:27 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 21, 2009, 10:28:20 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 21, 2009, 10:21:50 PM
I enjoyed these two days in 2006 when Hank almost single-handedly drove the Cubs to the playoffs at the expense of Milwaukee.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/pi/gl.cgi?share=1&n1=blanche01&year=2006&t=b#662:663:sum

I like that Hank's B-R player ID is blanche01.

Has he been French all this time and I just didn't notice?

And thus the pieces of the BACON LOOP begin to assemble.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanche_Devereaux



Holy bejebus, Jon. That's some fucking overkill.

I like to think it's just enough kill.
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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morpheus

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Re: Goobye, Sweet Prince- Hank White 2005-2008
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2009, 09:01:23 AM »
Quote from: BH on January 22, 2009, 08:44:54 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 22, 2009, 08:33:37 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 22, 2009, 08:21:45 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 22, 2009, 08:07:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 22, 2009, 05:53:30 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 21, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
I enjoyed the day I saw Hank in Jewel.  He is an enormous man.

Morph will be jealous anyone was in Jewel but him.

Jewel sucks.

Morph has issues with Jewel dating back to the horrible assrape he suffered while "Who Will Save Your Soul" was playing on the stereo.

To this day, all he has to do is hear Jewel and be begins walking with a gait usually associated with those who have been sodomized by King Kong.

True Story.

I sure hope you get your ShoutBoxing privileges back soon.

Who would have thought that Tommy Lee is a big Jewel fan..

I also hope for you to return to the ShoutBox SOON!
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Goobye, Sweet Prince- Hank White 2005-2008
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2009, 06:29:05 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Goobye, Sweet Prince- Hank White 2005-2008
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2009, 08:48:02 AM »
Quote from: C-C-Cats on December 03, 2009, 06:29:05 PM
Hank White is officially a Met.  Nice choice Jim

Kenny Williams salivated over the prospect of having Hank White backing up A.J. Eyechart. So, yeah, this is good news.

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Re: Goobye, Sweet Prince- Hank White 2005-2008
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2009, 10:08:54 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on December 04, 2009, 08:48:02 AM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on December 03, 2009, 06:29:05 PM
Hank White is officially a Met.  Nice choice Jim

Kenny Williams salivated over the prospect of having Hank White backing up A.J. Eyechart. So, yeah, this is good news.

Not really. I hate the Mets at least twice as much as Slaky hates to shave.
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Re: Goobye, Sweet Prince- Hank White 2005-2008
« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2014, 11:36:17 AM »
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Re: Goobye, Sweet Prince- Hank White 2005-2008
« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2014, 12:45:14 PM »
Quote from: Fork on November 22, 2014, 11:36:17 AM
Bump.

In before Dolan starts publishing eBooks full of Hank White/Luis Valbuena slash fiction.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Goobye, Sweet Prince- Hank White 2005-2008
« Reply #28 on: November 22, 2014, 02:37:53 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 22, 2014, 12:45:14 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 22, 2014, 11:36:17 AM
Bump.

In before Dolan starts publishing eBooks full of Hank White/Luis Valbuena slash fiction.

Viva Hank!

Nearly 6 years dark. 
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

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Re: Goobye, Sweet Prince- Hank White 2005-2008
« Reply #29 on: November 22, 2014, 02:55:41 PM »
I can still remember sitting in a shitty college apartment, taking bong rips, listening to a bunch of middle school kids call me a faggot in a Halo 2 lobby, and watching the Cubs play the D'backs on a second TV. I happened to quiet a violent coughing fit long enough to overhear Len give an on-air shoutout to the Hank White Fan Club after Hank's second inning dong. Next day I hit the Google machine to see what it was all about.

That was nine and a half years ago. I've wasted a lot of hours since then, and some of those hours were here. But many more hours I've spent here were anything but wasted. You guys are good people and I probably wouldn't know any of you if it weren't for the Hank White Fan Club.

Thanks, Hank. Thanks, Andy. Thanks, Internet.
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Edit: Thanks, Brown Spot Bob.