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« Reply #540 on: April 12, 2012, 12:01:17 PM »

Looks like @MattRomney2012 got shut down. Follow @LOLMintyRomney for all Romney campaign news.

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I have the right pogs to get America back in the game. China's got the wrong pogs, and so does the demon-crats party.

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Demon-crats are TurbograFX 16, and Pubicans are 3DO. Not even in the same league.
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« Reply #541 on: April 12, 2012, 12:06:03 PM »

Looks like @MattRomney2012 got shut down. Follow @LOLMintyRomney for all Romney campaign news.

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What I _WON'T_ do is plop on the constitution of America. Plops belong in pots, and pots belong in the pantry. America's a garage. Different

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I have the right pogs to get America back in the game. China's got the wrong pogs, and so does the demon-crats party.

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Demon-crats are TurbograFX 16, and Pubicans are 3DO. Not even in the same league.

I don't get it.
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« Reply #542 on: April 12, 2012, 12:56:27 PM »

Looks like @MattRomney2012 got shut down. Follow @LOLMintyRomney for all Romney campaign news.

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What I _WON'T_ do is plop on the constitution of America. Plops belong in pots, and pots belong in the pantry. America's a garage. Different

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I have the right pogs to get America back in the game. China's got the wrong pogs, and so does the demon-crats party.

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Demon-crats are TurbograFX 16, and Pubicans are 3DO. Not even in the same league.

I don't get it.

I stopped trying a couple of years ago.
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« Reply #543 on: April 12, 2012, 01:23:13 PM »

Looks like @MattRomney2012 got shut down.

He burned bright, he burned fast.

Follow @LOLMintyRomney for all Romney campaign news.

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« Reply #544 on: April 12, 2012, 01:39:42 PM »

Looks like @MattRomney2012 got shut down. Follow @LOLMintyRomney for all Romney campaign news.

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What I _WON'T_ do is plop on the constitution of America. Plops belong in pots, and pots belong in the pantry. America's a garage. Different

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I have the right pogs to get America back in the game. China's got the wrong pogs, and so does the demon-crats party.

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Demon-crats are TurbograFX 16, and Pubicans are 3DO. Not even in the same league.

Isn't one of Mitt's kids named "Matt?"  That's probably why it got shut down, I imagine.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #545 on: April 13, 2012, 05:17:32 PM »

Shut the fuck up, Dave...

http://twitter.com/thekapman/status/190920109244686337

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Bryan LaHair drills an opposite field grand slam. The same Bryan LaHair that Mike Quade wouldn't play.
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« Reply #546 on: April 13, 2012, 05:22:50 PM »

Also, it appears that a SNORKbot is a real thing...

https://twitter.com/#!/SNORKbot/status/190920611160272897
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #547 on: April 14, 2012, 08:14:03 AM »

Shut the fuck up, Dave...

http://twitter.com/thekapman/status/190920109244686337

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Bryan LaHair drills an opposite field grand slam. The same Bryan LaHair that Mike Quade wouldn't play.

I thought it was different LaHair.
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« Reply #548 on: April 14, 2012, 10:27:46 AM »

Today on Selective Slices Of American Ignorance As Seen On The Internet...

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« Reply #549 on: April 14, 2012, 10:34:10 AM »

Shut the fuck up, Dave...

http://twitter.com/thekapman/status/190920109244686337

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Bryan LaHair drills an opposite field grand slam. The same Bryan LaHair that Mike Quade wouldn't play.

I thought it was different LaHair.

What the fuck was wrong with that Mike Quade anyway?  His decision to not give playing time to a 28 year old minor leaguer probably set this franchise back a decade.  My theory is that writing "LaHair" on the lineup card was simply too much of a painful reminder of Quade's own challenges in the follicle department.

Or he just didn't like awkward high fives

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« Reply #550 on: April 14, 2012, 10:35:37 AM »

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They should form an expedition to find that old lady's necklace.
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« Reply #551 on: April 14, 2012, 03:20:17 PM »

A sensible moderate who pulls no punches and tells it like it should be...

http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/191241051795750915

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Axl Rose should take his #rockhall2012 honors and be happy. Stop the no induction nonsense. Do it for your fans @axlrose.

http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/191252489004257280

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The FDA must immediately stop allowing massive dose vaccinations in babies. It is mind boggling that they allow this practice to continue.
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« Reply #552 on: April 14, 2012, 05:11:45 PM »

I would be reasonably pleased of this led to a very public feud between W. Axl and the Sensible Moderate.
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« Reply #553 on: April 14, 2012, 05:31:12 PM »

I would be reasonably pleased of this led to a very public feud between W. Axl and the Sensible Moderate.

The sensibly whole of?
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« Reply #554 on: April 14, 2012, 09:02:02 PM »

I would be reasonably pleased of this led to a very public feud between W. Axl and the Sensible Moderate.

The sensibly whole of?

The entire glass house, yes.
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