The Chicago Shite Sox

[CT III]

Kosuke Fukudome.

A White Sox.

Thanks for the link.

Oh how I laughed at this.

Also, wouldn't it be "White Sock"? 

Judges?

I've always thought so, but no one from the team or the surrounding media uses the term.

Mike Murphy was always adamant that it was "White Sox", so I'm gonna guess that that's wrong.

[Internet Apex]

I'm pretty sure the meatballs are going to boo Kosuke when he returns to Wrigley. I don't want to make more out of it than it is, but if I'm there, I'm going to stand up and clap for him. Not because I love Kosuke or because I want to stick up for Hendry. I just hate meatballs. And Kosuke wasn't that bad, just overpaid.

[Slaky]

I'm pretty sure the meatballs are going to boo Kosuke when he returns to Wrigley. I don't want to make more out of it than it is, but if I'm there, I'm going to stand up and clap for him. Not because I love Kosuke or because I want to stick up for Hendry. I just hate meatballs. And Kosuke wasn't that bad, just overpaid.

I liked him. Never thought he was used properly. Overpaid for sure but that wasn't his fault.

[Internet Apex]

I'm pretty sure the meatballs are going to boo Kosuke when he returns to Wrigley. I don't want to make more out of it than it is, but if I'm there, I'm going to stand up and clap for him. Not because I love Kosuke or because I want to stick up for Hendry. I just hate meatballs. And Kosuke wasn't that bad, just overpaid.

I liked him. Never thought he was used properly. Overpaid for sure but that wasn't his fault.

There were always Japanese chicks at Wrigley wearing his jersey. I hope they don't start going to the Cell now. I mean... I'll still be here. Hello.

[morpheus]

I'm pretty sure the meatballs are going to boo Kosuke when he returns to Wrigley. I don't want to make more out of it than it is, but if I'm there, I'm going to stand up and clap for him. Not because I love Kosuke or because I want to stick up for Hendry. I just hate meatballs. And Kosuke wasn't that bad, just overpaid.

Apex something something Asians

[Wheezer]

It would take some subtlety, but this is probably infiltratable:

Are YOU the world's biggest White Sox fan? Do you have a routine when you watch the game on TV...maybe with your kid/spouse/neighbor/friend? Wanna **star** in a WGN-TV commercial? E-mail WGN your story to ChicagoStories9@gmail.com.

[Kermit IV]

It would take some subtlety, but this is probably infiltratable:

Are YOU the world's biggest White Sox fan? Do you have a routine when you watch the game on TV...maybe with your kid/spouse/neighbor/friend? Wanna **star** in a WGN-TV commercial? E-mail WGN your story to ChicagoStories9@gmail.com.

We should get TDubbs and Fork on it right away.

[Fork]

It would take some subtlety, but this is probably infiltratable:

Are YOU the world's biggest White Sox fan? Do you have a routine when you watch the game on TV...maybe with your kid/spouse/neighbor/friend? Wanna **star** in a WGN-TV commercial? E-mail WGN your story to ChicagoStories9@gmail.com.

We should get TDubbs and Fork on it right away.

*grabs mullet wig*

[Richard Chuggar]

It would take some subtlety, but this is probably infiltratable:

Are YOU the world's biggest White Sox fan? Do you have a routine when you watch the game on TV...maybe with your kid/spouse/neighbor/friend? Wanna **star** in a WGN-TV commercial? E-mail WGN your story to ChicagoStories9@gmail.com.

We should get TDubbs and Fork on it right away.

*grabs mullet wig*

Grabs gun

[Fork]

[camera starts wide on trailer, closes in on mulleted man wearing sleeveless black Sox shirt, jorts, and work boots]

Hidy, I'm Dale Waylon McAuliffe, and I'm the ultimate Sox fan.

[DAM takes a pull off a bagged bottle, only the High Life band up visible from under the bag]

I've been a Sox fan ever since Mama and Pa took me to my first game, back when that colored Calderon fella was their big star before Frank Thomas came in, and he was colored too, but at least he was a goddamn American from Alabama.

I love the Sox, and the Sox fans too. I would have given a month's pay to the Ligue defense fund, if I was working and had pay to give.

I have a routine I like to follow before every Sox game - I grab some cold ones and put them into my cooler alongside my chair, and set up near the window with my feet up, so the ankle monitor don't hurt too much. Then, I let the breeze blow into the living room, and I can see the game on the TV across the way at the Sack O' Suds, which I'm banned from entering, at least until they get a new owner, which happens about every 6 months or so.

The best day of my life was the day the Sox won the World Series, as I got to actually spend the game with my Pa, as we were both in at the same time, except I was short, and he's doing the BB, and he keeps getting into a fight right before his parole hearing, so he still ain't home.

So anyway, I surely would appreciate you putting me in your television commercial, so my PO gets off my back about a job and such.

