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« Reply #1110 on: June 11, 2012, 10:46:17 PM »
Milt Rosenberg is at present doing a really fucking awful job of covering up the fact that he's not really concerned about "Die Shvartzerfrage."

[Edit.--The strikeout above.]

[Edit 2.--He amazingly just said that increased police presence "is no final answer" (verbatim).]

[Edit 3.--They're really coming out of the woodwork for this one. Niggras donna hab right and wrong "embedded in their psyche." The solution in this case is cognitive-behavioral therapy, presumably from some community-college asshat.]

[Edit 4.--Bingo. Some broad whining about her experience in "the inner city" just said "inbred" twice. And "inherent" and "brain."]

[Edit 5.--The "inner city" is apparently the Kenwood Academy.]

[Edit 6.--Milt has just dropped the phrase "the kill rate," which I should think even a doddering social psychologist would recognize as meaningless.]

[Edit 7.--Finally, the bicyclist inconvenienced by black youth obstructing a North Shore bike path.]

[Edit 8.--Christ, there's two in a row. "They're probably from the South Side or the West Side." Milt is wondering whether they're specifically coming in from their wretched holes to "block the bike path."]

[Edit 9.--We have not "solved this problem" or "brought this horror under control." Fin.]
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« Reply #1111 on: June 12, 2012, 07:31:12 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on June 11, 2012, 10:46:17 PM
Milt Rosenberg is at present doing a really fucking awful job of covering up the fact that he's not really concerned about "Die Shvartzerfrage."

[Edit.--The strikeout above.]

[Edit 2.--He amazingly just said that increased police presence "is no final answer" (verbatim).]

[Edit 3.--They're really coming out of the woodwork for this one. Niggras donna hab right and wrong "embedded in their psyche." The solution in this case is cognitive-behavioral therapy, presumably from some community-college asshat.]

[Edit 4.--Bingo. Some broad whining about her experience in "the inner city" just said "inbred" twice. And "inherent" and "brain."]

[Edit 5.--The "inner city" is apparently the Kenwood Academy.]

[Edit 6.--Milt has just dropped the phrase "the kill rate," which I should think even a doddering social psychologist would recognize as meaningless.]

[Edit 7.--Finally, the bicyclist inconvenienced by black youth obstructing a North Shore bike path.]

[Edit 8.--Christ, there's two in a row. "They're probably from the South Side or the West Side." Milt is wondering whether they're specifically coming in from their wretched holes to "block the bike path."]

[Edit 9.--We have not "solved this problem" or "brought this horror under control." Fin.]
A one post Paulcast. Well done.
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« Reply #1112 on: June 12, 2012, 07:42:11 PM »
Holy shit is Zonk doing play-by-play for all 9 innings tonight?  Did Virgil Patrick get stuck in a toilet?
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« Reply #1113 on: June 12, 2012, 10:32:20 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 12, 2012, 07:42:11 PM
Holy shit is Zonk doing play-by-play for all 9 innings tonight?  Did Virgil Patrick get stuck in a toilet?

As I didn't hear the start of the game, which I presume would have explained where he was, I merely searched for the name in the expectation of some minor Tribune note. Instead, I get a fucking Google regurgitation of his putative height and weight. Measure this, dongchuggers, and cache it.

Where was Pat, anyway?
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« Reply #1114 on: June 12, 2012, 11:13:59 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 12, 2012, 07:42:11 PM
Holy shit is Zonk doing play-by-play for all 9 innings tonight?  Did Virgil Patrick get stuck in a toilet?

Pat's on vacation until Thursday.
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« Reply #1115 on: June 12, 2012, 11:19:48 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2012, 11:13:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 12, 2012, 07:42:11 PM
Holy shit is Zonk doing play-by-play for all 9 innings tonight?  Did Virgil Patrick get stuck in a toilet?

Pat's on vacation until Thursday.

That's not an explanation.
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« Reply #1116 on: June 13, 2012, 07:01:24 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2012, 11:13:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 12, 2012, 07:42:11 PM
Holy shit is Zonk doing play-by-play for all 9 innings tonight?  Did Virgil Patrick get stuck in a toilet?

Pat's on vacation until Thursday.

On vacation? Since when do play by play announcers take vacation? He has the WHOLE WINTER OFF, not to mention the All-Star break..
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« Reply #1117 on: June 13, 2012, 07:17:34 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on June 13, 2012, 07:01:24 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2012, 11:13:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 12, 2012, 07:42:11 PM
Holy shit is Zonk doing play-by-play for all 9 innings tonight?  Did Virgil Patrick get stuck in a toilet?

Pat's on vacation until Thursday.

On vacation? Since when do play by play announcers take vacation? He has the WHOLE WINTER OFF, not to mention the All-Star break..

Vince Kully is rolling around in his grave.
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« Reply #1118 on: June 13, 2012, 08:17:14 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on June 13, 2012, 07:01:24 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2012, 11:13:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 12, 2012, 07:42:11 PM
Holy shit is Zonk doing play-by-play for all 9 innings tonight?  Did Virgil Patrick get stuck in a toilet?

