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« Reply #1890 on: May 21, 2013, 02:08:29 PM »

It's so generic that it sounds like any old baseball game.

No it doesn't. It sounds like two old guys who don't like each other pretending they are having a conversation while there may be some sort of sporting event going on in the background.  All in monotone.

Farmer: "I was having dinner last night a steak and a glass of Compari there's a high drive to deep left field home run number 16 for Konerko Sox now within one in with two outs in the ninth and the waitress brought me a lamb chop that was undercooked I complained that I ordered a steak that's strike three on Dunn and this ball game has come to an end."

Jackson: "What?"

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I laughed so hard I pee'd a little.
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« Reply #1891 on: May 21, 2013, 02:35:08 PM »

It's so generic that it sounds like any old baseball game.

No it doesn't. It sounds like two old guys who don't like each other pretending they are having a conversation while there may be some sort of sporting event going on in the background.  All in monotone.

Farmer: "I was having dinner last night a steak and a glass of Compari there's a high drive to deep left field home run number 16 for Konerko Sox now within one in with two outs in the ninth and the waitress brought me a lamb chop that was undercooked I complained that I ordered a steak that's strike three on Dunn and this ball game has come to an end."

Jackson: "What?"

This is a transcript, not a bit.

I laughed so hard I pee'd a little.

There are times in the car when I turn the Sox on to just hear what the score is and I'll hear a conversation like the one above and scream, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!?"
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« Reply #1892 on: May 21, 2013, 03:54:19 PM »

It's so generic that it sounds like any old baseball game.

No it doesn't. It sounds like two old guys who don't like each other pretending they are having a conversation while there may be some sort of sporting event going on in the background.  All in monotone.

Farmer: "I was having dinner last night a steak and a glass of Compari there's a high drive to deep left field home run number 16 for Konerko Sox now within one in with two outs in the ninth and the waitress brought me a lamb chop that was undercooked I complained that I ordered a steak that's strike three on Dunn and this ball game has come to an end."

Jackson: "What?"

This is a transcript, not a bit.

I laughed so hard I pee'd a little.

There are times in the car when I turn the Sox on to just hear what the score is and I'll hear a conversation like the one above and scream, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!?"

To me the hilarious thing is that someone would drink a glass of Compari with a steak.  Did he mean Cabernet?
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« Reply #1893 on: May 21, 2013, 03:54:50 PM »

Also, Ed Farmer is creepy.

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« Reply #1894 on: May 21, 2013, 04:32:16 PM »

Also, Ed Farmer is creepy.



Which one in the picture isn't creepy?
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« Reply #1895 on: May 21, 2013, 04:52:07 PM »

Also, Ed Farmer is creepy.



Which one in the picture isn't creepy?

Nice sateen shirt Morph, but what the hell happened to your hair?
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« Reply #1896 on: May 21, 2013, 04:59:33 PM »

Also, Ed Farmer is creepy.



Which one in the picture isn't creepy?

Nice sateen shirt Morph, but what the hell happened to your hair?

Mike Norph?
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