Thankie.

[camera pulls out to show NW Indiana trailer park]

[Yeti]

Suck it, Fork

[Gilgamesh]

[camera starts wide on trailer, closes in on mulleted man wearing sleeveless black Sox shirt, jorts, and work boots]

Hidy, I'm Dale Waylon McAuliffe, and I'm the ultimate Sox fan.

[DAM takes a pull off a bagged bottle, only the High Life band up visible from under the bag]

I've been a Sox fan ever since Mama and Pa took me to my first game, back when that colored Calderon fella was their big star before Frank Thomas came in, and he was colored too, but at least he was a goddamn American from Alabama.

I love the Sox, and the Sox fans too. I would have given a month's pay to the Ligue defense fund, if I was working and had pay to give.

I have a routine I like to follow before every Sox game - I grab some cold ones and put them into my cooler alongside my chair, and set up near the window with my feet up, so the ankle monitor don't hurt too much. Then, I let the breeze blow into the living room, and I can see the game on the TV across the way at the Sack O' Suds, which I'm banned from entering, at least until they get a new owner, which happens about every 6 months or so.

The best day of my life was the day the Sox won the World Series, as I got to actually spend the game with my Pa, as we were both in at the same time, except I was short, and he's doing the BB, and he keeps getting into a fight right before his parole hearing, so he still ain't home.

So anyway, I surely would appreciate you putting me in your television commercial, so my PO gets off my back about a job and such.

Thankie.

[camera pulls out to show NW Indiana trailer park]

Boo.

[Fork]

Suck it, Fork

That was my favorite part.

[Richard Chuggar]

[camera starts wide on trailer, closes in on mulleted man wearing sleeveless black Sox shirt, jorts, and work boots]

Hidy, I'm Dale Waylon McAuliffe, and I'm the ultimate Sox fan.

[DAM takes a pull off a bagged bottle, only the High Life band up visible from under the bag]

I've been a Sox fan ever since Mama and Pa took me to my first game, back when that colored Calderon fella was their big star before Frank Thomas came in, and he was colored too, but at least he was a goddamn American from Alabama.

I love the Sox, and the Sox fans too. I would have given a month's pay to the Ligue defense fund, if I was working and had pay to give.

I have a routine I like to follow before every Sox game - I grab some cold ones and put them into my cooler alongside my chair, and set up near the window with my feet up, so the ankle monitor don't hurt too much. Then, I let the breeze blow into the living room, and I can see the game on the TV across the way at the Sack O' Suds, which I'm banned from entering, at least until they get a new owner, which happens about every 6 months or so.

The best day of my life was the day the Sox won the World Series, as I got to actually spend the game with my Pa, as we were both in at the same time, except I was short, and he's doing the BB, and he keeps getting into a fight right before his parole hearing, so he still ain't home.

So anyway, I surely would appreciate you putting me in your television commercial, so my PO gets off my back about a job and such.

Thankie.

[camera pulls out to show NW Indiana trailer park]

Ladies and gentledicks.  .. .our first nominee for the "Worst, Unfunniest Post of the Year"! 

Congrats Fork.  I'm sure you'll offer up many more, but the first is always the hardest.  TWSS.

[Chuck to Chuck]

[camera starts wide on trailer, closes in on mulleted man wearing sleeveless black Sox shirt, jorts, and work boots]

Hidy, I'm Dale Waylon McAuliffe, and I'm the ultimate Sox fan.

[DAM takes a pull off a bagged bottle, only the High Life band up visible from under the bag]

I've been a Sox fan ever since Mama and Pa took me to my first game, back when that colored Calderon fella was their big star before Frank Thomas came in, and he was colored too, but at least he was a goddamn American from Alabama.

I love the Sox, and the Sox fans too. I would have given a month's pay to the Ligue defense fund, if I was working and had pay to give.

I have a routine I like to follow before every Sox game - I grab some cold ones and put them into my cooler alongside my chair, and set up near the window with my feet up, so the ankle monitor don't hurt too much. Then, I let the breeze blow into the living room, and I can see the game on the TV across the way at the Sack O' Suds, which I'm banned from entering, at least until they get a new owner, which happens about every 6 months or so.

The best day of my life was the day the Sox won the World Series, as I got to actually spend the game with my Pa, as we were both in at the same time, except I was short, and he's doing the BB, and he keeps getting into a fight right before his parole hearing, so he still ain't home.

So anyway, I surely would appreciate you putting me in your television commercial, so my PO gets off my back about a job and such.

Thankie.

[camera pulls out to show NW Indiana trailer park]

Ladies and gentledicks.  .. .our first nominee for the "Worst, Unfunniest Post of the Year"! 

Congrats Fork.  I'm sure you'll offer up many more, but the first is always the hardest.  TWSS.

Well, I've got 10 months...