Pat's on vacation until Thursday.

On vacation? Since when do play by play announcers take vacation? He has the WHOLE WINTER OFF, not to mention the All-Star break..

AND his fifth inning steamer.
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« Reply #1119 on: June 13, 2012, 08:17:49 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on June 13, 2012, 07:01:24 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2012, 11:13:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 12, 2012, 07:42:11 PM
Holy shit is Zonk doing play-by-play for all 9 innings tonight?  Did Virgil Patrick get stuck in a toilet?

Pat's on vacation until Thursday.

On vacation? Since when do play by play announcers take vacation? He has the WHOLE WINTER OFF, not to mention the All-Star break..

My only regret is that 242 doesn't come to the Hockee Night shoutbox, so we won't get to watch his head explode.
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« Reply #1120 on: June 13, 2012, 08:25:18 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2012, 08:17:49 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 13, 2012, 07:01:24 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2012, 11:13:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 12, 2012, 07:42:11 PM
Holy shit is Zonk doing play-by-play for all 9 innings tonight?  Did Virgil Patrick get stuck in a toilet?

Pat's on vacation until Thursday.

On vacation? Since when do play by play announcers take vacation? He has the WHOLE WINTER OFF, not to mention the All-Star break..

My only regret is that 242 doesn't come to the Hockee Night shoutbox, so we won't get to watch his head explode.

That's your only regret?
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« Reply #1121 on: June 13, 2012, 08:27:55 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 13, 2012, 08:25:18 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2012, 08:17:49 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 13, 2012, 07:01:24 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2012, 11:13:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 12, 2012, 07:42:11 PM
Holy shit is Zonk doing play-by-play for all 9 innings tonight?  Did Virgil Patrick get stuck in a toilet?

Pat's on vacation until Thursday.

On vacation? Since when do play by play announcers take vacation? He has the WHOLE WINTER OFF, not to mention the All-Star break..

My only regret is that 242 doesn't come to the Hockee Night shoutbox, so we won't get to watch his head explode.

That's your only regret?

As regards Pat Hughes taking some time off? Sure.
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« Reply #1122 on: June 13, 2012, 09:42:17 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2012, 08:27:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 13, 2012, 08:25:18 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2012, 08:17:49 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 13, 2012, 07:01:24 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2012, 11:13:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 12, 2012, 07:42:11 PM
Holy shit is Zonk doing play-by-play for all 9 innings tonight?  Did Virgil Patrick get stuck in a toilet?

Pat's on vacation until Thursday.

On vacation? Since when do play by play announcers take vacation? He has the WHOLE WINTER OFF, not to mention the All-Star break..

My only regret is that 242 doesn't come to the Hockee Night shoutbox, so we won't get to watch his head explode.

That's your only regret?

As regards Pat Hughes taking some time off? Sure.

If he's not off arranging to acquire a defective unit from the CDH Proton Center to fry Judd's speech centers from a distance, I for one will be outraged.
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« Reply #1123 on: June 13, 2012, 09:50:31 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on June 13, 2012, 09:42:17 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2012, 08:27:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 13, 2012, 08:25:18 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2012, 08:17:49 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 13, 2012, 07:01:24 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2012, 11:13:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 12, 2012, 07:42:11 PM
Holy shit is Zonk doing play-by-play for all 9 innings tonight?  Did Virgil Patrick get stuck in a toilet?

Pat's on vacation until Thursday.

On vacation? Since when do play by play announcers take vacation? He has the WHOLE WINTER OFF, not to mention the All-Star break..

My only regret is that 242 doesn't come to the Hockee Night shoutbox, so we won't get to watch his head explode.

That's your only regret?

As regards Pat Hughes taking some time off? Sure.

If he's not off arranging to acquire a defective unit from the CDH Proton Center to fry Judd's speech centers from a distance, I for one will be outraged.

I'm 99% sure I agree with this statement.
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« Reply #1124 on: June 13, 2012, 10:35:40 PM »
Quote from: CT III on June 13, 2012, 09:50:31 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 13, 2012, 09:42:17 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2012, 08:27:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 13, 2012, 08:25:18 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2012, 08:17:49 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 13, 2012, 07:01:24 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2012, 11:13:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 12, 2012, 07:42:11 PM
Holy shit is Zonk doing play-by-play for all 9 innings tonight?  Did Virgil Patrick get stuck in a toilet?

Pat's on vacation until Thursday.

On vacation? Since when do play by play announcers take vacation? He has the WHOLE WINTER OFF, not to mention the All-Star break..

My only regret is that 242 doesn't come to the Hockee Night shoutbox, so we won't get to watch his head explode.

That's your only regret?

As regards Pat Hughes taking some time off? Sure.

If he's not off arranging to acquire a defective unit from the CDH Proton Center to fry Judd's speech centers from a distance, I for one will be outraged.

I'm 99% sure I agree with this statement.

Sincerely. It's a Desippy-Worthy statement that will be understood by less than three people and found funny by everyone except for TDubbs and perhaps Pudd himself.
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