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PenFoe
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« on: July 08, 2009, 11:46:55 AM »

Since Steve Stone is not the only asshat entertaining us with his tweets, figured there should be some forum for the best of the best, much like the YouTube Discoveries thread.

Some gems upon coming into work today:

1. Started following Tony Mandarich the other day, received a Direct Message from him:
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Woooo Hoooo Thanks for following me on Twitter.

Wondering if he personally thanked all 41K of his followers...

2. Joe Buck
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I make one great crunchwrap by the way!
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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2009, 11:52:00 AM »

I know the name of this thread sucks.
Deal with it.


Or suggest a better one and I'll change it.
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2009, 11:53:38 AM »

I know the name of this thread sucks.
Deal with it.


Or suggest a better one and I'll change it.

I first noticed a conspicuous absence of "twat." That might be a good start.
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2009, 11:54:41 AM »

I know the name of this thread sucks.
Deal with it.


Or suggest a better one and I'll change it.

I first noticed a conspicuous absence of "twat." That might be a good start.

Beat me to it Chuck.  Especially if it will be filled by the likes of Stone, Manderich and Buck the lesser.
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2009, 11:56:09 AM »

I know the name of this thread sucks.
Deal with it.


Or suggest a better one and I'll change it.

I first noticed a conspicuous absence of "twat." That might be a good start.

Beat me to it Chuck.  Especially if it will be filled by the likes of Stone, Manderich and Buck the lesser.

Amended.
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2009, 01:29:05 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2009, 01:47:50 PM »

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.
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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2009, 01:51:43 PM »

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

But you'd be okay with the Inquisition?
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2009, 01:53:03 PM »

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

But you'd be okay with the Inquisition?

Of course, no one expects it.
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2009, 01:55:43 PM »

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

But you'd be okay with the Inquisition?

Of course, no one expects it.

Ooops.  Didn't see that one coming.
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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2009, 03:21:05 PM »

KD, Andy...seems like a pretty good place to discuss being banned by Simmons.
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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2009, 05:05:10 PM »

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

But you'd be okay with the Inquisition?

Of course, no one expects it.

At least the Spanish one, whose chief weapon is surprise.
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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2009, 05:38:19 PM »

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

But you'd be okay with the Inquisition?

Of course, no one expects it.

At least the Spanish one, whose chief weapon is surprise.

...and fear.
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« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2009, 06:25:52 PM »

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

But you'd be okay with the Inquisition?

Of course, no one expects it.

At least the Spanish one, whose chief weapon is surprise.

...and fear.

...and venereal disease.
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« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2009, 08:26:42 AM »

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

But you'd be okay with the Inquisition?

Of course, no one expects it.

At least the Spanish one, whose chief weapon is surprise.

...and fear.

...and venereal disease ruthless efficiency.

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