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Saul Goodman

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #525 on: March 25, 2012, 08:36:29 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 25, 2012, 02:21:48 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 25, 2012, 01:50:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 25, 2012, 01:47:09 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 24, 2012, 10:36:29 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 24, 2012, 04:12:40 PM
Norm Macdonald is live-tweeting Round 3 of the Arnold Palmer Invitational today.

This could be his driest bit ever.

Last time Rick Reilly tried to mock him for it, so Norm (and his followers) destroyed him.

Have you seen my teeth jokes?  No, not the funny ones, the ones I tell when I'm gonna get my ass kicked, have you seen those?

Why the tiny font?

Why not?

If you answer my question, I'll be able to better answer yours.

What's funnier than a Norm Macdonald joke? A Norm Macdonald joke in tiny font, that's what. Such a payoff.
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #526 on: March 25, 2012, 09:50:02 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 25, 2012, 08:36:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 25, 2012, 02:21:48 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 25, 2012, 01:50:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 25, 2012, 01:47:09 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 24, 2012, 10:36:29 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 24, 2012, 04:12:40 PM
Norm Macdonald is live-tweeting Round 3 of the Arnold Palmer Invitational today.

This could be his driest bit ever.

Last time Rick Reilly tried to mock him for it, so Norm (and his followers) destroyed him.

Have you seen my teeth jokes?  No, not the funny ones, the ones I tell when I'm gonna get my ass kicked, have you seen those?

Why the tiny font?

Why not?

If you answer my question, I'll be able to better answer yours.

What's funnier than a Norm Macdonald joke? A Norm Macdonald joke in tiny font, that's what. Such a payoff.

No, Archer.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #527 on: March 26, 2012, 12:40:35 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 25, 2012, 09:50:02 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 25, 2012, 08:36:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 25, 2012, 02:21:48 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 25, 2012, 01:50:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 25, 2012, 01:47:09 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 24, 2012, 10:36:29 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 24, 2012, 04:12:40 PM
Norm Macdonald is live-tweeting Round 3 of the Arnold Palmer Invitational today.

This could be his driest bit ever.

Last time Rick Reilly tried to mock him for it, so Norm (and his followers) destroyed him.

Have you seen my teeth jokes?  No, not the funny ones, the ones I tell when I'm gonna get my ass kicked, have you seen those?

Why the tiny font?

Why not?

If you answer my question, I'll be able to better answer yours.

What's funnier than a Norm Macdonald joke? A Norm Macdonald joke in tiny font, that's what. Such a payoff.

No, Archer.

Good talk.
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #528 on: March 30, 2012, 01:36:35 AM »
Man, and I thought the homeopaths were bad.

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #529 on: April 05, 2012, 07:15:25 PM »
Twitter was just kind enough to remind me of the existence of duckchickens.

http://twitter.com/duckchickens/status/2606942150

QuoteChicago (AP) - Yuo cant win all of em. Go cubbys. by duck
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #530 on: April 10, 2012, 10:04:00 AM »
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #531 on: April 10, 2012, 10:16:14 AM »
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #532 on: April 10, 2012, 12:33:57 PM »
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #533 on: April 10, 2012, 12:39:32 PM »
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #534 on: April 10, 2012, 01:06:37 PM »
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #535 on: April 10, 2012, 01:07:31 PM »
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #536 on: April 10, 2012, 01:44:19 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 10, 2012, 12:39:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 10, 2012, 12:33:57 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 10, 2012, 10:16:14 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 10, 2012, 10:04:00 AM
Dan Bernstein: pitching coach

https://twitter.com/dan_bernstein/status/189528997154131968

https://twitter.com/dan_bernstein/status/189529894005374977

That's the definition of insufferable.

Archer or Bernstein?

And once again, I fail to understand the reasons behind the Apex/Archer feud.

Nor do I. Must be that storied Northwestern-Purdue rivalry.
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #537 on: April 10, 2012, 07:17:06 PM »
I don't know who this person is, but the comment is funny.

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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #538 on: April 11, 2012, 05:43:54 PM »
Goodnight, sweet Mantifex...

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #539 on: April 11, 2012, 10:32:12 PM »
Not wide enough.
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