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Sterling Archer
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« Reply #1125 on: June 14, 2012, 06:39:43 AM »

Holy shit is Zonk doing play-by-play for all 9 innings tonight?  Did Virgil Patrick get stuck in a toilet?

Pat's on vacation until Thursday.

On vacation? Since when do play by play announcers take vacation? He has the WHOLE WINTER OFF, not to mention the All-Star break..

My only regret is that 242 doesn't come to the Hockee Night shoutbox, so we won't get to watch his head explode.

That's your only regret?

As regards Pat Hughes taking some time off? Sure.

If he's not off arranging to acquire a defective unit from the CDH Proton Center to fry Judd's speech centers from a distance, I for one will be outraged.

And if Judd happens to be on the air during this proton storm, all the better.
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« Reply #1126 on: June 19, 2012, 11:28:25 PM »

Holy fuck, it's Michael Coren on Milt. The best remark so far is conceding that the Crusades were "not entirely justified."

[Edit.--In a midly humorous sideline, apparently Jeff Rense has some sort of "Israel apologist" problem on this front.]

[Edit 2.--And I'm still waiting for acknowledgment that trying to drag Buddhism into this shit parade at the top of the hour was ill-founded and insulting.]

[Edit 3.--This isn't even worth doing. Milt, at age 85, has simply become fixated on the afterlife, in which he will no doubt recline in the faculty club on the heads of the cherubim. In the meantime, the exalted status beneath the firmament requires a Crown Vic, cheap gasoline, and high-end solo dining, and fuck the rest of you.]
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« Reply #1127 on: June 24, 2012, 12:01:53 AM »

They just did the yogurt routine again. This entire game broadcast has been a disaster. What's with the idiotic "quiz" sound effects?
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« Reply #1128 on: July 02, 2012, 08:25:04 PM »

Chris Berman is so bad at play by play it's pathetic. He just called someone a "27-year-older". As a noun. He's totally lost without a prompter.
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« Reply #1129 on: July 02, 2012, 08:42:52 PM »

This fucker behind the plate
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« Reply #1130 on: July 04, 2012, 06:19:30 PM »

WGN could do a lot worse finding substitute analysts than Dave Campbell. Very listenable.
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« Reply #1131 on: July 04, 2012, 09:48:38 PM »

WGN could do a lot worse finding substitute analysts than Dave Campbell. Very listenable.

I've been saying for years Dave Cambell is one of the best in-game analysts around.  Dude does his homework.
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« Reply #1132 on: July 05, 2012, 12:36:39 AM »

Has Pat entirely pulled out of the attendance game? (||)
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« Reply #1133 on: July 05, 2012, 09:21:36 AM »

WGN could do a lot worse finding substitute analysts than Dave Campbell. Very listenable.

They have done a lot worse, in fact.
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« Reply #1134 on: July 11, 2012, 12:18:11 AM »

I am perpetually surprised that Andrea Darlas doesn't require mechanical ventilation.
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« Reply #1135 on: July 17, 2012, 09:22:57 PM »

Did I really just fucking hear "It's true that in life, change is the only constant. Luckily, Blue Cross/Blue Shield is as well"?
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« Reply #1136 on: July 18, 2012, 06:07:01 AM »

Did I really just fucking hear "It's true that in life, change is the only constant. Luckily, Blue Cross/Blue Shield is as well"?

Nobody would know b/c everybody else in the world owns a TV.
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« Reply #1137 on: July 18, 2012, 07:04:27 AM »

Did I really just fucking hear "It's true that in life, change is the only constant. Luckily, Blue Cross/Blue Shield is as well"?

Nobody would know b/c everybody else in the world owns a TV.

I totally forgot about the mutually exclusive relationship between Tv and radio.
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« Reply #1138 on: July 18, 2012, 09:04:26 AM »

Did I really just fucking hear "It's true that in life, change is the only constant. Luckily, Blue Cross/Blue Shield is as well"?

Nobody would know b/c everybody else in the world owns a TV.

I totally forgot about the mutually exclusive relationship between Tv and radio.

As much as Stew enjoyed the WGN Morning News from his hotel room, it's terrific viewing while driving the inbound Edens.
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« Reply #1139 on: July 18, 2012, 09:16:59 AM »

Did I really just fucking hear "It's true that in life, change is the only constant. Luckily, Blue Cross/Blue Shield is as well"?

Nobody would know b/c everybody else in the world owns a TV.

I totally forgot about the mutually exclusive relationship between Tv and radio.

As much as Stew enjoyed the WGN Morning News from his hotel room, it's terrific viewing while driving the inbound Edens.
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Looks like TJ missed his exit.
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