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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #540 on: April 12, 2012, 12:01:17 PM »
Looks like @MattRomney2012 got shut down. Follow @LOLMintyRomney for all Romney campaign news.

QuoteWhat I _WON'T_ do is plop on the constitution of America. Plops belong in pots, and pots belong in the pantry. America's a garage. Different

QuoteI have the right pogs to get America back in the game. China's got the wrong pogs, and so does the demon-crats party.

QuoteDemon-crats are TurbograFX 16, and Pubicans are 3DO. Not even in the same league.
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #541 on: April 12, 2012, 12:06:03 PM »
Quote from: R-V on April 12, 2012, 12:01:17 PM
Looks like @MattRomney2012 got shut down. Follow @LOLMintyRomney for all Romney campaign news.

QuoteWhat I _WON'T_ do is plop on the constitution of America. Plops belong in pots, and pots belong in the pantry. America's a garage. Different

QuoteI have the right pogs to get America back in the game. China's got the wrong pogs, and so does the demon-crats party.

QuoteDemon-crats are TurbograFX 16, and Pubicans are 3DO. Not even in the same league.

I don't get it.
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #542 on: April 12, 2012, 12:56:27 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 12, 2012, 12:06:03 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 12, 2012, 12:01:17 PM
Looks like @MattRomney2012 got shut down. Follow @LOLMintyRomney for all Romney campaign news.

QuoteWhat I _WON'T_ do is plop on the constitution of America. Plops belong in pots, and pots belong in the pantry. America's a garage. Different

QuoteI have the right pogs to get America back in the game. China's got the wrong pogs, and so does the demon-crats party.

QuoteDemon-crats are TurbograFX 16, and Pubicans are 3DO. Not even in the same league.

I don't get it.

I stopped trying a couple of years ago.
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #543 on: April 12, 2012, 01:23:13 PM »
Quote from: R-V on April 12, 2012, 12:01:17 PM
Looks like @MattRomney2012 got shut down.

He burned bright, he burned fast.

Quote from: R-V on April 12, 2012, 12:01:17 PM
Follow @LOLMintyRomney for all Romney campaign news.

¡Viva!
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #544 on: April 12, 2012, 01:39:42 PM »
Quote from: R-V on April 12, 2012, 12:01:17 PM
Looks like @MattRomney2012 got shut down. Follow @LOLMintyRomney for all Romney campaign news.

QuoteWhat I _WON'T_ do is plop on the constitution of America. Plops belong in pots, and pots belong in the pantry. America's a garage. Different

QuoteI have the right pogs to get America back in the game. China's got the wrong pogs, and so does the demon-crats party.

QuoteDemon-crats are TurbograFX 16, and Pubicans are 3DO. Not even in the same league.

Isn't one of Mitt's kids named "Matt?"  That's probably why it got shut down, I imagine.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #545 on: April 13, 2012, 05:17:32 PM »
Shut the fuck up, Dave...

http://twitter.com/thekapman/status/190920109244686337

Quote from: David KaplanBryan LaHair drills an opposite field grand slam. The same Bryan LaHair that Mike Quade wouldn't play.
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #546 on: April 13, 2012, 05:22:50 PM »
Also, it appears that a SNORKbot is a real thing...

https://twitter.com/#!/SNORKbot/status/190920611160272897
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #547 on: April 14, 2012, 08:14:03 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 13, 2012, 05:17:32 PM
Shut the fuck up, Dave...

http://twitter.com/thekapman/status/190920109244686337

Quote from: David KaplanBryan LaHair drills an opposite field grand slam. The same Bryan LaHair that Mike Quade wouldn't play.

I thought it was different LaHair.
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #548 on: April 14, 2012, 10:27:46 AM »
Today on Selective Slices Of American Ignorance As Seen On The Internet...

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #549 on: April 14, 2012, 10:34:10 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 14, 2012, 08:14:03 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 13, 2012, 05:17:32 PM
Shut the fuck up, Dave...

http://twitter.com/thekapman/status/190920109244686337

Quote from: David KaplanBryan LaHair drills an opposite field grand slam. The same Bryan LaHair that Mike Quade wouldn't play.

I thought it was different LaHair.

What the fuck was wrong with that Mike Quade anyway?  His decision to not give playing time to a 28 year old minor leaguer probably set this franchise back a decade.  My theory is that writing "LaHair" on the lineup card was simply too much of a painful reminder of Quade's own challenges in the follicle department.

Or he just didn't like awkward high fives

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #550 on: April 14, 2012, 10:35:37 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 14, 2012, 10:27:46 AM
Today on Selective Slices Of American Ignorance As Seen On The Internet...




They should form an expedition to find that old lady's necklace.
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #551 on: April 14, 2012, 03:20:17 PM »
A sensible moderate who pulls no punches and tells it like it should be...

http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/191241051795750915

Quote from: Donald J. TrumpAxl Rose should take his #rockhall2012 honors and be happy. Stop the no induction nonsense. Do it for your fans @axlrose.

http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/191252489004257280

Quote from: Donald J. TrumpThe FDA must immediately stop allowing massive dose vaccinations in babies. It is mind boggling that they allow this practice to continue.
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #552 on: April 14, 2012, 05:11:45 PM »
I would be reasonably pleased of this led to a very public feud between W. Axl and the Sensible Moderate.
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #553 on: April 14, 2012, 05:31:12 PM »
Quote from: Bort on April 14, 2012, 05:11:45 PM
I would be reasonably pleased of this led to a very public feud between W. Axl and the Sensible Moderate.

The sensibly whole of?
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #554 on: April 14, 2012, 09:02:02 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on April 14, 2012, 05:31:12 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 14, 2012, 05:11:45 PM
I would be reasonably pleased of this led to a very public feud between W. Axl and the Sensible Moderate.

The sensibly whole of?

The entire glass house, yes.
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