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« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2009, 08:48:22 AM »
Quote from: Eli on July 13, 2009, 08:47:24 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 13, 2009, 08:40:25 AM
Quote from: EVILteddie on July 12, 2009, 03:58:20 PM
how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

grow bewbs.

I was really hoping no one would reply so Kurt could continue feeling like he is talking to himself.  But then you had to post and ruin that.

Kurt?
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2009, 08:54:02 AM »
Quote from: Eli on July 13, 2009, 08:47:24 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 13, 2009, 08:40:25 AM
Quote from: EVILteddie on July 12, 2009, 03:58:20 PM
how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

grow bewbs.

I was really hoping no one would reply so Kurt could continue feeling like he is talking to himself.  But then you had to post and ruin that.

I thought Kurt was Canadouche.
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« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2009, 09:19:54 AM »
Quote from: Eli on July 13, 2009, 08:47:24 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 13, 2009, 08:40:25 AM
Quote from: EVILteddie on July 12, 2009, 03:58:20 PM
how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

grow bewbs.

I was really hoping no one would reply so Kurt could continue feeling like he is talking to himself.  But then you had to post and ruin that.

That would have been the funny thing to do.

Then there's Fork.
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"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

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« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2009, 09:22:08 AM »
Quote from: Tank on July 13, 2009, 09:19:54 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 13, 2009, 08:47:24 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 13, 2009, 08:40:25 AM
Quote from: EVILteddie on July 12, 2009, 03:58:20 PM
how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

grow bewbs.

I was really hoping no one would reply so Kurt could continue feeling like he is talking to himself.  But then you had to post and ruin that.

That would have been the funny thing to do.

Then there's Fork.

You know I'm your hero.
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« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2009, 09:59:48 AM »
Quote from: Slak on July 13, 2009, 08:54:02 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 13, 2009, 08:47:24 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 13, 2009, 08:40:25 AM
Quote from: EVILteddie on July 12, 2009, 03:58:20 PM
how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

grow bewbs.

I was really hoping no one would reply so Kurt could continue feeling like he is talking to himself.  But then you had to post and ruin that.

I thought Kurt was Canadouche.

I think you're right.  The avatar threw me off.

My point still stands, however.
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« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2009, 10:05:23 AM »
Quote from: Eli on July 13, 2009, 09:59:48 AM
Quote from: Slak on July 13, 2009, 08:54:02 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 13, 2009, 08:47:24 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 13, 2009, 08:40:25 AM
Quote from: EVILteddie on July 12, 2009, 03:58:20 PM
how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

grow bewbs.

I was really hoping no one would reply so Kurt could continue feeling like he is talking to himself.  But then you had to post and ruin that.

I thought Kurt was Canadouche.

I think you're right.  The avatar threw me off.

My point still stands, however.

But if nobody replies to EVILTeddie, won't that just make EVILTeddie feel like he's talking to himself while Kurt is still oblivious and free to commit atrocity after atrocity with Photoshop?
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« Reply #36 on: July 13, 2009, 01:21:00 PM »
On a totally separate note, Kareem is channeling his inner Kapman and looking for some suggestions.

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Just thinking of the silhouette of the skyhook...
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« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2009, 05:57:07 PM »
Live-twatting the Bowman presser...

http://twitter.com/SarahSpain/status/2638423658

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Did that answer by McD re: QO mistake just remind anyone else of the Richard Gere "Razzle Dazzle" tap dance scene in "Chicago"?
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"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser
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« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2009, 07:36:14 AM »
Quote from: Tank on July 14, 2009, 05:57:07 PM
Live-twatting the Bowman presser...

http://twitter.com/SarahSpain/status/2638423658

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Did that answer by McD re: QO mistake just remind anyone else of the Richard Gere "Razzle Dazzle" tap dance scene in "Chicago"?

As far as journalistic ability goes, she's got great tits.
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« Reply #39 on: July 16, 2009, 03:35:49 PM »
Jim Essian channeling his inner Weebs.

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Get this: I almost tested TOO high to get another interview. How can u be too smart to work at a job? Not bragging just thought it was weird
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« Reply #40 on: July 16, 2009, 03:59:56 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 16, 2009, 03:35:49 PM
Jim Essian channeling his inner Weebs.

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Get this: I almost tested TOO high to get another interview. How can u be too smart to work at a job? Not bragging just thought it was weird


He should stick to bragging about his insanely hot wife.
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« Reply #41 on: July 16, 2009, 04:01:48 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 16, 2009, 03:35:49 PM
Jim Essian channeling his inner Weebs.

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Get this: I almost tested TOO high to get another interview. How can u be too smart to work at a job? Not bragging just thought it was weird


He should go to GNC and buy some purification products to make sure that he doesn't test too high in the future. 

Or just quit smoking dope for 30 days.
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2009, 03:31:36 PM »
More from the annals of the Sage of 35th St...

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Rumor is that tigers are interested in trading for milton bradley. Cubs should fly him in a private jet.

about 3 hours ago from txt

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Bradley not in cubs lineup today. With cardinals trading for derosa, lugo, and holliday, if hendry doesnt make a trade he loses the division

about 2 hours ago from txt

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From the mouth of dave dombrowski the GM of the tigers, i would not have him on my team. Bradley homered and is closing in on beckham rbi.

10 minutes ago from txt
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"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

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« Reply #43 on: July 25, 2009, 03:36:28 PM »
But, really... Why stop there?

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Jason marquis has the most wins in baseball with 12. Can bob apodaca be that much better than larry rothchild, or did that trade stink.

5:52 AM Jul 21st from txt

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Have you noticed that sox rookie gordon beckham is hitting .304 with 2 more rbi than cubs superstar milton bradley. Milt 10m beck 300 thou.

7:07 AM Jul 22nd from txt

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Congrats to milton bradley for staying off the disabled list for 75 games as of fridays tilt with cinci. It kicks in a 12mil 2011 contract.

6:19 AM Jul 23rd from txt

Not one tweet about Burly the day of his perfecto.

Stoney's all but going all Cubs all the time these days. Guess he knows what Sox fans want.
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"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser
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« Reply #44 on: July 25, 2009, 04:20:50 PM »
Quote from: Tank on July 25, 2009, 03:36:28 PM
But, really... Why stop there?

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Jason marquis has the most wins in baseball with 12. Can bob apodaca be that much better than larry rothchild, or did that trade stink.

5:52 AM Jul 21st from txt

Quote from: BaseballStone
Have you noticed that sox rookie gordon beckham is hitting .304 with 2 more rbi than cubs superstar milton bradley. Milt 10m beck 300 thou.

7:07 AM Jul 22nd from txt

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Congrats to milton bradley for staying off the disabled list for 75 games as of fridays tilt with cinci. It kicks in a 12mil 2011 contract.

6:19 AM Jul 23rd from txt

Not one tweet about Burly the day of his perfecto.

Stoney's all but going all Cubs all the time these days. Guess he knows what Sox fans want.

My friend told me about him instigating all this shit about Bradley.  Fuck Stone.  I can't believe I liked the guy for a while when he was still doing Cubs games.  What a miserable piece of shit.
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