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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1080 on: May 15, 2012, 03:27:20 PM »
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What qualifies Judd Sirott to be a color commentator for professional baseball games? Is there a less qualified analyst working anywhere in pro baseball right now? I can't think of one. I'm not thrilled with the Ed Farmer route they've taken with Keith, but at least he's actually performed at a high level. What has Judd ever done?

Lucky sperm clubbed?

That seems to be his only qualification. And I'm not one of those meatballs who thinks you can't have an opinion on spartz IF YOU NEVER PLAYED THE GAME, but Judd? Excruciating. Pat must have the patience of a saint, or the medicine cabinet of Whitney Houston. It reminds me of a journalism student I went to school with who got accepted into law school and immediately launched a legal analysis of celebrities blog despite having no idea what she was talking about. Except her dad wasn't Bob Sirott.

So you're NOT Judd Sirrot, then?

*marks Judd's name off list*

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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1081 on: May 15, 2012, 11:20:33 PM »
I win for rarely listening to games

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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1082 on: May 16, 2012, 12:03:24 AM »
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on May 15, 2012, 11:20:33 PM
I win for rarely listening to games

Well I'm glad at least someone's using your account during day games.
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1083 on: May 16, 2012, 02:29:55 PM »
What Siri really wanted to tell Zooey (who is totally unlistenable):

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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1084 on: May 16, 2012, 02:56:54 PM »
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1085 on: May 31, 2012, 08:48:48 AM »
On Sunday, I was oh-so fortunate to have caught Barry Rozner on the SCORE'S Sunday morning baseball show.  In discussing Starlin Castro, Rozner referred to "long-time (e-mailer, fan, letter-writer, whatever he said) SANJAY" who "did some research" which ultimately led him to make a comparison between Castro and...

Are you ready for this?




Juan Pierre. 

Yup.  I got to listen to that on Sunday morning.
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1086 on: May 31, 2012, 09:01:21 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 31, 2012, 08:48:48 AM
On Sunday, I was oh-so fortunate to have caught Barry Rozner on the SCORE'S Sunday morning baseball show.  In discussing Starlin Castro, Rozner referred to "long-time (e-mailer, fan, letter-writer, whatever he said) SANJAY" who "did some research" which ultimately led him to make a comparison between Castro and...

One of my favorite Desipio jokes was in my formative days here, when someone posted (in a Gamecast, I believe) a few possible trade targets from "HoopsCubs." The list, of course, just consisted of every 40-man rostered player in Major League Baseball.

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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1087 on: May 31, 2012, 10:18:12 AM »
Quote from: Eli on May 31, 2012, 09:01:21 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 31, 2012, 08:48:48 AM
On Sunday, I was oh-so fortunate to have caught Barry Rozner on the SCORE'S Sunday morning baseball show.  In discussing Starlin Castro, Rozner referred to "long-time (e-mailer, fan, letter-writer, whatever he said) SANJAY" who "did some research" which ultimately led him to make a comparison between Castro and...

One of my favorite Desipio jokes was in my formative days here, when someone posted (in a Gamecast, I believe) a few possible trade targets from "HoopsCubs." The list, of course, just consisted of every 40-man rostered player in Major League Baseball.

I was sad there was no GameCast yesterday because the last one nearly lived up to the standard set during said golden age.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1088 on: May 31, 2012, 12:13:24 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2012, 02:29:55 PM
What Siri really wanted to tell Zooey (who is totally unlistenable):


Siri rarely understands anything that I say to her.  After about three "I don't understand, 'Where is the nearest senor center', I say something like "Siri, you are a worthless piece of shit", and Siri responds, "Now, now".    It is frustrating that Siri is more mature than I.
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1089 on: May 31, 2012, 12:25:08 PM »
Any chance we can replace the tablets in Ken Harrelson's Advil bottle with Vicodin? Oxycontin? Cyanide?


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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1090 on: May 31, 2012, 01:41:56 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on May 31, 2012, 12:13:24 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2012, 02:29:55 PM
What Siri really wanted to tell Zooey (who is totally unlistenable):


Siri rarely understands anything that I say to her.  After about three "I don't understand, 'Where is the nearest senor center', I say something like "Siri, you are a worthless piece of shit", and Siri responds, "Now, now".    It is frustrating that Siri is more mature than I.

I think maybe Siri has trouble with Spanish?
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1091 on: May 31, 2012, 01:47:20 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on May 31, 2012, 01:41:56 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 31, 2012, 12:13:24 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2012, 02:29:55 PM
What Siri really wanted to tell Zooey (who is totally unlistenable):


Siri rarely understands anything that I say to her.  After about three "I don't understand, 'Where is the nearest senor center', I say something like "Siri, you are a worthless piece of shit", and Siri responds, "Now, now".    It is frustrating that Siri is more mature than I.

I think maybe Siri has trouble with Spanish?

SPEAK ENGLISH

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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1092 on: May 31, 2012, 03:08:02 PM »
Quote from: BH on May 31, 2012, 01:47:20 PM
Quote from: morpheus on May 31, 2012, 01:41:56 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 31, 2012, 12:13:24 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2012, 02:29:55 PM
What Siri really wanted to tell Zooey (who is totally unlistenable):


Siri rarely understands anything that I say to her.  After about three "I don't understand, 'Where is the nearest senor center', I say something like "Siri, you are a worthless piece of shit", and Siri responds, "Now, now".    It is frustrating that Siri is more mature than I.

I think maybe Siri has trouble with Spanish?

SPEAK ENGLISH

That's what she said.
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1093 on: June 01, 2012, 09:17:23 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on May 31, 2012, 03:08:02 PM
Quote from: BH on May 31, 2012, 01:47:20 PM
Quote from: morpheus on May 31, 2012, 01:41:56 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 31, 2012, 12:13:24 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2012, 02:29:55 PM
What Siri really wanted to tell Zooey (who is totally unlistenable):


Siri rarely understands anything that I say to her.  After about three "I don't understand, 'Where is the nearest senor center', I say something like "Siri, you are a worthless piece of shit", and Siri responds, "Now, now".    It is frustrating that Siri is more mature than I.

I think maybe Siri has trouble with Spanish?

SPEAK ENGLISH

That's what she said.

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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1094 on: June 01, 2012, 11:18:08 PM »
If I hear this goddamned yogurt-machine story one more time, I'm just going to start bad-mouthing Hughes in general. I already have my suspicions.
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